What was Anna Nicole Smith’s career path circa 1962? https://www.dictionary.com/browse/ecdysiast

<< We are not making war against individuals in particular >>, writes Latsis in the Red Terror of November 1918. << We are exterminating the bourgeois as a class. Do not look in the enquiry for documents and proofs of what the accused person has done in acts or words against the Soviet Authority. The first question which you must put to him is, to what class does he belong, what are his origin, his education, his instruction, his profession >> .—S. P. Melgounov, La terreur rouge en Russie de 1918 a 1923, Payot 1927

Choosing between Miley Cyrus and Kristen Stewart.is like choosing between fried or boiled chitlins.

I like Patrick Kennedy despite the fact that his hair and Tucker’s are fighting for supremacy.

People who wear masks while they drive must wear their seat belts at drive in movies. Inb4 what’s a drive in movie.

*Mitt_Romney has entered the chat *Paul_Singer has entered the chat “Finance which gets its living from what is present and tangible, always follows a short-sited policy, in view of rapid results and success without troubling itself about the morrows of history.”—Georges Batault

In M Night Shyamalan’s new movie Bruce Willis realizes that America has been the Evil Empire this whole time: “I am mindful of the newly adopted policy of the American-Anglo-German Banking group, which perhaps constitutes the most dangerous element in the whole chain of pro-Bolshevist effort in America because it has its hands on the most power. The truth is that predatory international finance has its appetite up and believed it sees loot in Russia. I know of nothing more cynical than the attitude of European statesman and financiers towards the Russian muddle. Essentially it is their purpose...to place Russia in economic vassalage and give political recognition in exchange. American business is asked to join in that helpless, that miserable and contemptible business, the looting of that vast domain, and to facilitate its efforts, certain American bankers engaged in mortgaging the world are willing to sow among their people the fiendish, anti-democratic propaganda of Bolshevism, subsidizing, buying, intimidating, cajoling. There are splendid and notable exceptions but the great powers of the American-Anglo-German financing combinations have set their faces towards the prize displayed by a people on their knees...Most important is the espousal of the Bolshevist cause by the group of American-Anglo-German bankers who like to call themselves international financiers to dignify and conceal their true function and limitation. Specifically the most important banker in this group, born in Germany as it happens, has issued orders to his friends and associates that all must now work for soviet recognition.”—Samuel Gompers, New York Times, May 7 1922

The Ten Commandments had better special effects than Indiana Jones.

What I like about reading 100 year old books is noticing the different style of punctuation, to wit. : two spaces between both sides of colons, semicolons and question marks. Also, I don’t know if it’s a function of the age or if it’s << Continental >>, that being the style of quotation marks.

The actor Patrick O’Neal reminds me of John Kerry except he didn’t pretend to be Irish.

TIL Only Fans is Communism: “...as Karl Kautsky points out, Communism inevitably produced aversion to marriage and family life and this in its turn led to celibacy or the common possession of women.”—Nesta Webster

‘Crise de Nerfs’ sounds so much more classy in French.

My sources tell me that Joe Namath will play John Travolta in an upcoming movie.

Speaking of Romans, did you guys know that Edward Gibbon thought that Nero’s [Judean] wife contributed greatly to his decision to persecute Christians? It kind of reminds me of a Russian proverb.

I haven’t swam/swum all of the way upstream yet, but Mr Iggy gets it. Noah’s flood is only on page six (seems appropriate) if you’re using the right Bible.

TM got the shot in his left arm. Why am I not surprised?

Serious Question: Has Pope Francis ever read any part of the Bible other than the cover? NEW: In a new book published yesterday by Pope Francis, he warns that humanity faces a second great flood if humans fail to address climate change -Daily Mail Follow @Breaking911

I didn’t remember that US Grant was inaugurated on 3/4. He waltzed right in there.

At least Joe Biden isn’t saying that America was founded on the Seven Geiselhide Books.

Torn from today’s headlines: “The wonderful spontaneity and uniformity of these manifestations for a cause foreign to the interests of the various countries, indicate an organization which reaches all nations and is able to act even in minor localities...”—Vicompte Leon De Poncins

It wasn’t a Ford Expedition, it was an undocumented roller coaster.

I can’t hear the caged communist sing because we dropped the cage in the lake.

Wasn’t “Lie-Lanai” Simon and Garfunkel?

If you don’t like Coronavirus, don’t get one.

Biden: “Let’s heal the wound.” Clinton: “Put some ice on it.”