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Ten bucks for a blowjob is cheaper than he'd get on a street corner.
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I'm in NYC for 36 hours again. I'm not going to lie - except for the guilt I feel at not being home to take care of my babies and help my husband with the chaos - I love it here. There's so much energy in the city and - as you can probably guess - I love the anonymity of it all. I love that no...
You two are still and always my role models
Fallback Plan
Saturday morning I coached an 8am soccer game and a 9am soccer game for my daughters while my husband coached a 9am football game for my sons. After the 9 o'clock game my daughters and I raced back to the football field to see the last play of the football game. Then my in-laws - who had come ...
She has great taste :) And now I want to see both the hot guys
Like Mother Like Daughter
I met my husband while I was flirting with a guy I'll call Creepy Tommy. Creepy Tommy is creepy for a whole lot of reasons but at the time all I knew is that he was GORGEOUS. Like gorgeous in a way that puts the whole world on pause and all you can hear are angels singing. Seriously. (You can...
Can't believe his wife didn't laugh. She's clearly no fun.
And Then I Peed In My Pants - Which REALLY Impressed my Boss's Boss's Boss.
I was at dinner last night with some coworkers and one of them was telling a story about one of his employees. Apparently the employee is "underperforming" and whenever the manager tries to coach him he agrees SO enthusiastically that the manager becomes completely disoriented. For example, whe...
No one ever says "are you awake" and only wants to spoon, Kit. Nice work. A+
He Didn't Mean It
Last night I wrote yesterday's "Sex Homework" post and then realized it was 10:30 and I was caught up on work and blogging and that my family was all taken care of. I decided to go to bed because I've been suffering from extreme sleep deprivation lately and am WAY behind. HOWEVER, I was motivate...
hahahahahahahaha :) I asked someone on twitter if they were a vibrator the other day. They said "no, but close", so I said "electric toothbrush?"
Collateral Damage
Last time I went to New York I forgot my toothbrush. You'd think I'd have the hang of this business travel thing by now but it was the day after I'd sliced my finger and I was not at my best. I went to the drug store and bought a new toothbrush, neosporin, bandages, bandaids and whatever else I...
I love a man in uniform so I can totally understand this.
Showing My Appreciation
On Saturday we went to Gettysburg because my 9yo son is a history buff. The Gettysburg Museum is amazing and definitely worth the trip. Afterwards you drive around the battlefields. You can buy a $22 CD that details the trip for you - OR DOWNLOAD THE FREE IPAD APP. (Which I only realized afte...
You guys are so sweet
Getting Reacquainted
The hard thing about travelling so much for work, besides missing my children, is missing my husband. The distance is putting a damper on our love life. And when I finally get home he's exhausted from managing the household by himself and I am exhausted from working 19 hour days in an effort to...
Sometimes we like the goofy ones too :)
Seeing Her Dad Through Rose Colored Glasses...
When I met my husband I described him as the "Big guy with the goofy laugh." The truth is that he's pretty hot and handsome but still a bit goofy. The other day he admitted this to my 7year old daughter, "Sometimes your dad is a bit goofy." he told her. "I don't think you're goofy!" she objected...
hahahahahaha a dead bird vibrator could be the next big thing. We've all done rabbits and dolphins to death.
Russian Roulette
Lately it feels like I've spent more nights in hotel rooms than in my own bed. This is not true but the time on the road feels endless and the time at home feels so short. On the other hand, the hotel staff treat me like royalty. Tonight I checked in late and was greeted with, "Hello again, Miss...
I should have known this book would be shit when my prudish friend was the one to tell me about it breathlessly. In her words it's "porn for chicks". Regular porn is porn for chicks. We don't need a subgenre.
G-Spot: 50 Shades of Grey Review
You may know that I have a Facebook Book Club and that I LOVE to read. You probably know that I am more frank than most about things that my Catholic grandparents would never have discussed in mixed company - or likely at all. And yet I just cannot get myself to read 50 Shades of Grey. Partly ...
I bet your husband never thought he'd get to fuck the toothfairy, the Easter bunny, and Santa Claus.
Ways to ruin childhood: tell em not only is the Toothfairy not real but she's banging their dad :P
Doing the Toothfairy
My baby lost her first tooth the other night. Ok, she's 5 so she's not a baby and it's right on time but it was still pretty traumatic - for me - she was psyched. We were sitting at dinner and I had left the room for a minute when there was a gasp from her and then the other three kids started y...
