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Yeah, it's worth it :) This place is so amazing and bizarre. Its odd not being on the East Coast though!
A little backstory
Joel and I have been talking about moving west for years. We've been actively TRYING to move west for probably three years, and thinking seriously about it for more like five or six. When we graduated from college we'd been dating about a year and were ready to move in together... but not quite ...
I'm so glad your doctor is willing to go ahead with testing now. I always thought a year was ridiculously long to wait, especially when you know you've been hitting your ovulation days. I hope the tests give you some answers, and like you said above... thank goodness we live in an age where we have options available if it turns out that there is something going on. You WILL get your baby.
The Next Step
Fair warning: This post and future posts will be following my adventures in babymaking--not from an R rated perspective, but from the advanced biology aspect. If you aren't comfortable with or interested in this topic, I totally understand and you should turn back now. Be aware that I might be...
I can imagine it's challenging, but having so little time together makes the time you DO get that much sweeter. It's so great that your schedule is flexible and you can make the most of his spur of the moment free time!
Quality Over Quantity
It's not much of a secret that Colby and I don't get to spend a whole heck of a lot of time together. With his job, he averages about 6 months out of the year away from home, and last year was one of the worst with him being gone over 200 days of the year. The worst part is that frequently, hi...
Shameful as it is to have to slink off to formerly too-big shorts, they are super duper cute! And now you're getting your money's worth on those never-worn shorts :)
I Curse You Jeggings!
Oh dear. A dreadful thing happened this weekend. First, a bit of background. Last summer, Lands End Canvas was selling a delightful pair of shorts with cheery white sailboats on a field of orange or navy blue. Being that I'm a fun-loving gal, I decided to live on the wild side and go with the...
So well said, Angela. I am having trouble processing this whole event.
Osama: This Military Wife's Perspective
You can't go to a news site, a social media site, turn on the television or look at a newspaper without seeing the words: Osama Bin Laden is dead. Last night, Twitter exploded with the news long before President Obama came onto our televisions to share his eloquent words with us about the closin...
When we started seriously considering having a baby and I started reading about it, I was appalled by how little I knew and how many misconceptions had been drilled into my head about fertility and infertility.
I hope it happens for you guys soon!
National Infertility Awareness Week
I know this blog is teetering dangerously close to being all empty uterus all the time, but I have always written about my life in the moment with very little censorship, and this is happens to be the central issue in my world at this point. I also feel very strongly that the tabboos associated...
The waiting would be so much easier if there were some way to just know when it would be over. I'm so sorry you're going through this. It's not fair, you don't deserve it, and I sincerely hope that this is your last month of waiting.
The Wait
From the very beginning, nothing in my relationship with Colby has gone according to any sort of "schedule" that I've tried to impose. From the first few tentative months of dating but not dating, to the next difficult on and off years of maintaining a serious relationship long distance, I've a...
And you did it with smile on your face! Awesome, awesome job. Way to go!
Cooper River Bridge: I Got Over It!
What an amazing weekend. Colby and I woke up early in the morning on Saturday, and made our way to the starting point of the 10K. It was pretty chilly before the sun came up, probably in the 40s, and we hung onto our jackets until the last possible moment before dropping them off at the sweat ...
You know what I just realized? My due date is on Bella Swan's birthday.
But at least I didn't mention Twilight
One of my coworkers rides the Baltimore metro to work in the mornings. The Baltimore metro is a whole post in itself, but to make a long story short: there is only one line. It goes from a random suburb into downtown, so only people who need to travel along its non-sensical route can make use of...
I'm so sorry you're going through this. It is SO frustrating. I was seriously shocked when I finally got around to reading TCOYF... I mean, my high school health teacher made it sound like if you Did It once without three different types of contraception you were guaranteed to get pregnant. And then I read that book, and basically I'm now amazed that anyone is ever able to get pregnant without a live-in medical team.
I can only imagine that the timing is more difficult when you're working around deployments... my fingers will be crossed for you guys!
The Anti-Announcement
There are approximately 6 million pregnancies ever year in the United States. 2.1 million women of the same age range are considered “infertile” (unable to become pregnant naturally over the course of 12 months). An average woman in her mid-20s with excellent reproductive health has approximat...
LUCKILY, the vacuum was right next to the bathroom. UNLUCKILY, it resides in the "poop room", with the cats' litterbox and every other bit of junk that we can't fit in other places. And on this particular day our living room floor, which he had to walk right past, was completely covered with (sorted) dirty laundry.
Time to get the old hearing checked
You may remember the minor freakout in which I was convinced our entire household was going to die in our sleep due to a gas leak in the oven. I can call it a minor freakout now because it all turned out fine. The problem was with the oven, not the gas line, and it was quickly fixed for a coup...
