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There is nothing like Schweddy balls.
Thankfully the duck is completely normal except it doesn't have a natural aversion to motorboating like other ducks. 🦆
I use the print technology with underwear. Yellow in the front, printed in back.
Toggle Commented Apr 7, 2020 on BY THEIR WHAT? at Dave Barry's Blog
I think the most immediate change will be drivers switching from handguns to longguns. Also "Road Rage" will become "Air Ire"
Toggle Commented Dec 6, 2019 on WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? at Dave Barry's Blog
While that may be true, people who talk to plants are idiots.
Toggle Commented Nov 26, 2019 on WOOF at Dave Barry's Blog
It seemed like the perfect disguise, even when looking in the mirror, my ear appeared to stick out on the right while it is really on the left. Still not sure how I got caught.
Toggle Commented Nov 22, 2019 on HEY, IT WORKS FOR SUPERMAN at Dave Barry's Blog
No parking on the dance floor baby! (Midnight Star)
If you can dodge a wrench..
Toggle Commented Oct 25, 2019 on SPORTS UPDATE FROM JAPAN at Dave Barry's Blog
Nothing like eating a beaver nugget on a beaver moon: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Buc-ees-Famous-Beaver-Nuggets-Snacks
Toggle Commented Oct 10, 2019 on GET READY at Dave Barry's Blog
I was suspicious when I read their company slogan 'Every year is the year of the dog!'
Sure, everyone knows not to bring a knife to a gun fight, but to bring a didgeridoo shows a loose roo in the paddock.
What Ferrari?
Toggle Commented Aug 23, 2019 on WHO ISN’T? at Dave Barry's Blog
Well, who hasn't sat something on their face only to later regret it.
They are maniacs. Opps... Personiacs...
Is it just me, or would anyone else love to see her with a small monkey dressed as a cowboy on her back?
Toggle Commented Jul 15, 2019 on AND IT’S NOT WEIRD AT ALL! at Dave Barry's Blog
That is enough money to break the world record for largest penny pyramid. Coincidence? Some might think so but others know the truth.
Most of the time Mrs Rich doesn't complain about the quality of service, the other times she wakes up.
Toggle Commented May 29, 2019 on ADVISORY at Dave Barry's Blog
Everyone knows you have to use the correct hand signals when running a red light while being pleasured... Two thumbs up!
Toggle Commented May 28, 2019 on IN THAT CASE, SIR... at Dave Barry's Blog
Always wear protection.
Toggle Commented May 24, 2019 on ADVISORY at Dave Barry's Blog
Dave - while I'm in full rant mode, next time you see SK, tell him to this day I wish I stopped near the end of the Dark Tower series when the author's note suggested... Whew, rant = off...
Toggle Commented May 20, 2019 on GAME OF THRONES ANALYSIS at Dave Barry's Blog
I read half of the first book. I was really looking forward to it since I had heard so much about it. Wow, the book was one of the WORST things I have ever read. It started very slow but I thought it was just taking time to develop. Then about half way through I realized it isnt slow, it just is stupid, childish and absolutely SUCKS! Many way better fantasy series to read (wot, name of the wind, black prism to name a few)...
Toggle Commented May 20, 2019 on GAME OF THRONES ANALYSIS at Dave Barry's Blog
Think long and hard before crossing swords with agent P.
Toggle Commented May 7, 2019 on HE'S NOT IN AT THE MOMENT at Dave Barry's Blog
I can't believe she blew his cover.
Toggle Commented May 7, 2019 on HE'S NOT IN AT THE MOMENT at Dave Barry's Blog
Good one Ralph, you are as funny as a heart attack! If the merits of national health care can't be worked out here, then why do we even have this blog? Perhaps to bring seriousness to our otherwise hilarious days. Well, back to telling jokes to my boss...