Awww the dragonslayer is FIVE??
Doing the Toothfairy
My baby lost her first tooth the other night. Ok, she's 5 so she's not a baby and it's right on time but it was still pretty traumatic - for me - she was psyched. We were sitting at dinner and I had left the room for a minute when there was a gasp from her and then the other three kids started y...
I would like to live in Paris when I grow up x
When I Grow Up...
Sometimes, in the middle of juggling work and 4 kids and sports schedules and meals and blogging and exercise and everything, it occurs to me that my life was not always this busy; will not always be this busy and I laugh out loud. Not because it's funny but because, "FUCK ME I could use some o...
hahahahahah I love you
your blog is accusing me of not being human though so I have to stop commenting :(
How Daddy Got A Double...
Saturday night is date night at my house. We don't usually actually LEAVE the house for date night but since we typically head to different rooms after the kids go to bed, any night where we make an effort to spend three hours in the same room is high romance. My husband and I have a great rela...
I always wear eyeliner. Always always.
Try to draw the line actually ON your lashes. Then it's a finer line, adelheid_p. And what really really looks good is actually drawing a line on the inside of your eye. Yep. On the wet bit under your lashes. It makes them look darker and longer and thicker.
Sponsored: Kiss and Makeup
Thanks to L'Oreal for sponsoring my post about my favorite beauty looks, tips and tricks! Check out Makeup.com for beauty advice from the experts. ----- As a full time working mother trying to squeeze in workouts and blogging, I don't have a lot of extra time for pampering myself. Let's be...
Sigh. I still want my own Carmen.
Siri vs. Siri
As most of you know, this is Siri: But what you may NOT know, is that this is also Siri: The first Siri is made by Apple and she is very glamourous but not overly sophisticated. She will talk to you, but she can't understand you. For example: The second Siri is made by Lelo. She doesn'...
I love you, Kit.
Hold On To It
Earlier this week I was reading the blog of a woman I only know online and she made reference, in passing, to the fact that she and her husband had recently separated. And it floored me. Honestly people, there's this woman I barely know, half a world away and the fact that she and her husband ar...
I missed you so I returned.
Writing Assignment: 6 Word Stories
This is one of my favorite writing assignments because it's perfect to get those creative juices flowing but it's so incredibly short that you can't wimp out because you don't have time (Did you read that? No wimping!) If you want to see previous assignments, click: http://www.bloggingdangerousl...
I think also -
You are beautiful. And smart. And wonderful.
(And can slay dragons if you want to)
Ten Things I Want to Teach My Children...
1. If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right. 2. We spend more time wondering what people think about us, than people spend thinking about us. 3. Luck comes to those who work the hardest. 4. No one is going to care if you're 30 seconds late. There is always time for a k...
What if you accidentally rub your nose?
Sponsored: Love Potion
A few weeks ago I told you about a new product called Zestra. It is a feminine arousal product that promises to bring back her enthusiasm between the sheets. This weekend the husband and I had a chance to try it out and the following is my honest review: We woke up Saturday morning after the ki...
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa oh god I may pee my pants laughing. There's a SNUGGIE SUTRA? hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Top Ten Naughty Christmas Presents...
If this is your idea of a Naughty Stocking Stuffer, you've come to the right place... Christmas is getting close and you're probably starting to panic about what to get that special someone in your life. Never fear, I'm here to help - with some gift ideas that are sure to please - AND earn y...
Is it made from weeds? Or bullfrogs?
Jeremiah Weed
Yesterday I drove 420 miles round trip to a 2 hour meeting in Connecticut where I was allowed to say 50 words by an overeager coworker who thought he knew everything. He even interrupted me - REPEATEDLY - to say, "She's right." The funny thing is that he's new to the team and a good deal of what...
You know I love you but you are crazy with the snakes.
(Strawberry is really pretty though. Damn pretty snake messing with my mind)
Don't Get Too Attached to Him
So the snake died. Since we'd never even named him, there wasn't that much fanfare when my husband announced that he was dead. And we didn't bury him (or throw him in the trash) this time either because we had to return him to the store. In case you were wondering, we didn't kill him, exactly....
My bucket list is mostly hot guys I want to bang before life's door hits my ass on the way out.
G-Spot: The Bucket List
This post is from one of my favorite readers. You can check her out at www.mrsmidatlantic.com ----- There has been a craze in the last year or so over bucket Lists. A list where one writes out all the crazy adventures they would like to have before kicking the bucket. You may have seen the 2007...
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