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I'm sure I've got it. My wife and I were watching "Spartacus" or "Smartasspus" or whatever it's called...really cheesy TV series version...but violent. Some guy got his arms cut off in the arena (you know, the Roman version of a playground?) and I just instantly said "This show is so disarming!". She hit me.
Er...or could they?
Toggle Commented Nov 15, 2010 on FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog
Wild, wild turkeys.... Couldn't drag me awayyyyy...
Toggle Commented Nov 15, 2010 on FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog
MMMEEERRRRRIIIINNNNN!!!! *erp* Sorry, that pea soup just doesn't agree with me....
Toggle Commented Nov 14, 2010 on ESPECIALLY IN WASHINGTON at Dave Barry's Blog
For some reason I always think of him as "Mary Banilow". It just works, you know?
Toggle Commented Oct 6, 2010 on HALLOWEEN IS COMING at Dave Barry's Blog
You mean I didn't have to torture myself for decades over the guilt I felt about the ants and magnifying glass?? Everybody does it???? What a maroon.....*sigh*
Well, maybe, if Leno's gone bald and misplaced his dentures....
Hey, works for me. Although it's tough to type with five-inch nails. And then there's that squatting-in-the-woods thing....
Toggle Commented Sep 16, 2010 on CHICKS DIG IT at Dave Barry's Blog
Looks like a wonder-bread wrapper. However, the contents are much more nutritious!
Toggle Commented Aug 8, 2010 on FASCISM CREEPS UNDERWATER at Dave Barry's Blog
We've gotta get a bigger boat! No, wait.....
Love stinks.
Toggle Commented Feb 14, 2010 on HE IS SO GOING TO GET LUCKY at Dave Barry's Blog
Which one of them is the Angel Macaroni?
Toggle Commented Jan 27, 2010 on YUM at Dave Barry's Blog
Someone beat me to the Leonard comment, so I'll just sit here and feel left out. Or something.
Toggle Commented Jan 19, 2010 on MOVE OVER, LEONARD DA VINCI at Dave Barry's Blog
So, he'd been stabbed several times...... and didn't actually notice until the argument was over? Am I the only one who thinks that's odd?
Toggle Commented Jan 19, 2010 on WHY WE LOVE GUYS at Dave Barry's Blog
"...The Stewardess, which raked in over $29 million in theaters over two years, according to Mr Johnson." Mr. Johnson......BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Toggle Commented Jan 13, 2010 on TECHNOLOGY UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
Crispy Merrymas and Snoopy Hapyear!
Toggle Commented Dec 25, 2009 on HEY, YOU CRAZY PEOPLE at Dave Barry's Blog
Sounds as if it's made from tiny little bugs. Come to think of it, it tastes as if it's made from tiny little bugs. Blech!
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2009 on HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT TOAST at Dave Barry's Blog
Damn! Got me again! *Runs off in search of eye bleach*
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2009 on HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA at Dave Barry's Blog
Well, it's San Francisco, so I'm pretty sure there's no shortage of FABULOUS!!! Christmas sweaters.
Some men will go to unbelievable lengths to avoid the wife..........!
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2009 on INDIANA at Dave Barry's Blog
Well, He is the ROOT of all things good, right? BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Toggle Commented Dec 22, 2009 on VEGETABLE THEOLOGY UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
A jigger of rum, couple raw eggs,a dash of nutmeg, some cream - a blender - et, viola! Frog-nog!
Toggle Commented Dec 20, 2009 on CHRISTMAS IN ALASKA at Dave Barry's Blog
And Jesus, being the Son of God and all, would need to use a shotgun........why? I mean, wouldn't a lightning bolt be more dramatic? Or a plague of cannibalistic Elves? Or a really really hot fire at the base of someone's chimney? C'mon, The God Dude's not a don't think......?
Toggle Commented Dec 19, 2009 on CHRISTMAS IN NIPOMO at Dave Barry's Blog
Starkle starkle little twink What the heck you am I think? I'm not drunk like some silly Little thinkle peep I am! Whoo, I fool so feelish, I just had tee martoonies! Fond memories of my mother's poetry.
Toggle Commented Dec 19, 2009 on WE'LL JUST HAVE A BEER, THANKS at Dave Barry's Blog
Wham! Bam! Thank you......uh...oops. Sorry.
Toggle Commented Dec 18, 2009 on WE'VE KNOWN GUYS LIKE THIS at Dave Barry's Blog