OMG! Pirateboy has lost his "rrrrr"! Right before Talk Like A Pirate Day too. Those Boise students sure pee a lot don't they?

"And this is what Dave looks like before his morning cup of coffee."

That's more than I ever wanted to know about a kangaroo. Does this mean they have 3 x the PMS than we human women have?

Has everyone got their steel reinforced umbrellas today? I remember when Skylab was falling. I was at school and a bunch of us were standing and watching a large piece of it going across the sky over the school parking lot. I walked around for a week with my hands over my head.

Mikey, babies can also call the police! My one year old granddaughter learned yesterday that if you push the panic button on the security alarm key fob the police will come to your house. My daughter was trying to explain to them that everything was okay and Reagan was standing behind them yelling, "Hey!" over and over.

I hope Dave posts something new soon. I think we've milked this subject for all it's worth.

I wonder if he uses "Got Milk?" as a pick up line.

Hang in there Minx. You are in my prayers.

LeDud she wanted to revive her not kill her!

Ben & Jerry's is getting exactly what they're looking for. Publicity.

I completely agree Cheesewiz. Nut.

*SMACKS* Layzeeboy with flag.

It didn't go so well when Matlock did it either.

I'm guessing that, other than the dolphin, he's single.

I'm so ashamed. I made my stick man anatomically correct.

I think my all time favorite poet, Ogden Nash, said it best. I'm sure most of the blog guys will agree with him.

When I first started working in the ER we had a patient die after a heart attack. I noticed his watch was still running. I told the ER doctor that when someone died their watch should stop too. He said that sounded like a good idea but a lot of un-dead people might freak out if they looked down and saw their watches had suddenly stopped.

Has anyone seen the Easter Bunny lately?

Thanks to oldfatguy. Better, ofg? Jeff Meyerson A certain blogger was in Missouri last week. Coincidence?

You poor babies! I guess you would appreciate us putting you out of our your misery then? Here's a wet washcloth. You're going to need it.

Thanks for the links wiredog. I was shocked to see on the list of books that Ridley wrote "The Pied Piper" on January 1, 1900. He looks so young!

padraig, there's a shot for that now.

Watch it Sherlock. I like Sloe Gin. Especially with Seven-Up. You have to hand it to Alan @ Division. He always finds the most interesting international stories. If you do hand it to him be sure to wash your hands after you're done, iykwim.

Soon we will have no rights left at all. Here in the south we just shoot at stop signs. My aim isn't bad either. You get double points if you put the bullet right in the middle of the 'O' in STOP.

I would have cut the spaghetti strings about 20 years ago. The only way I would still iron his shirt is if he is wearing it at the time.