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Were they at least wearing masks?
'THE MAN WAS CARRYING A PIT BULL ON HIS SHOULDERS'
Naked Man, Woman Caught Running Through Tulsa Mall, Police Say (Thanks to pharmaross)
PirateBoy I would have helped you.
One thing that annoys me more than anything else is to be on the phone with someone and then all of a sudden they're talking to someone else. It can be a cashier they've suddenly remembered after walking by them at the county fair three years ago or a long lost friend from their high school days. I'm still talking away because I have no idea their attention is elsewhere. Then when they realize I'm still on the phone they'll ask me to repeat what I just said. That's when I usually just hang up.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
Continuing last night's theme of annoyances, let's discuss acts of rudeness that really tick you off. For example, this blog cannot stand people who insist on standing at sporting events and concerts when everyone around them -- especially behind them -- is sitting. We get that there are moments...
The Rock Juggling Otters wbagnfarb.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Otters juggle rocks more when they're hungry, study says (Thanks to EricY)
I've never seen a caribou so I'm going to have to take their word on this one.
ADVISORY TO RESIDENTS OF THE YUKON:
Stay one caribou apart. (Thanks to Ralph)
Stick a pin in her. She's done.
SHE WAS ALLOWED TO REMAIN AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Police Officer Approaches Woman Flouting Lockdown - Realises She's Actually A Blow-Up Doll (Thanks to Matt Filar)
Watch out! That last step is a doozy.
THE UPSIDE: LESS YARD TO MOW
A landslide in New York state leaves homes dangling inches away from a giant crater (Thanks to Steve K., who says "So the listing changed to "fixer upper".")
I'm pretty easy going so nothing bothers me much except:
When I'm watching something on Hulu and a message flashes up asking me if I'm still watching. Yes d@mmit! I'm still watching!
I hate it when my iWatch flashes a message telling me I need a brisk five minute walk to complete my workout ring. This is usually after I've cut the grass, done two loads of laundry, and cleaned the entire house. None of that is a workout?
I hate going to the grocery store and when I find what I'm looking for at least five or six people are blocking the aisle while evidently having a family reunion. All I want is a pack of Double Stuff Oreos so move it!
I get annoyed when people ride my bumper.
I get even more annoyed when I give them a one finger salute and they've turned their head and don't see it.
Other than that I'm a pretty easy going person and not much bothers me. At least nothing else that I can list here.
TUESDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
Do you have an Amazon Alexa? The kind with a screen? If so, does it annoy you that Alexa's screen is constantly displaying messages asking if you want to hear a joke, or suggesting that you try something you have no desire to try, like baking cauliflower brownies, or making a canoe out of popsic...
Oh like no one here has ever done this.
IN THAT CASE, SIR...
Jensen reportedly told the officers that he was naked because all his clothes were in the laundry. (Thanks to pharmaross)
Shoddy journalism. No pictures of the wrestling match.
MORE NAKED MEN MAKING NEWS
Naked Australian Man Wrestles Giant Python to Save his Kitten Naked Man Attacks Bus (Thanks to pharmaross)
For some reason this story reminds me of a very old joke.
A woman was at the grocery store. When she was done a very handsome young man offered to take her groceries out to her car. When they got to the parking lot she leaned over and told him, "I have an itchy p***y". He replied, "Lady you're going to have to point it out. All of these foreign cars look alike to me."
SHE ASKED IF THEIR 'HOSE IS WORKING'
Woman charged after calling 911 to have fire put out in crotch (Thanks to pharmaross)
The first concert I ever went to was at Hampton Roads Coliseum in Virginia. It was John Denver and I had a huge crush on him even though I was only about 15 years old at the time. When it was over all of my friends, and everybody else, rushed over to a door that he was suppose to come out of after the concert. I don't like crowds so I hung back and was pretty much by myself. All of a sudden I heard a door open close to where I was standing and it was John Denver! I guess he didn't like crowds either. He stopped, waved at me, and smiled. I was, and still am, very shy so I just waved back and he left. I never told my friends that I'd seen him.
MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
The theme for tonight is Most Memorable Live Concert You Saw And Still Remember Despite The Fact That You Might Have Been "On" Something And We Are Not Talking About Beer. This blog's entry is an August, 1967, show in Washington D.C. put on by a new artist named Jimi Freaking Hendrix. Whoa. This...
*Slaps a couple of band-aids on puncture wounds, draws up a Tetanus shot, and tells Seamen to stop being such a big baby*
SPORTS UPDATE
Men of the male gender are advised not to click on the Sports Update. (Thanks to pharmaross)
The Real Barry I'm also a Charlie Chaplin fan.
Favorite Movies: The Jerk and Father Of The Bride with Steve Martin. High Anxiety with Mel Brooks. Also the first Major League movie.
SUNDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
What, in your opinion, is the best comedy movie ever made? This blog is a huge fan of This Is Spinal Tap, Animal House, Airplane!, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and many others that this blog cannot think of at the moment because this blog is aged and mental...
Burt Macklin, FBI, you can't but I'm still going to be careful.
THE SCIENCE IS UNSETTLED
Former Indonesian Child Protection Commission (KPAI) commissioner Sitti Hikmawatty – who was fired by President Joko "Jokowi" Widodo after making the scientifically inaccurate claim that "strong sperm" could impregnate women in swimming pools – said she accepted her dismissal, while also claimin...
This may be the answer to the killer hornet problem.
GUESS THE CONTINENT
Man Finds Giant Bird-Eating Spider Guarding His Garage (Thanks to Ralph)
And yet the barbershops and dentist offices are still closed.
AS SKIN WAS SAGGING TO HISTORIC LOWS
The Beverly Hills City Council, with a 4-1 majority, voted to repeal the moratorium on elective and cosmetic surgeries, allowing plastic surgeons to reopen their doors immediately. (Thanks to pharmaross)
When I see the words "cheeky bear" I think of something that is cute and cuddly that you might squirt with a water bottle if it was being naughty. I wouldn't squirt this bear and I wouldn't hit him on the nose with a newspaper either.
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH
Honey stealing, cow-chasing bear’s nine months on the run comes to an end (Thanks to John Lobert)
In other news, the National Weather Service has announced that this will be a very active hurricane season. I can't wait.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BE WORRIED ABOUT
Asia's 'murder hornet' lands in US for first time (Thanks to Kevin Smith and pharmaross)
Thanks for sharing MOTW.
SATURDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
The theme tonight is: comments. Feel free to put them in the comments section.
I stimulated the economy by buying a new recliner which was delivered today. I've spent most of the day trying it out so I've got nothing. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!
SATURDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
The theme tonight is: comments. Feel free to put them in the comments section.
If it was illegal here I'd be reading the blog on a prison computer. Although, I would never do this to a police officer. That's just wrong. Plus all of them know my dad and would tell on me.
LAND OF THE FREE, BABY
N. Carolina Court: Middle Finger Didn't Warrant Traffic Stop (Thanks to pharmaross)
I was going to suggest she take up knitting but that probably wouldn't be a good idea either.
APPARENTLY SHE DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO JIGSAW PUZZLES
Woman who stabbed boyfriend in the hand told police 'isolation is getting to me' (Thanks to DaninDallas)
I've been listening to Hank Williams singing, "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry". Chuck Berry is a lot better.
CSI: THE PLAGUE
A U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration agent and a telecommunications specialist are accused of stealing personal protective equipment, toilet paper and other supplies from an agency warehouse in Florida amid shortages caused by the coronavirus pandemic, law enforcement officials told The Associ...
Dave if it isn't a Carl Hiaasen novel it should be.
For some odd reason, after reading the story, I feel like I need a shower.
THIS IS A CARL HIAASEN NOVEL, RIGHT?
A Florida Woman is facing a felony charge after a video call with her imprisoned boyfriend turned very raunchy, prompting a criminal probe helmed by an investigator identified in court records as “Detective Assmann.” (Thanks to pharmaross)
It's nice to see that Lifetime is taking some time out from showing their killer cheerleader movies.
SOMETHING WE HAVE ALL WAITED LITERALLY DECADES TO SEE
First Trailer For Lifetime’s Lorena Bobbitt Movie Features Her Throwing The Penis Out Of The Car Window (Thanks to pharmaross)
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