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President Ruttles
Sardonika
President for Life
Interests: none
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Welcome to Sardonika, Penpusherpen. To all visitors we say: Just don't bring any toner cartridges along with you.
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2010 on Political Ads Win at Sardonika
I am told Sardonikan scientists have perfected the app for retrievers and terriers but are still stymied by lapdogs.
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2010 on Crystal Clear at Sardonika
Sardonika denies any involvement with Japanese fishing vessels patrolling the waters off our island. However, we must admit that if you knew sushi like we know sushi...
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2010 on Whale of a Story at Sardonika
Tea-drinkers may comment on Sardonikan news. Tea party members? That's a separate issue.
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2010 on Historic Mid-term Election at Sardonika
Gambling is outlawed on Sardonika. Except when ordering the "Chef's Surprise" at the Sardonika Arms.
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2010 on Da! Vegas! at Sardonika
We, on Sardonika, are gifted at forgetting everything. And moving on. What was your comment again?
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2010 on Historic Mid-term Election at Sardonika
I see nothing funny about geezers playing rock 'n' roll. They should sell their amplifiers and spend the duration playing polka music.
Ok. Ok. We might have a vole. Or a mole. Or a lemming or two.
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2010 on Mice at Sardonika
Let me be clear. There are no rodents on Sardonika Ok.Ok. We've got weasels. Especially in the bundled mortgage biz. But that's all.
Toggle Commented May 21, 2010 on Mice at Sardonika
Scooter, Arfy and Crazy Otto are also "persons of interest".
Toggle Commented Apr 30, 2010 on Reasonably Suspicious Skin Tones at Sardonika
You people are consumed by the past. Forget it. Live for the moment like I do.
Toggle Commented Apr 22, 2010 on Volcanic Fallout at Sardonika
Crazy Otto is beginning to tax my patience.
Toggle Commented Apr 21, 2010 on Adios, El Toro at Sardonika
TO CRAZY OTTO: A warrant has been issued for your arrest. And Arfy the dog shall be impounded. Sincerely, President Ruttles
Toggle Commented Apr 21, 2010 on Welcome from President Ruttles at Sardonika
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Apr 21, 2010