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Commented Mar 22, 2011 on AS IS HER SACRED CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT at Dave Barry's Blog
AS IS HER SACRED CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
MARCH 22--After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence. (Thanks to bonmot, Mark Schlesinger and Jeff Meyerson, who say...
How did I know, just from the headline, that this would be in Florida?
Commented Mar 18, 2011 on THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT TASSELS at Dave Barry's Blog
THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT TASSELS
Stripper pole stolen from woman's home (Bob Brogan)
They are one step closer to running for office
Commented Aug 25, 2009 on THIS CAN'T BE GOOD at Dave Barry's Blog
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD
Squirrels have developed the ability to talk out of their butts. (Via the chat of Mr. Gene Weingarten)
I think he might be selling Crap Cam film. Should have grabbed some, looks like a good price.
Commented Sep 2, 2007 on NEW YORK CITY UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
NEW YORK CITY UPDATE
The weather is spectactular in New York this weekend, and the streets are packed with people, including the man shown in the CrapCam photo below, who was selling something near Times Square. I don't know exactly what the product is, and I don't want to know.
Dave, I hope you realize there is now officially another possible killer storm that could very well be heading your way. Or did you know already and you are trying to flee for your life?
Commented Sep 1, 2007 on AIR-TRAVEL TIP FOR TODAY at Dave Barry's Blog
AIR-TRAVEL TIP FOR TODAY
Whatever you do, under no circumstances should you attempt to travel by air today.
Now if he could trick Pricipal Bandow into holding up a sign that says "I SUCK"
Commented Aug 31, 2007 on WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THAT KIDS TODAY LACK INITIATIVE at Dave Barry's Blog
WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THAT KIDS TODAY LACK INITIATIVE
This blog replies: Oh yeah? Video here. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Didn't take Nike long to give her an endorsement contract.
Commented Aug 27, 2007 on BIBLE VERSE OF THE DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
BIBLE VERSE OF THE DAY
Jesus wept. (Thanks to Layla Bohm)
Just checked it out, it is Firesign Theatre, "We're All Bozos On This Bus", "Back In The Shadows Again". Does that count as a flashback?
Commented Aug 24, 2007 on LODI at Dave Barry's Blog
LODI
A Bad Place To Be Naked (Thanks to Layla Bohm)
ubetcha, could that be a Firesign Theatre lyric/bit?
Commented Aug 24, 2007 on LODI at Dave Barry's Blog
LODI
A Bad Place To Be Naked (Thanks to Layla Bohm)
This guy gives A-holes a bad name.
Commented Aug 15, 2007 on WHY'S HE SO CONCERNED ABOUT HIS PANTS? at Dave Barry's Blog
WHY'S HE SO CONCERNED ABOUT HIS PANTS?
He's got nothing of substance to cover.¹ (Thanks to Joshua Evans, who points out, "The headline should just stop after the word 'Loser'") ¹itsbho
And on the other side it says DOG
Commented Aug 15, 2007 on ADVISORY TO MORONS EBAY BIDDERS: at Dave Barry's Blog
ADVISORY TO MORONS EBAY BIDDERS:
Get ready for the Holy Eggplant. (Thanks to Gary Mussar)
Would Be A Good Name For A Porn Star
Commented Aug 10, 2007 on STEELY McBEAM at Dave Barry's Blog
STEELY McBEAM
The Pittsburgh Steelers have a new mascot, SteelyMcBeam. He reminds us of somebody, but we can't quite put our finger on it. We're not taking our children to any Steelers games. Update: Commenter mama bel thinks Steely McBeam looks more like this guy: Update: Siouxie's nominee:
It came to me in a dream, President Handbag is actually Al Gore during "The Missing Years", complete with plaid shirt and beard.
Commented Feb 20, 2007 on 24 at Dave Barry's Blog
24
Here is this situation: In last week's highlight, the evil terrorist submastermind Fayed drilled into Morris with a power drill -- it looked to us like a 3/8" bit -- and Morris, after giving it some thought, decided, hey, why not program those suitcase nukes? Fayed then activated one of the bomb...
DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT
He's tan, he's ready, he's got better legs than Hillary
Commented Feb 18, 2007 on EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT at Dave Barry's Blog
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Over the past few weeks, every leading politician who is not John Kerry or in a coma has declared that he or she is running for president of the United States. Hillary Clinton alone has declared at least six times, once for each of the states she calls home. The candidacy of Barack "The Beatl...
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