I'd rather get socks and underwear for Christmas.

Such a great story and good for them. When I was a paramedic when we'd get a call, and there were children involved, I was usually the one who calmed them down. One year, three days before Christmas, we went to a call for a car wreck and I took care of two small children who had been in the backseat of the car. They were shaken up but not hurt. To calm them down we sang Christmas songs and they especially liked Jingle Bells. I bet we sang that song at least ten times. Both of their parents had been killed. A few days later I turned in all my gear and it was the last call I ever ran. Sorry to be a downer but sometimes it's amazing what small things you can do to calm down a child.

I read in another article that the Marlins manager, Don Mattingly, is interested in checking out the bear's outfield skills.

So what you're saying is I may not need to worry about that dental surgery appointment tomorrow morning? Yay!!!

This is good to know. Usually when I go to the mountains I just look out for the black bears and rogue country music singers.

This sounds like my kind of guy. I love it!

Dear Dave, Thank you for the added visual of the red syrupy filling. I may never eat Red Velvet cake again.

Talk about uncomfortable. I think he's wearing my thong!

And this is why I no longer work in the ER.

Well at least it woke him up. I hope a highway patrolman in his area sees this video.

Evidently they've never been on the Brookshire Freeway in Charlotte during rush hour.

I think he was under the influence of drugs washed down by large amounts of alcohol.

I agree with Le Petomane. Our N.C. judges would have told him to wrap it up after the first 30 minutes or else.

Who wouldn't want to sit down to Thanksgiving dinner with those two? Their mother must be so proud.

What a batsh!t crazy lovely idea! Not creepy at all.

Why is it that pretty much everybody on earth sent this in and I'm the only one that commented on it and I didn't send it in? Slackers!

Any chance any of these football players stood in for my Atlanta Braves last night? Because that would explain a lot.

Now what are they going to eat this winter? Some squirrels chewed through the starter wires in my car a few years ago. The least they could have done was to leave me a few walnuts.

Wouldn't it be easier just to give them all their own personal fly swatter?

Somebody's going to H-E-double hockey sticks! I worked in a nursing home, part time, several years ago. One of the first things I learned was to never step in front of a wheelchair when it was time for bingo. I had to break up several fights during these games but even they didn't tape winning numbers on their cards.

I agree with Rod. Great article.

Most people here who've lost their driver's licenses for DUI's drive mopeds. I've always thought that if I drank, and lost my license, I'd buy some bicycle shorts and a bicycle. That way people would just think I was working out.

Gundy filed a police report and hopes that the garage's surveillance video will help identify the thieves. They should be pretty easy to identify. Just look for a couple of guys running down the road while screaming, waving their arms around, and looking like they've got a serious case of the willies.

So true, Jeff. I asked a highway patrolman once why drunks always said they'd only had two beers. He told me it was because they knew I wouldn't believe they'd only had one and three sounded like too many. I would also like to add this is what happens when you give a gator a Bud Lite.

Happy Birthday, Rob!