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Spot on. I think there's a kind of stigma that when you're a housewife, you don't "do" anything. So you spend your time trying to prove that you're "productive." I try to remember that I stay home because I wanted to be with my kids, but also because it works for us financially better this way. At the end of the day, no matter how much money we have or don't have, I just hope I can make a peaceful place for my family. All this to say, I think "productivity" for me is starting to mean just keeping the kids alive every day.
Toggle Commented Jul 14, 2014 on chasing achievement at hollywood housewife
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Voted. This was so cute! I really hope you get to do again. The dad in the apron is adorable.
We can't make that orange juice into a Mimosa, but we can help with everything else.
Ilana, that was beautiful. You did a fantastic job. I may have been thiiiis close to crying.
Toggle Commented Nov 20, 2013 on Harlow's First Year: The Movie at Mommy Shorts
Oh my gosh, Ilana, I'm dying. Can't say I blame you though. It's better to be too cautious than pick up poop by accident. My rule to live by.
Toggle Commented Oct 9, 2013 on A Monchichi Crapped in the Corner at Mommy Shorts
Haha...good for him!...:) My husband didn't have a choice either. It was sink or swim, and, even though he had no idea what he was doing, he just nodded 'yes' and jumped in. The brave soul. Congrats on your new babe on the way!
Well, thank you very much! I just wish I'd looked as good as that girl does ....but I wore flip flops in winter quite a bit, so I'll let you do the math.
What a coincidence, because I love me some When Crazy Meets Exhaustion!
Oh my goodness, those genie pants sound beyond amazing. I must hunt down a few pairs ...partly for when a new Kellerman shows up, partly because, again, those sound like an absolute dream.
Yes! I totally would've done the same thing. I hope you asked him to slather it with cocoa butter. I put an entire instructional guide on that in the book. You just need a good, strong, spatula...
No cankles necessary to read this book, or to read Abby Has Issues. *Hint hint internet peeps*
I just tell it like it is, Kelly. Solidarity, my friend...:)
We have quite a few sets of twins in my family, but I thought, "Oh, one of my brothers or sisters will get twins, but probably not me." Nope. But they're pretty great, either
I love Portlandia so much. Hilarious.
Words cannot express how much I love every single one of these.
Toggle Commented Feb 14, 2013 on Marital Discord: Batman Robin Style at Mommy Shorts
The Max and Ruby scenario seems legit. I'd pair it with a tub of popcorn and a few Coor's Lights.
Oh yes, and this is one of my fave posts on your fabulous blog...;)
Toggle Commented Jan 24, 2013 on The Big Ticket Stroller Giveaway at Mommy Shorts
Congrats again on 10,000 fans! I gotcha on the Twitter and Pinterest.
Toggle Commented Jan 24, 2013 on The Big Ticket Stroller Giveaway at Mommy Shorts
These are both fantastic and painfully cute. Love!
Toggle Commented Jan 17, 2013 on Babies in Buckets and Baskets at Mommy Shorts
Oh, for crying out loud, Nicole. Did you have to go and expose all our secrets in one post? You could've just mentioned one or two. now my sympathy train's gonna derail. Thanks...;)
Genius? ...or simply looking for a free haircut. Anyone? Anyone?
I'll just have to pay a visit...:)
Absolutely. It's those beautiful new lives that help us not fixate when we accidentally slam our draggin' booties in the car door by accident.
OR, you could get a tattoo of the equator and pull the whole thing off as intentional. No?
Gwyneth, if you can hear me, send some arugula. STAT.