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ithinkiatetoomuch
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look Chelsea, you can lick your friends, and you can lick your nose, but you can't lick your friend's nose.
Loving Myself Everyday.
"Chelsea". Into it. Sent by Victoris in IDAHO.
I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!!!
My Pretty Pony.
Gosh, I can almost get my hair in a ponytail. I feel so pretty. Soon I will look like this guy.
She's got the tiger by the tail!
Snacks
Kat in AUSTRALIA writes: "My mate Kerry is a super hero cat lady....there's a place in Thailand where monks raise orphaned tigers. these ones are teenagers. during the day they languish on a hot rock to which they are chained.Westerners can volunteer to help feed and raise them while living w...
Hello!
Perhaps Emil is a Cajun and English is his second language?
Emil, Do you ride an air-boat to school, wear shrimper boots and eat gator?
Seriously, Chris, don't paint the whole state with the same brush, and certainly DON'T let Emil pick the color.
You would love it here! Why don't you come for the Southern Decadence Festival next month? Whenever you come, if ever you come, I promise you would have a great time.
And Emil, don't get your caleçon in a bundle, I am joking with ya sha.
Louisiana.
Emil 25teen from LOUISIANA writes: "...Hi Chris: I forgive you for not posting my last pics. I mean you are a busy guy Chris right? But now you have to post my pics I am sending you. Why you ask? Simple Chris guilt Daisy had to have Surgery today to fix a Aural Haematoma. Guilt That's why Chri...
doesn't the orange-u-tang look cool? He is posing.
You Can Stop Sending Me This Now.
Thank you to the 41 people who sent me THIS STORY last week. Apparently, Suriya and Roscoe live at the Tigers sanctuary in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
She should work for Ronko!
You can stop sending me this now.
Thank you 16.2 million people who mailed me this link.
Look at their pussies, they are huge!
That would be correct, Pia.
Pia writes: "...i am sure you are getting sent this picture many many many times today." Via AFF.
Kitty Glitter reminds me of that story where the woman wanted to be fresh for the gyno so she spayed on some fem hygiene spray but she used the wrong can and sprayed glitter hair spray... of course she didn't notice her Kitty Glitter until it was too late.
Fold Em
"Hi Chris. This is Jessica in Vancouver, Canada. Recently I took a trip to Vegas for a conference (The Amaz!ng Meeting 7), and though I normally frown on gambling, I couldn't resist one special slot machine. I won five dollars at Kitty Glitter!"
I feel sorry for you. Too bad you are in Minnesota, I'd share my prescription strength burn cream with you, you need it.
Shoulder Cancer 2034.
Kenzie writes: "...Hey Chris, Last sunday i decided to stay out in the sun without putting extra sunscreen on. As a result, I got a nasty sun burn on my shoulders that has blistered and is now excreting a yellowish liquid. This was quite the painful experience. Please feel sorry for me. Kenz...
Hi Alana,
Are you still reading all these posts? I wrote earlier "Merhaba Alana Hanim..."
I was checking your Turkishness due to your name. Now I wonder if your are Armenian Canadian? But I can not speak Armenian.
Teens Need Attention
"...Chris, I am sitting here right now. Every five seconds I refresh your website to see if anything new has happened, if anyone has commented, if you've added anything new. Anything new like, a picture of me. Chris please, post a picture of me so I can stop being so annoying. It's 5:38 am in ...
Alana Hanim hemin acil servis arabilirmisin?
Teens Need Attention
"...Chris, I am sitting here right now. Every five seconds I refresh your website to see if anything new has happened, if anyone has commented, if you've added anything new. Anything new like, a picture of me. Chris please, post a picture of me so I can stop being so annoying. It's 5:38 am in ...
Michael has left the building.
Good Night Sweet Prince
So glad we had our time together.
Hi Chris, I have a lot to say on this subject:
1) I started coming to Cute With Chris because you are smokin' hot.
2) BeatBox Chris is my favorite Chris. I would love to eat a messy, juicy burger off of those thighs. (expect increase in views of beatbox Chris video!)
and
3) If GIA is right and you have any of those conditions causing the change in your looks I can offer the services of my boyfriend, the genius multi-organ transplant surgeon. He's Canadian too;) And you get to come here for the surgery!
