Great work here, everyone involved - that's all I have, goodnight!!

The Hot Wheels car-jump thing last year didn't whet your fan whistle, Bill? Also, I agree strongly w/ everything you wrote, for whatever that's worth. (Disclaimer: it is worth very little.)

Jesus that was phenomenal.

I don't read IndyCar blogs very often anymore, but when I do, I drink absinthe and prefer that they be this well done. Also, "I’m just some girl off the street who got lucky enough to drive race cars." *swoon* ♫ PIPPA FROM THE BLOCK! ♫

This is JUST like those "Messin with Sasquatch" ads, but far more real, because IndyCar just left a flaming bag of shit on NASCAR's doorstep & ran away laughing, except NASCAR eventually found them and was all like "That's not a prank -- THIS IS A PRANK!" and fired 27 short-range ballistic missiles right up IndyCar's ass, the end.

On the bright side, a 0.28 is still better than a 0.27. IN YOUR FACE, WNBA on ESPN2!!! http://www.wnba.com/2008numbers_080916.html

Firehawk just became the most glorious, ass-kicking, majestic bird OF ALL TIME. I don't want to sound unpatriotic, but I genuinely wish he was America's symbol. Bald eagles are neat and all, but I've never heard belt out such magnificence as this: "And for the record, my natural aroma is quite amazing – I smell like cinnamon and habaneros." /single tear rolls down cheek //hums National Anthem (There are no mountains left for you to climb, Sir Bill. None.)

As Winston Churchill famously said, probably: "Word."

Mmmmm, I do love me some freshly baked satire in the morning -- it tastes like PERCEPTION! (And also fried biscuits.)

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there, Mr. Purity Pants. EASY! Let's not take "snipers in the grandstands" off the table just yet. /dreams //drools (Wonderful article. You, sir, are the League's Norman Mailer.)

Oh yes. THIS. A giant FUCK YOU to unsubstantiated, groundless hysteria, which I'll always support. You've done the Lord's work here today, Bill. And also the Indiana National Guard's as well, probably.

Standing O, Bill. You too, Jack & Carmen & Sarah & everyone else who made this happen. (INDYCAR post of the year? Umm, yeah. We're gunning for second, boys. And that's fine by me.)

Oh here we go. Back to this -- psshh -- exceedingly good writing & right proper journalism thing around here. BOOOO!!!! Needs more ether and attempted murder!!!* *needs no such things