QB and LT both deep in the 2020 draft. They got rid of two young starters in Tunsil and Fitzpatrick, so unless they throw money at those positions through Free Agency expect QB, LT, CB in that order in the first round.

Top Ten Signs Dolphins are Tanking 10. Television coverage inexplicably switches to Three Stooges in “Three Little Pigskins.” 9. Sudden charges spring up that the Dolphins are causing climate change. 8. League Office mandates new rule allowing the Dolphins to start each drive from the Red Zone. 7. Members of the unbeaten team cancel their yearly celebration, so as not to remind they were once Dolphins. 6. Stephen Ross announces Pia Zadora as new owner. 5. Opposing teams begin using practice squad players when playing the Dolphins. 4. Stadium seats painted in various colors, so as to better camouflage attendance. 3. Team files for Federal Disaster Relief by mid season. 2. Reruns of “Maude” on The 70’s Channel drawing better ratings than Dolphins games. 1. The Dolphins re-branded as “The Flounders.”

Cam’s - “fail forward fast” has been replaced by Flores’ - “tank till even the Zum-Zum vendor wants to be traded.”

The University of Alabama has developed an app which rewards students whenever they stay into the fourth quarter during home games. Apparently, Saban is not too pleased seeing the stadium empty out soon after blowouts are taking place. Remaining students are awarded points which can be redeemed later to obtain better seating during more desirable games in the schedule. This is just an unverified rumor, but every home team the Dolphins play has requested a version of Alabama’s app for their own use.

Woods, Biden is being held together with crazy glue. Rosie is right. Joe could be seen trying to secure his upper dentures (as if he were chewing gum) while the moderator was presenting him a question. No sooner the question was asked and Joe needed to answer, the words that came out were indistinguishable, and sounded like whistling. El pobre.

Minkah Fitzpatrick wants out. The overall #11 pick in 2018 doesn’t like the way coaching is using him, and the Dolphins granted him and his agent permission to seek a trade. Too bad for Minkah. He’s just announced himself a malcontent and not likely to be moved, as the Dolphins have made it abundantly clear (see Tunsil) that anything short of a boatload of picks will not dislodge a recent, young first round pick. So many youngsters today seem to be absent of common sense. One simply doesn’t inform their boss that they think the company they work for sucks and that they hate what they’re doing -then expect a promotion. Moreover, when it’s their first job.

The current spread for the Pats/Dolphs game this coming Sunday is 18.5 points. My feeling is that Belichick will try to win, of course, but that he’ll try to keep his foot off the gas in a desire not to embarrass a past colleague. Take the under. Here’s an equally easy call to bet on, albeit somewhat more obscure to find. The first week of play brought us 16 matchups, resulting in 14 defeats. Given similar mathematical reductions (seven 0-2 teams, four 0-3, two 0-4), it says here that the Dolphins will reach their goal for having the worst league record After the Redskins game on 10/13.

Tunsil played reasonably well, but for that last play in giving up the sack. I didn’t see Alonzo enter, but could be wrong. Anyway Stills almost won the game for them and Ginn Jr. contributed big-time.

Phenomenal game. This is why one views sports. One second you’re certain you’re walking out with a win, then you’re crushed. Fantastic performances everywhere, and to think we could have had Brees all these years. Man, what a mistake that was.

Making light of the situation is the only way I find, to remain sane.

Come to think of it, it’s quite natural. Go to any aquarium throughout the land and you’ll find dolphins going in circles in a tank.

What’s the over and under for the first time TV shows dolfans wearing grocery bags, game two?

Very young team, rookie coach, next to nothing blue chip players and a new system. Sight unseen dolfans may have hoped for the best. A hint of something positive to build on, but the team could not complete even that. Let’s hope that this 49 point trouncing (could have just as easily been 56 had they not run out the clock at the four) marks the worst game Flores will have while coach of the Dolphins. Let’s hope every game from here on out builds towards success-

First pass intercepted. The Horor.

Right about now many of the top realtors in Weston are flooding Tua Tagovailoa home options.

Time to refine predictions down to the 0-16 level.

Whao, an I am Kazam reference!

They are making Lamar Jackson look like the best QB in history. 10/11, 4 TDS.

Preston Williams, that is.

Parker and Preston are the lone bright spots.

Man. There are empty seats everywhere.

...Right in the toilet.

They are right in this game.

Place me in group #1 with 0-3 wins. However, my instincts tell me otherwise, that they'll win four to six games and miss out on both the playoffs and chances at obtaining one of the top QBs.

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