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From her video: "In the future I want to be a lawyer". She is building up great credentials.
Canadian warning: After a feast of poutine, you don't want to be anywhere near those farts.
Toggle Commented Aug 21, 2013 on THE NEWS FROM CANADA at Dave Barry's Blog
Park wardens made the gruesome discovery in Windsor, Berkshire, at 3pm on Sunday, and called Swan Lifeline, which cares for sick or injured birds along the Thames. I think they are a little to late to help that one.
Toggle Commented Aug 21, 2013 on FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog
Can you get an optional anal probe for those folk whose head is up their butt?
Toggle Commented Aug 21, 2013 on SOUNDS SCIENTIFIC! WE'RE SOLD! at Dave Barry's Blog
Flesh eating squirrels? Haven't we had enough reality TV/movies already?
Toggle Commented Aug 19, 2013 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
Kardashians don't need their lips superglued but rather some other part of their anatomy (at least as a first step).
Doesn't the Americans with disabilities act cover this? I thought TSA wasn't allowed to confiscate these type of medical devices. Or did they actually think it was a fully functional light sabre?
So the big question is was this Pinkie or the Brain in his pocket?
I'll bet the winner was using illegal Energizer batteries.
Toggle Commented May 6, 2013 on VEGAS at Dave Barry's Blog
The problem is more likely with the Quebec French language laws. They didn't have the French translation of the name (va te faire foutre) above and 50% larger.
Toggle Commented Sep 17, 2012 on MONTREAL DINING GUIDE at Dave Barry's Blog
It sounds like Samsung's Wang is also a girl of the female gender.
Toggle Commented Aug 15, 2012 on PATENT LAW NEWS at Dave Barry's Blog
A Winona Rider sneezed? Oh, it was a Winona Driver? That makes it bigger news.
Toggle Commented Mar 17, 2012 on THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS at Dave Barry's Blog
Maybe the GPS said turn left so they did.
Toggle Commented Mar 12, 2012 on A FLORIDA LICENSE ETC. at Dave Barry's Blog
Sounds like a bum-rap to me.
I knew a couple who had a Rottweiler named Cupcake but I doubt that dog would ever be described as a "party-sized treat". If that wife could throw Cupcake, I would be very afraid.
If her cupcakes were dangerous enough to be lethal when thrown, I can understand the argument.
One key aspect of science is reproducibility so, yes, we should try it again. Science demands it.
Guess the state? If it had been a Mukluk, then I know it would have been in Canada.
Oh sorry, it was laundry day and I had nothing clean at home.
I used to have a beard a bit shorter than than and a lot whiter. I sort of looked like a cross between Santa Claus and a pirate. I trimmed it way back because it got in the way when doing martial arts. I got tired it getting yanked (mostly by me).
Toggle Commented Jul 25, 2011 on STAND TALL, OLYMPIA, WASH. at Dave Barry's Blog
NC, everyone knows they are dry-clean only.
Kind of puts a damper on having "fun" with your sweetie in the shower with the BVM watching.
Is that an iPad in your pants or are you just glad to be a TSA agent? I wonder if the passenger really wants it back now?
It is scary to watch some of these drivers. And it gets worse when you find one of them is from your own town. And then when that driver becomes "Canada's Worst driver", and the driver refuses to get help or get off the road... it is very depressing. But they never hit the host.
Perhaps they are filming Horse of Flying Quills. (redneck remake of House of Flying Daggers)?
Toggle Commented Jun 24, 2011 on IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN at Dave Barry's Blog