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Ian please don't punish the 16 of us!!!!!withdrawal symptoms are not funny
BISEX....
Dear Doris, Good afternoon my angel. I have discovered that I have sent you 116 letters since we met... You too have to admit that that's a lot... I have almost 10,000 overall page views and an average of 50 viewers per day... Those are very encouraging stats. I have also discovered that I have...
L.M.A.O.S.H.T.I.F.O.T.F.A.D.B.L.T.W.A.D.A.A.S.H.B.M.B.T.L.J.B.N.S!!!!
Why not
Dear Doris, I am so ashamed of myself right now... All my years I have known Methuselah is a woman!! Kinda gets me wondering which Bible I have been reading!! Ok, honestly, I have never read about The Man... I have come across his name once before yesterday... while reading the Genealogy of Jesu...
hahaha our Grace used to tell us the same things hahahaha
5 THINGS WOMEN HATE ABOUT MEN!!
Dear Doris, If you are reading this expecting to learn 5 things men hate about women, I advise you to stop at this point and read no further... I used the title to get your attention. If you are at this point and did not stop where i told you to then you must be one disobedient human being!! If ...
Ian darling where are you?i get no answer!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! hehahahaha
YOUNG LOVE IS SO BEAUTIFUL...haha!
Dear Doris, I am laughing my ass off and after I tell you why...you will be laughing your ass off too!! HAHAHAHA!! It is a beautiful day.... Truly is!! Not many days start with me ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF also known as ROTFLMAO in this time!!! So I was looking for my education pa...
Ian u can't count???????? number 14 and number 14 !!!!!hahhahahahaha number 3 has made my day.
p.s you are veeeeeeeeeeery special! :-)
25 AGAIN!!
I just copy pasted this off my notes on Facebook!! I have edited it just a lil bit though!! 1.i lose phones 4 a living. 2.im in love wt black g-strings n id marry 1 f they'd say 'i do' 3.i cnt forgive Adam cz al of us wld b butt naked singin praises at sme garden. Eve is another fool!! IM JUST S...
You're the only one who falls in slow motion plus wood sounds!! :-P
BEND OVA
Dear Doris, I am broke and today is bend over Thursday!! This is not good!! I fell down on my way to work today, texting and walking!i had to go back home and change! Everyone in the matatu i was in thought i was drunk- now that changaa has been legalized, i would have thought the same was it s...
hahaha! this has made my week!!!!! mosquitoes with jobs!!!! :D
DESK SEX
Dearest Doris, Im so happy it doesn't make sense! Here i am with so much work on my desk and so little time...but i feel nothing!! IM SO FUC** UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY!!! im sorry for cussing!!! This feeling started yesterday night!!! I got home n i couldnt stop talking!!! Maybe its because i got a ne...
Did you fall in slow motion??????
BEND OVA
Dear Doris, I am broke and today is bend over Thursday!! This is not good!! I fell down on my way to work today, texting and walking!i had to go back home and change! Everyone in the matatu i was in thought i was drunk- now that changaa has been legalized, i would have thought the same was it s...
Dear Sketch,you are no fat and dolphins are not gay sharks!!!!! hahaha ur the most special person i know!!!!!!!!
SEXCELLENT
Dear Doris, CAN YOU SEE HOW MUCH MAYHEM AN 'S' CAN CAUSE??! i met and fell in love with a random lady in the matatu i took to work today!!! She wasnt BIG like i like them!! I just felt like falling in love and i did!! i didnt get her name or number so this feeling is considered NULL! I feel like...
U didn't even say HelloWWWWW hehaha .Tabia mbaya! :D
PHONE SEX±
Dear Doris, SO WHERE WAS I? YEAH.... i remember my very first call..... now when i think about it, its HILARIOUS!! but back then, it was one big disaster... The year was 1999!! the month September... I ALREADY LAUGHING!!! I had just watched a movie called THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS and in...
