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Cool Camera Bag Giveaway!
It's been a common complaint for us DSLR-toting ladies: traditional camera bags are ugly, unwieldy,
RT'ed. http://twitter.com/#!/rockle/status/121239903622279168 (rockle.roo@gmail.com)
Cool Camera Bag Giveaway!
It's been a common complaint for us DSLR-toting ladies: traditional camera bags are ugly, unwieldy,
I love the Stella in grey. I would take it EVERYWHERE with me. EVERYWHERE. (rockle.roo@gmail.com)
Cool Camera Bag Giveaway!
It's been a common complaint for us DSLR-toting ladies: traditional camera bags are ugly, unwieldy,
Tweeted also.
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Share Your Dream Getaway and Win $500!
The "Make My Winter Getaway Wishes Come True" Sweepstakes! Clever
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Share Your Dream Getaway and Win $500!
The "Make My Winter Getaway Wishes Come True" Sweepstakes! Clever
Hawaii. We want to go to Hawaii and lay on the beach and drink fresh pineapple juice under a palm tree.
Share Your Dream Getaway and Win $500!
The "Make My Winter Getaway Wishes Come True" Sweepstakes! Clever
I would have gone with a good old fashioned telenovela turned up to 11, myself -- something about shrieking in Spanish tends to keep out the riff-raff. But I can't say I would have done much different, myself, and I'm a grown-ass woman with a CHILD. She's totally going to win at the Passive-Aggressive Olympics someday, if she doesn't win the World Eye-Rolling Championships first, because she has a GREAT coach.
Actual Conversation: Common Sense And The Crappy Neighbor
Me: Grr. Seethe. Sulk. Pout. Brood. Common Sense: Okay, you're irritating me. Stop with the dramatics. Me: Go to hell. I am so irritated right now it's not even slightly amusing. CS: Dude. Ask your friends. You in a bad mood? HILARIOUS. Me: DIE IN A FIRE. CS: Hee hee hee. You're so petulant a...
I should get a new cell phone for my husband. You know, one that doesn't drop calls and need to be charged after 15 minutes of sitting in his pocket? But I'll be honest and admit that I'd probably make a hard sell for an iPad or a Macbook of some sort.
Back-to-School 2.0 - Enter to Win!
Back-to-School Upgrade: Tips, Tricks, and Hacks to Kick Off the School Year. It's the most wonderful
I want the vacation they're having. For my summer vacation, I'm going CAMPING.
Angie and Brad Hit the Beach
Angelina Jolie and her extended crew relaxed on the beach over Memorial Day weekend. Maddox, 8, and Pax, 6, spent their time at the beach playing in the waves. According to a witness: "Pax and Maddox seemed to be very good friends and liked trying to outdo each other. They seemed indepe...
They look happy. It looks good on them.
Jane Lynch Marries in Massachusetts
Sue Sylvester may be stuck on Mr. Shue, but Jane Lynch has her woman, thank you very much. Word on the wires is that Glee star Lynch married longtime girlfriend, psychologist Lara Embry, on Memorial Day. Engaged since last fall, the couple married at the Blue Heron Restaurant in Sun...
My daughter just got (what looks like) that same Fancy Nancy playset that Violet Affleck has! Celebrities, they're just like us! (In a good way, this time, I think.)
Celebrity Baby Round-up
Babies, babies, everywhere. Spot the cutest and win a prize! (not really) Rebecca Gayheart and her two-month old daughter, Billie Beatrice, were spotted arriving at LAX. The back of Billie's head indicates that she's a cutie. Pete Wentz was seen carting one year-old Bronx Mowgli around...
I don't even own a pair of stilettos -- I can barely walk in FLATS -- but I'd get a pair if I won one of these books. For serious.
Giveaway! Win an Autographed Copy of Laura Bennett's Book "Didn't I Feed You Yesterday?"
On Friday night, Laura Bennett -- Project Runway finalist, glamorously fabulous designer, all-around awesome person -- pulled two gorgeous dresses out of her bag and asked me which one she should wear to her book signing party (which was part of a big swanky fashion event at Bethesda Row, outs...
That photo of you and Finn? You look STUNNING. Your skin is TO DIE, those glasses suit you, and most of all, it is FANTASTIC to see you smile. (I think I might be flirting with you, a little bit, but still: I covet your skin.) (And your kittens.)
Why I've Been Neglecting The Blog, Or; Excuses Excuses
I've been RECAPPING, my beloved little squirrels! Recapping for MamaPop! Three recaps in two days! That's insanity, I tell you! But I got it done, and if you can forgive the self-pimping for ONE SECOND, here's what I've been working on. Dancing With the Stars had a two-night finale, and I did b...
I think I might be overly cynical, but I think that the only way you can feel like you've lived a life worth living any more is if the WBC wants to picket you when you're dead. My not-so-secret hope is that when the Phelpses get to their own personal version of Hell, there is nothing but Dio music and Heath Ledger movies.
In Shocking Twist, Westboro Baptist Church to Picket Dio Funeral
Showing a continuing hatred and misunderstanding of everything, the Westboro Baptist Church and worst person in the world Fred Phelps plan to picket Ronnie James Dio's memorial service Sunday. Or as they call him, "the dead brute Dio." Not nice. "This is lazy work, Fred Phelps. What is you...
