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Suburban Kamikaze
Suburbia, USA
Her address says suburbs, but her shoes scream "get me out of here...".
Interests: The Suburban Kamikaze has a lot of shoes. What of it? We shop at Target, plot world domination. We read a lot of books. We drink a lot of wine. We are not appreciated by our children. We reject suburban culture. We embody suburban culture. We laugh bitterly when we hear the words "suburban culture." Maybe you are one of us...
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Girl Most Likely
Posted Jun 30, 2017 at suburban kamikaze
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Laughing all the way
Posted Jun 29, 2017 at suburban kamikaze
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Family Reunion Day 2, or Possibly 3: Teenagers sleep through breakfast buffet, wake up hungry
Posted Jul 24, 2015 at suburban kamikaze
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8 Worries Moms of Teenage Girls Can Cross off the list
Posted Feb 20, 2015 at suburban kamikaze
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This week in lost causes: Perspective
Posted Jan 30, 2015 at suburban kamikaze
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Yes, the Coach of Coaches. I could also use a new Coach bag.
SK
Commented Jan 10, 2015 on Top 10 Life Coaches to Hire in 2015 at suburban kamikaze
Top 10 Life Coaches to Hire in 2015
As a semi-professional woman living in one of America's coolest coldest cities, I have a front row seat to the latest trends among the so-called Movers and Shakers - who, btdubs, are no longer referred to as "Movers and Shakers," that being a term that was retired 11 minutes ago, in favor of "P...
The diesel coach. Very 2016.
SK
Commented Jan 9, 2015 on Top 10 Life Coaches to Hire in 2015 at suburban kamikaze
Top 10 Life Coaches to Hire in 2015
As a semi-professional woman living in one of America's coolest coldest cities, I have a front row seat to the latest trends among the so-called Movers and Shakers - who, btdubs, are no longer referred to as "Movers and Shakers," that being a term that was retired 11 minutes ago, in favor of "P...
Top 10 Life Coaches to Hire in 2015
Posted Jan 7, 2015 at suburban kamikaze
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Like a garage sale where you don't have to talk to anyone. Perfect.
SK
Commented Jan 5, 2015 on No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions at suburban kamikaze
No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions
The first day of a new year is a day in which no ambition is out of reach. Everything seems possible. Which is why I know I am not just organizing a drawer as 2015 opens on the Kamikaze family - I am turning the page on an entirely new way of living. We are taking the proverbial first step of a...
How bad can it be? It is Day 2 of Year of the Drawer and no one has left a half-eaten bagel or a knot of broken shoelaces in my freshly organized drawer. Anything is possible.
SK
Commented Jan 3, 2015 on No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions at suburban kamikaze
No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions
The first day of a new year is a day in which no ambition is out of reach. Everything seems possible. Which is why I know I am not just organizing a drawer as 2015 opens on the Kamikaze family - I am turning the page on an entirely new way of living. We are taking the proverbial first step of a...
A little rearranging can be a good thing in a marriage. Unless I'm wrong. In which case you should probably just vacuum once in a while.
SK
Commented Jan 2, 2015 on No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions at suburban kamikaze
No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions
The first day of a new year is a day in which no ambition is out of reach. Everything seems possible. Which is why I know I am not just organizing a drawer as 2015 opens on the Kamikaze family - I am turning the page on an entirely new way of living. We are taking the proverbial first step of a...
Definitely needs a "make me a sandwich" verse. There must be at least 30 days of Christmas in the teen calendar.
SK
Commented Jan 2, 2015 on The 12 Days of Teen Christmas at suburban kamikaze
The 12 Days of Teen Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my teenager texted me: Just to let you know it's not all my mess. Also, I’m going to clean it up. On the second day of Christmas my teenager texted me: Are you planning to go the store anytime soon? Because there is nothing to eat in this house. Also, I’m going t...
I know it's ambitious, but it's not crazy. The Year of the Closet would have been crazy. And yes, some of the things I took out of the drawer are still on the stairs, (sunglasses, charging cords, earbuds) waiting for the children to put them away in some other drawer, somewhere else, but that doesn't mean the Year of the Drawer has been a failure, no matter what Mr. Kamikaze says.
