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"Lady Grantham, your skeleton is looking especially bleached today. How do you do it?" Continue reading

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No sense in spoiling this with words - just listen. A few highlights to watch out for: It's a little repetative, but at 0:48 you start to get a feel for the awesome Wait for it! Because at 3:35 your head assplodes Continue reading

He learned early that it's important to kill, but it's more important to look good when you kill. Continue reading

"Oh noes! He has outthunk us agains!" Maybe he was counting on the cops just loosing interest as he slowly floated back down to the ground. Or running out of bullets. Continue reading

I figure this conversation went something like this: "I whll giph youphmssion tah-" "HUH?" "I CAHT HUNAHR-!" "STAHP MAHBLINGAH!" "HUH?!" "WHAT?!" It was probably a lot like the Talking Carl Scream Fight, but more brooding. Continue reading

This is unbelievable, unimaginable... basically any "un" linked with any synonym for "could possibly happen." Like sasquatch: if I didn't have photographic proof, I wouldn't believe it. Read this, and look at the headline and picture below. Ex-Wife Dumps Entire Star Wars Collection In Alley So let me get this straight: you expect me to belive that a guy who had a pickup truck full of Star Wars action figures (MINT IN BOX!) got to have sex with a real live girl? No. Fucking. Way. Continue reading

You don't need more than 256 colors when there are only 13 Colonies. Continue reading

The soldier in back seems content to see how this plays out. Continue reading

"I know the best place to get a soy latte in Midgard, but I don't tell anyone so it doesn't get too popular." "No, Frigg didn't make me this shirt. It's American Apparel." via unemploymenthaikuweekly.typepad.com Continue reading

Katee Sackhoff is judging your life choices. From here: http://yfrog.com/z/obbozmcj Please don't sue me. Continue reading

Any respectable reader/gamer/web watcher/nerd is familiar with Felicia Day - the elfin, exuberant, and possibly naturally ginger star of The Guild, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog, and Red, an original SyFy movie that totally wasn't her fault. Well, Ms. Day posted a video in advance of the IAWTV Awards (International Academy of Web Television) to describe why she is so passionate about creating web content. The video proved very educational even beyond that, in it I learned: - Being described by fans of The Guild as "doable" seems to have been less creepy and more of a wonderful surpise. - She keeps... Continue reading

We have a beer machine in our kitchen at work. It dispenses very, very cold beer and like our local economy, teeters on the edge of collapse from lack of funds. This is a heartfelt plea to make it all better. Continue reading

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a man who: 1) Has too much time on his hands 2) Is making the best possible use of that time 3) Has a funny accent and friggin' arms bigger than my waist*. If I could lift it, I would get me one of these. * OK, bigger than my thigh**. ** FINE, bigger than my pasty, noodley arms. SHUT UP. Continue reading

The Lion King Rises: not coming soon in 3D. Not coming soon at all. Continue reading

"Give me a little more up top and down below. If you know what I mean." Continue reading