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Mar 15, 2010
Joel is always telling me that I get the water too hot when I do dishes. I wear gloves because I hate touching the kitchen sponge with my bare hands (a totally separate issue), so the scalding water doesn't bother me. I think it gets the dishes cleaner, and faster. But it burns him if he needs to stick his hand in for something, which happens more often than you'd think, because we've had this water temperature discussion many times.
Anyway, the first thought that came to my mind was "he's right! I burned something with the too-hot water!"
Being sick is lame
I used to boast that I never got sick, and it used to be true. I never, ever got sick. Joel would come down with a cold or two every year and I'd try to be sympathetic, but really I just didn't get it. How did people get themselves sick all the time? I figured I must have a killer immune sys...
We are definitely not at that point yet (at all), but very good to know! Although I doubt any vitamins can save my poor fingernails.
Hypothetical potential non-babies
Blame it on too many after-school specials in Health class or on my natural proclivity to worry about everything, but I’ve been worrying about getting accidentally pregnant for… as long as I can remember. Before that was even, ahem, physically possible. My friends did it too – in college, one of...
I totally reverted to This Will Ruin My Life mode of thinking from the second I put the deposit down on my dress until the day of the wedding. I did not pay you-don't-want-to-know-how-many dollars to not fit into that damned dress. And after seven years of dating I was NOT having a shotgun wedding.
Hypothetical potential non-babies
Blame it on too many after-school specials in Health class or on my natural proclivity to worry about everything, but I’ve been worrying about getting accidentally pregnant for… as long as I can remember. Before that was even, ahem, physically possible. My friends did it too – in college, one of...
Hmm, but I seem to remember that Andrew wants a lap cat, which Madison is not. And I'm not giving up my good cat.
I think I might just tie a bow around his neck and leave him in the neighbor's mailbox. I mean, he wants to live in her garbage pile anyway.
Live to die another day
Is it just me, or do four day weeks have a way of feeling longer than regular five-day weeks? I’m almost (almost) happy this isn’t another three-day weekend, because I don’t think I can handle another week like last week. What happened, you ask? WELL. To start things off, on Tuesday we had Madis...
Jersey Shore is among my list of shows that need to be addressed. As a Jersey girl myself, I feel like I have to both defend my state. That sounds like I hate the show, which is the opposite of true. I love it. I just want people to understand that The Shore is a small part of the state that we all make fun of too.
Nip/Tuck finally getting sliced (ZING) from FX, people with ridiculous TV loyalty complexes rejoice
I feel like talking about TV. Let's do, shall we? 1. Nip/Tuck I am thinking that I am the sole person in the universe still watching this show because I never see it mentioned anywhere, ever. And there's a good reason for this: it totally and completely sucks. And not even in an it's-so-terri...
Its not an iphone, its a droid. I wanted the iphone, but I just cant do the att switch. We had att a few years ago and the coverage was so bad that we couldnt use our phones in our own house. But still, woo! I have a faux-iphone! It is glorious!
On Nov 15, 2009 9:45 PM, Operation Pink Herring operationpinkherring@gmail.com wrote:
No, not an iphone, but it does look like one! Its a Motorola Droid... no switch to ATT required.
Four posts in one
Can someone please shut my cat up? Henry has never been a quiet animal. The politically correct term is “vocal”. He does a lot of meowing. He meows to announce his entrance into the room, he meows while he’s jumping onto the couch, he meows when I come in the door. But he also does this very, ...
No, not an iphone, but it does look like one! Its a Motorola Droid... no switch to ATT required.
Four posts in one
Can someone please shut my cat up? Henry has never been a quiet animal. The politically correct term is “vocal”. He does a lot of meowing. He meows to announce his entrance into the room, he meows while he’s jumping onto the couch, he meows when I come in the door. But he also does this very, ...
I agree. I dont think its any more rational or legal than outlawing interracial marriages. I just dont think calling everyone who disagrees with you an idiot is helpful, you know? Thats what I was trying to say.
The thing about Maine
I support gay marriage. Having just been married a few months ago, I can tell you there are a lot of legal benefits afforded to married couples. We are now eligible to be covered by each other's group insurance policies at work, which saves us over a thousand dollars a year. The day before we ...
OK, right. Sam isn't a werewolf. But he sure seemed like it, with the
turning into a dog and all.
On Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 2:10 PM, wrote:
So a telepath and a vampire walk into a bar
I was recently introduced to a little-known show -- maybe you've heard of it? -- called True Blood. We borrowed the first season on DVD from my brother and his wife and quickly devolved into watching four or five episodes in a sitting. Love Sookie, love Bill, love the trashy Louisiana setting. B...
I could too, which is why it took me seven weeks to write an actual
post about the wedding!
On Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 5:34 PM, wrote:
The one about that wedding we had
The month leading up to the wedding was not a particularly enjoyable time for me. Sure, I was excited -- enormously so -- but I was also anxious. Really, really anxious. I felt extremely pressed for time, trying to juggle working full time, meeting with vendors pretty much every evening (ofte...
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