Maybe Katie is wearing sandal socks? (example here: http://www.footsmart.com/c-womens-socks-sandals-clogs-167.aspx)
Katie Holmes & Suri Cruise Wear Matching Shoes
Katie Holmes just made me feel less silly. Yesterday, Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri Cruise were spotted fulfilling my dream of shopping for shoes with an unlimited budget. While they browsed the racks, they munched on pastries and wore matching purple ballet flats. Bread and girl-time a...
According to the Internet, Parks and Rec is being held to midseason. At least, according to Michael Ausiello, anyway: http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/05/16/nbc-new-fall-schedule/
NBC Fall Schedule Leaked! SPOILER ALERT!
Apparently, all it takes to find out a network's much-coveted season line-up is merely some ninja skills and serious cojones. A journalist for the Hollywood Reporter publication heard that there was a large conference gathering to unveil the lineup, and he started scouting fancy hotels i...
HOW CAN I GET ON THIS SHOW? i need serious help, of the type that only pandora and jujubee can provide. i totes have girl crushes (??) on pandora and jujubee.
I'm Applying For Early Acceptance at RuPaul's Drag U
Ladies (and ladyboys), there simply are no WORDS that adequately convey how excited I am about this show. I've officially put off writing about it for as long as I can possibly take. I literally SQUEALED out loud when the promo spot aired during the RuPaul's Drag Race finale and then rewoun...
We just saw ducks in flagrante at the park the other day, and I thought about these movies from a clip I saw on "The Soup." Also, my Green Porno name is "Peppermint Elegans," which makes me sound like someone who should be on RuPaul's Drag Race.
BREAKING: Isabella Rossellini is a Porn Star. A Green Porno Star. FOR OUR CHILDREN.
Isabella Rossellini gets f&cked by a duck. You think I'm kidding? Yes, you are actually seeing Isabella Rossellini, dressed in a duck costume, being humped by a mechanical duck muppet. Would you have a look at that? He is really, really giving it to her. And look at her smile! She ...
Suddenly I feel A LOT better about that phase I went through in adolescence where I dyed my hair green and listened to The Cure for 6 years.
For $16,000 You Can Look Like Jessica Rabbit - Sort Of
Annette Edwards has always loved Jessica Rabbit. Okay, maybe not always, but certainly since 1988. What do you do when you adore and admire a cartoon character? Get a tattoo? Buy an original drawing? Oh, hell no. That is weak. You get plastic surgery to look like her. Duh. This particular w...
I wonder, is there music for the birdie funeral service? Because I suspect that "His Eye Is On The Sparrow" would be very appropriate. I have a gorgeous version by Marvin Gaye that I can loan you.
Common Sense Gives Up: Or, The Worst Blog Entry Ever
Common Sense: YOU. Me: Moi? CS: You need to slow DOWN. Me: Tra la tra lee, can't hear you! CS: You're Pollyanna-ing all over the joint, and it's nauseating. Plus, jinxsies. Me: *claps hands over mouth* JINXSIES! CS: We are on a don't ask, don't tell alert. Me: Till Friday. CS: *sighs* Me: We...
I kind of think Finn and Toby are perfectly cromulent Southern names. Very "Tom Sawyer"-y. I just hope they don't expect their dishes to be filled with warm cream and good bourbon all the time, because hoo-boy! But I know you and Miss Lulu will keep them from getting all fratty. Which is a very good thing.
The Kentucky Boys
I always assumed that the boys (Finn and Toby) were local rescues, but Nay! I was wrong! Apparently the local rescues get snatched up right quick, and since it's not quite "kitten season" locally, my wonderful rescue Cause 4 Paws went out of state to find kill shelters to rescue beebees from who...
I've been considering trying a couch-to-5k, because everybody else seems to be doing it. Then I remembered that (1) I hate running, and (2) I really hate running. But everybody doing these C25K programs at least inspired me to cut back on Mountain Dew and stop eating Cheetos for breakfast. So maybe eventually I'll be likewise inspired to try getting some (gulp!) exercise.
Run Forrest Run
I work out, a lot. Not a ridiculous excessive anorexia amount, but 3-4 times a week. It used to be 4-5 times a week but MamaPop losers ended and I remembered I had a life. But lately I have gotten really exceptionally bored with my workouts. And I look fine and whatever and I think I'll just ...
This episode gave me PTSD or something, because I totally was Rachel Berry in high school. Why are high school guys such douchenozzles? How come they're allowed to talk smack and act out but the girls are not? And how come girls like Quinn, who are pretty and sneaky and know how to cry on command, get a free pass on all their crap? Why is everybody so stupid? Even Rachel's so-called friends walked out on her in this episode, and Schue looked like he smelled devilled-egg fart the whole time. Seriously, this one had me in tears. I ... have issues.
(This is why I couldn't watch "My So-Called Life," BTW. Can't separate the reality from the fiction, because I identify with both. No wonder my therapist has a beach house AND a boat.)
Gleecap - Bad Reputation
Hey everyone, it's Miss Banshee again, pinch hitting for Snarky Amber, and can I tell you that I finally, finally learned how to program my DVR to go overtime so stupid Idol wouldn't interfere with the end of Glee? I'm a smart one, I am. Anyway, this is the episode where we learn a valuable ...
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