Get Well Soon
38teen New Orleans
My Decline
Kyle from ARIZONA writes: "...Chris, I've been a fan since the very beginning. I was watching some old episodes and I couldn't help but notice the toll being the nation's #1 kitty-cat blogger has taken on you. I made a side by side photo comparison of your decline."
Drags deeply on cigarette, and says in a smoker's voice, blowing smoke out of the side of her mouth: 'He'z too young, send 'em back when he'z got some hair on hiz ballz!
Hello Ladies.
Jill from MISSOURI writes: "...Dear Chris, This is my boyfriend's friend, Vinnie. This picture is a bit old, but here he is with Jake, his best-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world. Vinnie is single, and has a full-time job with Boeing, fresh out of undergrad. So ladies, don't despair. There are ha...
Does anyone else think he looks like international pop star and best looking man in the world Tarkan? Hüp!
Men with Pets
Hello, whoever sent me this picture. I lost your email. Who is this? What's the dillio?
I figured it out... she just needs her brow waxed and to stop taking pictures with the booger cam, then they are girls.
Pretty Girls.
Caitlin 18 writes: "...Dear Chris, After watching this year's episode about International Feel Sorry for Yourself Day, I have to say, I feel for Kelsey the girl who is too pretty... but, I really AM pretty. Trust me Chris, it's just as much of a curse to be pretty as it is a blessing. Every ...
I thought they were boys too... but I think they are girls from the land of nose.
Pretty Girls.
Caitlin 18 writes: "...Dear Chris, After watching this year's episode about International Feel Sorry for Yourself Day, I have to say, I feel for Kelsey the girl who is too pretty... but, I really AM pretty. Trust me Chris, it's just as much of a curse to be pretty as it is a blessing. Every ...
remember, hobbit kitties eat at least 6x a day!
Futt Bugly.
Rone in FLORIDA writes: "...The attached pictures are of my cat, Melvin. He was born with a congenital defect known as primordial dwarfism. So basically, he'll never get any bigger than 3 pounds. Today he lost a tooth and now he won't eat his food from a plate. So, like a little baby, he'...
Slumdog Kat-trillionaire!
This Week in Aht.
Kate from POLAND writes: "...Hi Chris! I've been watching your show for over a year now but it's the first time I've been brave enough to write you an e-mail. My name is Kate, I'm 21 and I come from Poland. As a creepy girl who likes rats, I won't send you any photos ;) I've drawn a picture fo...
A tree than bears cat fruit? Amazing!
Somebody Stop This Woman.
If you're a regular viewer of Cute with Chris, you know that I am perpetually bombarded by dozens of photos sent by a lonely retired spinster school teacher in BUFFALO who owns eight cats. Her name is Carm and she writes: "...Hi Chris... I think I have outdone myself with this one... I have...
august 17th 1999, Izmit Turkey, I remember it well.
LA Stories
Hello Cute with Chris viewers. I'm trying to get my blog posts together for tomorrow but my apartment building here in LA keeps shaking and rumbling with violent seismic quaking. Ahhh...life in CALIFORNIA. If there are no further posts, that means I'm lying unconscious under a pile of rubble. ...
De numbra ov todey es vone!
Vone extra spesial vampir kitty kat!
True Blood.
"Evgenny". Addict. Sent by Ruth in CALGARY.
I worried about your ass. Have you seen a doctor? A bruise like that may need a doctor to look at it... RICE. rest, ice, compress and elevate! I'm serious about the doctor.
Feel Sorry for Me.
Laura in MINN age 34teen writes: "...Ouch. Chris. I fell down the stairs."
ouch
use lots of Arica!!!
OMG! You broke your ass! Look there is a crack in it!
Feel Sorry for Me.
Laura in MINN age 34teen writes: "...Ouch. Chris. I fell down the stairs."
Obviously this photo of your awesome dog couldn't have been taken in your 'recently remodeled' house!
International I'm So Fucking Great Day.
Amanda from OREGON writes: "...Dear Chris, I really wanted to be a part of INTERNATIONAL FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF DAY so I tried writing you an email describing why I feel sorry for myself. Sadly for you, I don't feel sorry for myself. I have a great life, love my job, have amazing kids, a lovi...
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