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R. Crumb is a cartonist and Kitchen Sink is a (former) comic book company. It's meant to be a parody of those ads Jofur is talking about.
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You were Executive Chef? Correct response: "We are refusing you service. Get out, now. Or I call security and you are arrested and have to explain this to a judge.Tomorrow. After a night in jail."
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So prismatic-bell can't tell the difference between the FBI and the Department of Defense?
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"Paste" is the Italian plural of "pasta". The menu is giving the dishes in boldface, in Italian. The word "Paste" is in boldface, and thus in Italian. There is no error here.
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Kai ... oh. Sorry, printing errors just aren't that funny to me. Thanks.
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"Keep hot foods hot. Refrigerate leftovers immediately or discard." Maybe poorly phrased, but totally correct instructions: keep the food hot until done serving. Refrigerate any leftovers so they don't spoil.
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I loved working holidays when I was in retail. Mind you, I got overtime. Also, none of the places I worked had such long hours that I had to miss anything I cared about very much entirely--I might be late for dinner but I wouldn't miss it.
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Most "lathed"? The Christmas songs that were attached to a rotating shaft and held against a blade to produce a required shape the most? Sorry, I don't normally comment on the spelling here, but ....
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Banned from the store? Is that a joke? She committed AGGRAVATED BATTERY at the least, if the story is correct as submitted[1]. Why were the police not called? I actually doubt the Reddit story is totally factual, for that very reason: why would the felonious woman not have been arrested? Why wasn't the absurdly-wonderful shopper at least examined by a doctor after being sprayed? How does the anonymous storyteller even know that it was bear mace? It reads like an urban legend of the moralizing variety. [1]I'm not a lawyer, of course.
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Wow, apparently the male party-goers got some really good drag Harley costumes.
Toggle Commented Oct 30, 2016 on Halloween 2016 at Retail Hell Underground
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Apparently the new RHU feature is "Things that are not surprising."
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You: "I'll trade you. My badge and keys for the number of corporate HR and also the Regional Manager's direct line."
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Diatomaceous earth is the shells of a family of amoebae (those tiny one-celled organisms that eat by sticking out pseudopods and engulfing things). Yes, some of them have shells. They're made of silica, not calcium carbonate like coral skeletons. And diatomaceous earth is remarkably harmless to us mammals. Unless you do actually soak it in nitroglycerin, but most things are dangerous if you soak them in nitroglycerin! (Sorry, ex-science teacher.)
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Also, you should avoid eating foods with [gasp!] honey in them! Honey is bee puke! INSECT VOMIT IS IN YOUR FOOD!
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I'd suggest criminal charges--firing at the least.
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You know what else contains formaldehyde (methanal)? You do. Your body manufactures something on the order of 75g (call it 2.5 oz weight) of formaldehyde every day. So, to avoid exposure to formaldehyde I would suggest that you avoid exposure to all animals, including yourself. Or abandon the chemophobia, I guess.
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"Hello, Ms. [Regional Manager]? Yes, I'm calling because I've gotten some unclear communications, and I want to be sure about the corporate policy on confronting thieves. Yes, I thought the manual was clear too, but my manager has been directing me to physically restrain a robber ...." (In the USA and other English Common Law nations, snatching something from your hand is robbery. And also theft, of course.)
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You realize that "bella" is Italian for "beautiful"? Maybe that onesie isn't referencing the latest pop-culture thing?
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That isn't Walmart. Looks like Costco or BJ's to me.
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I've seen that when the place doesn't want to sell much gas. In one county I used to live in, the tax rate was different for a gas station that does repairs vs. a repair shop that doesn't sell fuel. One place had pumps but made the price super-high to avoid actually selling fuel. They'd fuel their own vehicles (at company expense) but never actually have any fuel customers.
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In Islam, Aqiqa (Akika) is the custom of sacrificing an animal on the occasion of a child's birth. Islam performs ritual animal sacrifice (or rather Muslims do). Presumably this business has someone trained in the skill of ritually sacrificing sheep and goats (the recommended animals for this custom).
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"Can you provide legal proof that this is your child? No? Then we'll wait for the police and let them sort this out--I can't just turn a child over to anyone who shows up and claims to be the mom. I find it hard to believe that a child's mother would leave him abandoned and crying for so long."
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Freddie ... Facebook is searchable. If that post is a screengrab and not some kind of PhotoShop reconstruction, you might have just outed both the clerk and the manager. Normally you're more anonymous than that.
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"I do know that recently EBT has made it available to purchase cooked foods, but I'm not sure how it works and it depends on the person's own file I believe. I just play it safe and tell customers they cannot purchase hot foods with EBT but are more than welcome to everything else we have." So you're saying it's too much trouble to learn the real regs, so you lie to customers to avoid the work? I hope that isn't what you mean, but it's what you wrote. The customer is still crazy and dangerous, but you did lie to her (if the above is correct--that you know you're not describing the real regulations but say false things to "play it safe").
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I would say guacamole. It's currently really trendy.
Toggle Commented Sep 17, 2016 on Sandwich, Anyone? at Retail Hell Underground
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