I am so glad my friend sent me your blog! You put a massive smile on face. I'm inspired. You expressed exactly what millions of moms are probably too shy or embarrassed to admit! I try to substitute organic green tea for the coffee as it helps to boost my metabolism and wake me up without the gas and bloating (sad but true). Plus the stained teeth and shaky liver I get from red wine ain't pretty so I opt for chocolate and a footrub from my chocolate hubby (get it?). Looking forward to your next post!