Hahahahahaha the poor boy!Hahahaha HelloWWWW :D
MY SMALL BROS GALFRIEND!!!
Dear Doris, Yesterday night,i listened to he funniest conversation ever, between my small bro and his girlfriend!! Dont get me wrong, brotha had his game on!! He had his voice tuned too!! He sings bass.... ( JUST SO YOU KNOW HE WAS 1st AT THE MUSIC FEST SOLO THIS YEAR) so you can imagine his ...
me likey # 3 and 6! :-)
ADAM AND LEAVE
Dear Doris, have you ever thought of how different life would be if Adam didnt taste that apple!?? If he could have just said, "get away from me bitch!!' or "imma tell on your ass!!" and run and tell God!! if Adam wouldnt have taken that bite, the following things would be different!!!! 1. WE WO...
Ian can you finish the story.....
A CURE FOR PROSTATE CANCER
Dear Doris, Prostate cancer is cancer of the prostate!!!! THAT IS ALL I KNOW ABOUT PROSTATE CANCER! Shit- I dont even know what prostate is!i am here walking around with is a compound tubuloalveolar exocrine gland of the male reproductive system that i dont even know about!!!!if you thought ...
Haha it actually makes sense...
SNOW WHITE AND THE 9 DWARFS!!!
Dear Doris, The 9 are intentional! I find the title SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS a very disturbing title for children!!! Lemme review this storybook in my own perverted way!!! Within my words you will find sense!! * Not a dwarf was female!!! * Their names as I remember were Dope...
You need help!
SEX IN 4 D
Dear Doris, i am at the office.... i am going deaf!!! AGAIN!!! But this story is not about my ears or sex.... but the two will keep on coming up!! I AM NOT A LIAR!!! MANY PEOPLE THINK I AM- ILL TELL YOU WHY!!! i am loud!!! I tell my stories how it is, if a banana was involved, i WILL get a ban...
Hehahaha!!! i've died! hahahahaha
JUDGEMENT DAY!!
Der Doris, i went to church today!! ive missed enough Sabbaths though! it was cold and i was there early coz had to drive my small sis and bro there.... Moving on... it was going on fine till everyone was asked to stand up for prayers!!! We did! The prayer was looooongggg!! i lost the guy two m...
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Hahahaha! no, she smelled of pig poo!
FUNNY WOUNDS
Dear Doris, I was a very playful child!! I know all children are but mine was too much!! I know, evidence exists( letters my mum wrote to her sister when i was in class two) So, i was very playful...i played baba in 6 chamama chababa homes!! i was always with the boy who fell from the tree and ...
Hehaha this has reminded me of when someone i know fell in a pit full of pig poo wen we were 8 hahahaha now i can't stop laughing!
FUNNY WOUNDS
Dear Doris, I was a very playful child!! I know all children are but mine was too much!! I know, evidence exists( letters my mum wrote to her sister when i was in class two) So, i was very playful...i played baba in 6 chamama chababa homes!! i was always with the boy who fell from the tree and ...
hahaha!explain how 2 people would fit in a safe to have SAFE sex?
SAFE SEX
Dear Diary, when i was a kid i used to make my own meaning of things i did not understand, i was too embarrassed to ask people things because of the fear of being laughed at... so i sat back and CREATED my own world of explanations! When i was in class 4, i used to think.... scratch that... Wh...
Left chest????????
FEATURES
TIME:1900 As i was walking home from work today (im not yet home, had to check into a cyber to write this, i forget faster than a bee) i happened to spot myself on one of those street mirroyy things on building walls... thats when i decided to write this, so that one day if you see me, YOU WILL ...
You are S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
THE DATE: 21ts July 2010 TIME: 11:18am i am...
THE DATE: 21ts July 2010 TIME: 11:18am i am lactose intolerant! i had tea with milk this morning, lets just say everyone in the office is lucky to be a few yards from my ticking behind! its a boring day! as in nothing is happening, i have read the letter i received from my inmate pen pal over ...
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