‘Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer’ A perversion of what 'One Nation' means and I would hope that Ed Miliband with his family background would shy away in horror from such a meaning. 'One Nation' to me means what Disraeli intended it to mean - that Rich and Poor are not separate 'Nations' and care must be extended to the least advantaged in our Society. Actually let's not just have 'One Nation' Let's have 'One World'...

This was quite, quite superb! The best thing about it was that at the end everyone (myself included) looked round to see if he was going to come down from the back of the hall on to the stage on a zip wire.

If a woman is asleep, she cannot express "consent". Sex without consent is rape.

Bravo Boris!

"The Mobot"? Surely we need Mobius Band here to do Conservative Home's version!

Boris has a continuing important job to do - as our Mayor in London. He is doing it brilliantly. Let's not waste time speculating on what he might or might not do after that.

I am not sure that anything Boris does could top the zip wire! I howled with laughter. It was truly inspired.

Try Benylin!

"I have said my piece now and shan't be commenting again." We are quite, quite distraught.

How delightful.

Hello "Deidra", I am the "someone on here by the name of Sally". I can't knit to save my life but I can tie people in knots. I do not have a blue rinse, but really rather resent your tone towards my friend Elaine. Elaine is a very loyal hard-working Conservative and certainly not nasty. She doesn't have a blue rinse either. Love and Kisses, Sally

"but we all do not have the benefit of a millionaire daddy to pay for it." Why do some people feel they have to mock those who - with the greatest of affection - call or called their parents "Mummy and Daddy"?

"and how long have you been cutting your own hair"? A "low blow indeed"! Three Cheers for Sir Boris of The Moppy Head!

Her Majesty, Bless her, was desperately trying to "keep it together"! You could see her lip trembling.

Great video! Hope it concentrates the voters' minds!!

Rupert, your new Greek friend sounds an eminently sensible chap! You should see more of him.

Nicely....Mr Dog....Nicely.... Nice is an adjective not an adverb! :-)

If he really didn't say it then WHO DID??

I wonder which pseudonym he uses to post on here?

Oh Dear!

Commiserations to Oriel Hutchinson who fought a good fight in St Mary's Ward, Islington. Realistically it was never going to be a "runner" and I hope she gets something winnable next time.

Am I imagining it, or is our Wonderful Moppy-Head going thin on top?

I, too, think this is a "spoof" - but in the event that it is not, I would strongly suggest that the Editors pass the details including i.p. address on to the Police.

Bayswater was one of the areas badly affected. A restaurant in Notting Hill was invaded by a crowd who started ripping watches and jewellery off the diners and stealing their wallets and bags. The chef apparently defended the restaurant, threatening them with his knife and eventually they ran off.

Authorise the temporary blocking of Twitter and Blackberry Messenger for 24 hours with an option to extend to 48 hours. Authorise the use of Curfews in affected areas and the use of water cannon.