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Ossurworld
Boston, Massachusetts
Author of RAJON RONDO: SUPERSTAR!, and GREAT SPORTS STORIES and SEX, DRUGS, SPORTS & WHIMSY (Volume 1 and 2), and RED SOX 2011: A WHIMSICAL AUTOPSY
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Usually you can see 60 Minutes in its entirety following the game that runs over the allotted time for football on Sunday night. The Patriots have made a point in the past few days to note they have not played 60 minutes yet this season. Both Coach Bill... Continue reading
Posted Dec 10, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Like instant coffee, just add NBA ownership to the hot water. The New Orleans Hornets have become freeze-dried. How do you like your toast buttered? Put a little honey on that Hornet. The Chris Paul trade is deader than a doornail. Some NBA players may shuffle off to... Continue reading
Posted Dec 9, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Ndamukong Suh may be suspended for two weeks from the NFL, but he is now ready for the off-the-field melt down that often comes to players out of control. The stomping fool now is free to go home for a few weeks of relaxation and avoid those anger... Continue reading
Posted Dec 8, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! The NFL wants to change the time of the Tebowl with the New England Patriots to the network where big ratings and fat peacocks show their stuff on Sunday Night Football, SNF on NBC. Alas, the partners of Bob Kraft are CBS who have a place in the... Continue reading
Posted Dec 7, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Li'l Rob Gronkowski has rapidly become a figure as big as Paul Bunyon in Boston. From spiking his touchdown catches and runs, Gronk has now taken to running along the endzone, giving high fives to the fans. How could anyone compete with Tom Brady for a place carved... Continue reading
Posted Dec 6, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! For those who always suspected that Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics was not quite human, the photographic evidence has been revealed. Not since the pictures of the alien autopsy from Roswell, New Mexico, has there been such a shocking case to indicate that Rondo is, indeed, an... Continue reading
Posted Dec 5, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
So what debt did he make or pay? Headline is unclear.
Toggle Commented Dec 5, 2011 on Taylor makes NFL debut at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! If the NFL played games five quarters in length, the New England Patriots probably would have lost to the Indianapolis Colts. The hapless Colts came on like gangbusters in the fourth quarter, looking like a happy-go-Andrew Lucky team. Bill Belichick was cooking up a storm with no-name defenders... Continue reading
Posted Dec 5, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Word has filtered out of the New England Patriots locker room that Bill Belichick has begun singing a famous holiday tune to motivate his players. If Belichick sounds like Lady Gaga, it’s only because this year’s gift looks like the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes wearing tennis shoes.... Continue reading
Posted Dec 4, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
DATELINE: HUMOR! Facing the Minutemen at Gillette Stadium is a daunting task for most teams. Men with Revolutionary War muskets, dressed in full regalia shoot first and ask questions after the Patriots score in every game. This week the Indianapolis Colts come to Beantown; the New England Patriot musketeers may... Continue reading
Posted Dec 3, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! A funny thing happened on the way to the White House. Herman Cain has gone into a state of suspended animation. This is one step away from cryogenics in presidential politics. Not since HAL the computer did all that damage in 2001: A Space Odyssey has a candidate... Continue reading
Posted Dec 3, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Bobby Valentine flew to the Dominican Republic shortly after being named Red Sox skipper. He went immediately to see DH and free agent David Ortiz at his charity golf tournament where many Boston baseball players have congregated. The gesture touched Big Papi who wants a big contract as... Continue reading
Posted Dec 3, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Inquiring minds asked recently who is the bigger man in terms of coaching. Is it Andy Reid of the Philadelphia Cream Cheese Eagles, or is it Rex Ryan of the New York Cheese Cake Jets? Neither man, to his credit, will admit his ring size, let alone how... Continue reading
Posted Dec 2, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
DATELINE: HUMOR! V (for those wondering) is the drink of choice for vampires on the cable series called True Blood. The dosage is considered narcotic and is illegal for humans to drink. The symbol ‘V’ also stands for victory in more pedestrian beer drinking baseball circles. Somewhere in this mixology,... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
DATELINE: HUMOR! The rumors of Rajon Rondo’s demise as a Celtic demigod may be greatly exaggerated. Rondo has always been a Boston lightning rod for overblown speculation. Ainge already has kicked the scuttlebutt. Doc Rivers never said that talking to Rondo was like talking to cement, as Dick Williams did... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Kris Humphries now realizes how he was duped by Kim Kardashian. He has now admitted that he also considered buying the Brooklyn Bridge. Old film star Mae West once played a woman of dubious morals who sold the famed New York bridge to gullible young men who were... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! At this time of year many folks love to watch and re-watch the classic movie about a mysterious man who becomes the Santa Claus at Macy’s Department Store. Some people begin to think he really is Santa Claus, and others begin to think he is a nutcase. Well,... Continue reading
Posted Nov 30, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! A funny thing happened to Tom Brady on the way to slicing and dicing the Philadelphia Eagles at their home field. Tom tried sliding to avoid the behemoth tacklers on the Philly side as he scrambled with the ball. We have seen better slides from Uncle Fred’s holiday... Continue reading
Posted Nov 29, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
DATELINE: HUMOR! The tall and short of it is that two star athletes tend to turn us off our feed. We can never visit Cleveland without the memory of a town desecrated, humiliated and demeaned by a tall athlete. NBA’s LeBron James is king without a conscience. And, we will... Continue reading
Posted Nov 28, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
DATELINE: HUMOR! Filling out the lineup card in the NBA and NFL usually means the local police have arrested another overpaid athlete. You will soon see his mug shot and be able to pick him out of the lineup faster than you can say, “suspended only if found guilty.” Teams... Continue reading
Posted Nov 27, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
DATELINE: HUMOR! The rivalry between Boston and Philadelphia goes back a couple of centuries. Ben Franklin left Boston to move to the city of Brotherly Love, and lately Bostonians were less upset when Jonathan Papelbon took his talents to South Philly. We won't even mention the ancient battles between the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 27, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Fans and media have failed to notice that major NFL star and social media personality Chad Ochocinco is actually a superhero with a secret power. He is invisible. Chad no longer runs faster than a speeding bullet. He is obviously seen tripping over the imaginary yellow first-down marker... Continue reading
Posted Nov 26, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
DATELINE: HUMOR! No matter how you pronounce it, it sounds like the fetid smell of success. Duh, Suh, Huh. The latest delusional football player to join the ranks of cheating, this Detroit Lion player has a name that sounds like the leftovers of salmonella poisoning. Ndamukong Suh may be suspended... Continue reading
Posted Nov 25, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Tom Brady has tennis elbow. That black band around his elbow is not a memorial to fallen opponents, sliced and diced by Brady’s acumen over a decade of passes. Tom does not rub elbows with many quarterbacks in the NFL. Most QBs cannot touch him, and the situation... Continue reading
Posted Nov 25, 2011 at MTRMedia.com
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DATELINE: HUMOR! Legendary pinup boy and New England Patriots tight end and bon vivant, Rob Gronkowski cuts his teeth in the NFL by amassing a fine of $7500 for spiking the football after he scores a touchdown. He is now a repeat offender. Gronking and spiking have become more synonymous... Continue reading
Posted Nov 24, 2011 at MTRMedia.com