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Commented Dec 3, 2016 on Test at The Airing of Grievances
Test
And that's because he's the second coming.
Commented Feb 13, 2007 on Say It Ain't So at The Airing of Grievances
Say It Ain't So
There are certain players you just don't expect to, and who just really never should, wear another uniform. "The Grim Reaper" Mariano Rivera is at the very top of that list right next to Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams. Steve Yzerman was the same type of guy in Detroit. Larry Bird with the Celt...
Absolutely no good at all can come from teaching animals how to cuff humans. I swear to god, have these people ever even seen a sci-fi movie!?
Commented Feb 13, 2007 on Chicken of the Sea at The Airing of Grievances
Chicken of the Sea
From the files of "You just can't make this shit up:" Running short on humans, robots, and Rumsfelds, our military is now turning to sea mammals. Yes, apparently the ever-popular War on Terror is now enlisting the help of dolphins and sea lions. No, really. Dolphins were used in...
Any show where they keep inventing sexual tension between the lead characters is designed for the women. As a guy, I believe nothing ruins good comedy quite like a relationship. If Jerry started dating Elaine seriously, Seinfeld would have lost its legs immediately.
Commented Feb 13, 2007 on Things I Just Don't Get at The Airing of Grievances
Things I Just Don't Get
I know this is totally out of the blue, but the topic of Friends came up today and these cats were raving about how funny it is. I've tried on like three occasions for like 20 minutes total and the show -- like just about every other gawd-awful sitcom -- is simply not funny at all. It's not vom...
I have to admit, sometimes I like to use a little chaser. I have to be honest.
And buenas adioses, Frank. You'll be missed.
Commented Feb 12, 2007 on IT'S ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE! at The Airing of Grievances
IT'S ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
Many of you asked what the cryptic post of last Friday was all about. What is this Festivus Miracle? What form would it take? How will I benefit? And, as promised, the miracle has arrived. The AofG Crew, myself, Frank and Jackie, have been over-taxed on posting and, frankly, on coming up w...
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