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Just geeky enough: Palindromic dates between the...
Just geeky enough: Palindromic dates between the years 0001 and 9999.
Still waiting to see those reunion pix. Oddly, I remember the people in your year better than those in mine!
40 years on
This weekend I attended my 40th Blackford High School reunion. It was a blast, but in that "you hadda be there" kind of way. If you haven't gone to one of your high school reunions, I'm sure you have your reasons. But if those reasons include any notion that the popular kids will still snub y...
They don't have to compete. I think they have the same writers. If MJ had to wear a prosthesis, I'm sure he could have afforded a much better one.
How is The Onion supposed to compete?
I feel the same way Sera does: ecstatic about our new President but very sad that Prop. 8 was passed. HOWEVER, I choose to see this not as a defeat but as a stepping stone. I doubt anyone who reads this blog is going to sit down and shut up just because this abominable measure passed. I am encouraged that it passed by such a small margin, and think everyone should remember how hard won were some other historical political fights. Keep the faith, babies.
Ballot Initiatives provide a wake-up call to the...
Ballot Initiatives provide a wake-up call to the LGBT Community about Race by Pam Spaulding from Pam's House Blend A giant snowball of a blame game is about to roll over and crush me as we wait for the final count in California on Prop 8. Who voted for Yes on 8 is clear now, as exit polls...
What a swell anthem to tools, dingers and incest! :) No, but seriously folks, here's my favorite video that says it all on this fine election day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svhq4C9HhUg
You DO Have a Hammer— Go Out and Use It!
If Debbie Can Do It in Heels and Chiffon, You Can Too! I just ran for an hour until I was sweating out of every pore. I'm going to need every last bit of endurance and endorphins today. It's a GORGEOUS sunny morning in Santa Cruz and I'm putting on my tiara and going to the polling place, ...
That was an amazing read. Thanks so much for sharing.
Family Kleenex ® A Short Story by Briandaniel...
Family Kleenex ® A Short Story by Briandaniel Oglesby Downstairs Bathroom— Family-size with Lotion contained in a plum-colored floral pattern box; 112 have been used. - 14 went to runny noses. - 17 went to bloody noses. - 5 went to wiping soap and grime from around the ceramic abalone...
C.S. ~ I would totally go to that salon. Style or no style, I'd love having my crotch scrupulously scrubbed!
No Sex, No Pity
Today, on my In Bed podcast, I take a look into the darker side of the Sex and the City phenomenon. You know, I wouldn't care so much if those four neanderthal-ettes showed you how to shop for sexual insight— if that's their forté— but they even fail at that. An unintentional erotic moment in...
You and all the rest of Bob's friends, family and fans have my sincere condolences.
Just this morning I was writing about how everything has a birth, life and death, and how we should honor and appreciate each element for what it brings to our lives, both the Yin and the Yang. Then I came across your Bob blog. It just seemed so fitting, yet it brought a mist to my eyes.
What a gift to have known such a man. I guess you could say you have my condolences AND my congratulations.
Bob Nash's Last Ride
One of my favorite people, Bob Nash, died February 10th— and I was unexpectedly with him in the near hours, to be an impromptu pallbearer. Our photos above tell you the story of "Bob's Last Ride." Nash was a little different from most of of my friends. He was a legend— of a rather magical...
Holy cinema guano, Batgirl! That looked like something Monty Python might have put together!
BAT PUSSY - Will Never, Ever Be Stopped!
I keep telling people that "pornography" in the 1970s was different than the sort of thing you see today. NOW, you WILL believe me. This is Bat Pussy, circa 1973. Her creators? Unknown. Her fans? Legion. This clip is one of the "non-sex" portions of Bat Pussy— although I must say, I find ...
Yeehaw! Laundry was never so much fun! "Save a cowboy - ride a washing machine." Amazing.
Yeah, the girls really got ripped off by the suggestions on that MIY sex toy site. A balloon filled with warm water? Puhleeze. A beach ball? You've got to be kidding me. A banana in a condom? Ew. And that blanket-betwixt-the-legs suggestion looks to be an Amish invention. I think we should send the writer of those suggestions a Rabbit and let her know what it's really supposed to feel like!
Anyone else have some actual, fun, tried-n-true DIY suggestions?
Rode Hard and Put Up Wet
The Orgasmatron 3000 washing machine gets your laundry clean AND your rocks off... a MUST HAVE. Why isn't legalized prostitution more popular? Economists weigh the labor and profitability schemes. As a veteran of the Hotel and Restaurant Workers union, I have to say this argument wrings true...
I've made this same dish for years and it's one of my kids' favorites. But I use frozen "country style" hash browns (the potatoes are in little cubes instead of shredded) and for the topping, instead of crumbled potato chips, I smoosh up some corn & rice chex with some melted butter. My topping is slightly less health and therefore quite yummy!
Cream of Whatever— I'll Take Seconds!
I recently attended a potluck picnic of slow food gourmets and wine snobs. We gathered around one particular potato dish which was causing a sensation, licking our fingertips and screaming for more. When pressed for the recipe, the woman who brought the casserole burst into blushing tears. S...
I agree: Firefox is far, FAR superior to IE. I recently grew tired of a couple of sites that didn't like Firefox (I'd have to copy the URL, open IE and paste it to reach a functional site). I found a plugin for Firefox that allows you to have an IE tab in FF. You can either open a bookmarked link by right-clicking and selecting "Open in IE Tab" or you can be at a site and switch it to IE by clicking the little toggleable (is that a word?) icon in the lower right corner of the browser. It's solved all my woes. The plugin can be found here:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1419
PS: I also agree that your pages take a long, long time to load, and I'm on a cable connection.
My Little Tantrum About All This New-Fangled Horsepucky
Hear ye, hear ye: This blog does not work properly on the Internet Explorer browser. However, Firefox and Safari work beautifully, and they're free! Those of you who've tried to read my posts on IE are already saying: "Duh." I'm sorry it's been such a mess. (Hear my broken-down sobbing...) ...
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