I felt certain that the movie ‘Midway’ was about Bruce Jenner. Boy was I wrong.

It’s a little unsettling driving under downtown KC. You only really need to remember one thing while visiting: Don’t Make the Black Kids Angry.

You have to wonder a little about Reagan. The only kid of his worth a damn was adopted.

Juan McCain o Mitt Romney: Quien es mas macho?

Who put the powdered aluminum in Hillary’s Hot Sauce? Kimberly Atkins hasn’t denied it.

"The Yeast a Man Can Get?" Sounds like a beta cuck beer commercial.

In a bid to attract more minorities, State Wildlife Resource Departments are issuing scratch off hunting lottery tickets.

Mr Iggy Goldwater was born in the Arizona Territory. Jeff Flake was born in New New Mexico.

Miss Marple You don’t have to use wax rings to seal bowls anymore. They have rubber gasket sets for under 10 bucks. I am repainting my bathroom and it makes things more pleasant between coats.

In Baltimore you’re more likely to hear 68 years from a judge than an obituary.

Does anyone have any good conspiracy theories about Elijah Cumming’s death? I think he was killed by the Mossad’s Diabetes Gun. It’s made by Soda Stream.

Fedposting is trolling but not all trolling is fedposting. Dana was really close to a fedposter in this neighborhood.

Fedposting can either be a fed entering a board trying to entrap someone or a person who seems to be heedlessly commenting to draw fed attention. It’s a little like flammable/inflammable but different. Just don’t ask me about “dabbing”, I am unable to grock that term.

I got spam for California District 3. Hi, I’m Sean Feucht. Yes, you certainly are.

You guys are saying things I wouldn’t say with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer.

You know, I’ve heard a lot about fedposting but I never really saw it till I scrolled back a page or two. Oof!

With Epstein and Cummings dropping dead the FBI must have a lot more time to investigate the Executive Branch. Did anybody see the video putting an M 240 side by side with the Las Vegas shooting and comparing the cyclic rate? Weird huh. They ought to be able to solve that one in an afternoon. https://youtu.be/_mXe9dk77bk

1916: Re-elect Wilson, he kept us out of war. 2020: Impeach Trump, he kept us out of war.

GUS If I don’t see you till later, fuck the Kurds.

mr narciso You do remember that ABC owns Disney right? I’m amazed at how PDJT treats allies. Imagine him not dropping bombs on Turkey.

My mom is going to a refugee camp in Lebanon for the dedication of a new building. Between that and PDJT pulling troops out of the ME Ben Shapiru must be roiling his Boll and Branch sheets every night.

Justin Trudeau is the first Canadian Prime Minister to be found guilty of four Ethnic Violations.

There are so many Mexicans working at Panda Express that when I said,”no soy” the lady waited for me to finish my sentence.

Your fake hate crime of the day brought to you by Nike: Just Fake It https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/virginia-sixth-grader-now-says-she-falsely-accused-classmates-of-cutting-her-hair/2019/09/30/ad0cbd92-e390-11e9-a331-2df12d56a80b_story.html

He had age requirements waived to get a commission at the age of 42, and he lasted ONE YEAR before failing a drug test for COCAINE. What would the MFM be saying about him AND HIS FATHER, if he was a CONSERVATIVE?? Posted by: GUS | September 30, 2019 at 12:55 PM What does your church say about sins of COMMISSION vs sins of OMISSION?