-SK
Commented Jan 2, 2015 on No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions at suburban kamikaze
No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions
The first day of a new year is a day in which no ambition is out of reach. Everything seems possible. Which is why I know I am not just organizing a drawer as 2015 opens on the Kamikaze family - I am turning the page on an entirely new way of living. We are taking the proverbial first step of a...
Yes, but we're more organized now.
SK
Commented Jan 2, 2015 on No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions at suburban kamikaze
No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions
The first day of a new year is a day in which no ambition is out of reach. Everything seems possible. Which is why I know I am not just organizing a drawer as 2015 opens on the Kamikaze family - I am turning the page on an entirely new way of living. We are taking the proverbial first step of a...
No drawer big enough to hold our 2015 ambitions
Posted Jan 1, 2015 at suburban kamikaze
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It was definitely a bad case of overreach. You are going to need some new recipes Audubon. Think cheese.
SK
Commented Dec 27, 2014 on Christmas 2014 shaping up to be the least artisanal Christmas ever at suburban kamikaze
Christmas 2014 shaping up to be the least artisanal Christmas ever
There was a small part of me that believed there would be seasonal decor and greenery adorning the planters on the back deck by Christmas morning, at the latest. Was I wrong? Not entirely. It was the same part of me that believed the children would wake up to pancakes shaped like little Christma...
Christmas 2014 shaping up to be the least artisanal Christmas ever
Posted Dec 25, 2014 at suburban kamikaze
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But they're going to clean it up. Possibly.
-SK
Commented Dec 24, 2014 on The 12 Days of Teen Christmas at suburban kamikaze
The 12 Days of Teen Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my teenager texted me: Just to let you know it's not all my mess. Also, I’m going to clean it up. On the second day of Christmas my teenager texted me: Are you planning to go the store anytime soon? Because there is nothing to eat in this house. Also, I’m going t...
The 12 Days of Teen Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my teenager texted me: Just to let you know it's not all my mess. Also, I’m going to clean it up. On the second day of Christmas my teenager texted me: Are you planning... Continue reading
Posted Dec 23, 2014 at suburban kamikaze
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We may have to rethink our hiring practices
Posted Dec 17, 2014 at suburban kamikaze
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Number of light bulbs may vary
Posted Dec 10, 2014 at suburban kamikaze
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Let's not lose sight of the fact that by modern culinary standards, not counting the kind of people who make chicken pot pies from scratch, I really did make that chicken pot pie. I think that is the takeout takeaway here.
SK
Commented Oct 31, 2014 on Chicken pot lie at suburban kamikaze
Chicken pot lie
It is a longstanding tradition here at Suburban Kamikaze to begin every Thursday with a confession. Ok, so that's not true. But now that we have, it could be a thing. And we are desperately in need of "a thing" here at Suburban Kamikaze, where the stuff of big-time blogging - cats, recipes, rea...
I plan to begin using it immediately. The word, not the little thing, which requires a little more, what is the word? Oh god, I am so tired. I am trying to remember when I washed my hair last. Do we have any olives? Oh yes, Effort.
SK
Commented Oct 30, 2014 on Chicken pot lie at suburban kamikaze
Chicken pot lie
It is a longstanding tradition here at Suburban Kamikaze to begin every Thursday with a confession. Ok, so that's not true. But now that we have, it could be a thing. And we are desperately in need of "a thing" here at Suburban Kamikaze, where the stuff of big-time blogging - cats, recipes, rea...
Chicken pot lie
Posted Oct 30, 2014 at suburban kamikaze
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Yes, but you have better taste in sweaters. And you can't put a price on that, probably.
SK
Commented Oct 26, 2014 on 99 Reasons to Drink in the Suburbs #33: Pinot No at suburban kamikaze
99 Reasons to Drink in the Suburbs #33: Pinot No
As the creator of a 500 black sweater wardrobe, I am not in a position to play fashion critic. But I can't help but feel that that any wine bottle that goes out wearing one of these "Autumn Wine Sweaters" is making a mistake. I'm not saying there isn't a bottle out there somewhere with the grape...
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