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Saklain
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Pakistan Cricket Over the past few years I’ve had an uncomfortable sense that something has been tinkering with my brain, remapping the neural circuitry, reprogramming the memory .Initially I blamed excessive porn and weed for my sufferings (lol) but than it hit me one day(while trying to color my grey hair, and counting cialis pills @ the same time) I am old!! No wonder I am pissed, bored and repulsive all the time. When it comes to Pakistani cricket and the torture I have suffered---I just feel like turning into some goddamn Aztec/Mayan-- chilam balam (famous for human sacrifices). I want my money back--every single penny I have paid to dishnetwork--all the viruses spyware I had to cleanup after visiting desi (pak+indian) sites to watch cricket. I am not a mean person but I simply can not forgive Pakistani players for ridiculing my flag and my national pride. Starting from our PCB chairman Captain Spaulding from Devils Reject--the sadist joker of the house Ijaz Butt--- to the mean and selfish players of our team. I just hate them all. I was so happy when IPL did not select a single player--and we as a retarded nation protested against it--my question to all of you is--why these num nuts deserve to make millions after what they did in Australia. I just hate to see these guys rewarded million rupees contract for doing what?? Humiliating us(I know these all scumbags have too thick of skin to feel any shame) Starting from Captain Shaid Afridi: if we can raise Charles Robert Darwin from his grave and ask him what kind of Janwaar Mr. Afridi is and where would you fit him in your infamous theory of evolution--I am sure he would have to turn Galapagos island upside down to find a living creature even close to Shahid afridi. What Shahid Afridi really is?? A batsman--jiss ko aaj taak batting nahee aiee--Technically he is as flawed as Zardari financial records. Even a monkey at Israeli zoo can learn to walk on two legs(against his instinct) but our Mr.Afridi after playing for more than a decade can’t even play w/ a straight bat. So is he a blower?(now is a popular belief) but what kind of bowler?? A spinner w/ no spin? Let me tell you what Afridi really is> He is one lucky pathan w/ a deviant chromosome linked to zero learning skill. He has a big mouth. Just like a 2 quid wh**e he can not be tamed or cured. Only good for shampoo commercials Salman Butt: beside being married to a very pretty girl, he’s got nothing to impress me. He’s been an opener for years but on a batting pitch he always looks like a man w/ no pants. Only With some astronomical alignment when the ball is at the right spot w/ suitable pace--Salman can launch his shot. A slightest glitch and Salman is either bold or caught behind--this is what we have in our opener representing our flag Imran Farhat: dressed up in bandana like Ted Nugent on a hunting trip--someone need to tell him--he ain’t no hunter--he can’t even hit a ball. Should have better stayed w/ICL Shoaib Malik: I am furious for lifting his ban after what he did in Australia --I don’t give a rats a$$ he is married to Sania Miza(I saw her playing USopen--she has an amazing ability to make unforced errors w/ such frequency--her Tshirt was not bad too). Shoaib malik sounds like Lady GaGa when he talk and as a batsmen for such a long time have a pathetic record. I highly doubt he got any juice left to deliver in future Shoaib Akhtar: suffering from acute narcissistic personality disorder--should be mummified for future generations to see what a D**khead look like. I met him in London one --he dresses like 60’s porn star. Wearing a pair of diesel jeans don’t make you a rock star--bowling fast and furious does. I use to watch cricket because of him. Too bad he is fked up in head. Yunis Khan: looking at Yunis I wonder --did some how pathans missed the noah ark while it was boarding all species on land? I mean pathans seems to work on a total different wave length. Even smart a$$ americans are lost and confused- decoding pathan mentality is like solving inverse Galois problem. Yunis exhibits traits of a total unique creature. I think he use celestial readings to decide when where and what he will do. His ban just got waived--but I wonder does it make any difference to him?? I think all of you should follow my lead quit cricket watch Football !!!!! Continue reading
Posted Jun 15, 2010 at Saklain's blog
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