Tee hee, so you came out of the closet, Ed? *duck* I hope you find your sunglasses. You are very cute in this photo.

Ah merci, my bold amies :)

Ben Chavtham, you are as impossible as you are famous! I did not steal that woman's afro as she was passing me by on the street! Stop spreading these silly stories! It's like the time you kept asking me if I went back afterwards and killed the farmer (and I'm still not answering that :P) ! Anyway, happy birthday Paris. If you need an extra annoying male friend then please let me know and I can mail him to you ;)

Tee hee, I second this motion. I miss Ed.

Oh go and drink your Kronenbourg, Bridget :P

Oui, come Paris. We might even persuade Ben to let us watch my favourite episode of Father Ted. It is very amusing Paris, when the silly Nazis swallow cyanide by mistake, tee hee! I get Ben to let me watch that bit over and over! We were listening to your album earlier, Paris. Anyway, come if you like. You know you always get a warm welcome down our way. Oh and Ben wants to know if you still have your Doctor Who scarf from the Saturday Night Live sketch tee hee!

Paris always seems to have so much fun on Ellen's show and is a good sport. I remember the one where Ellen made her go into a shoe store or something and Ellen had her doing things like a bee impersonation.

Au revoir, Ed.

Happy New Year, Ed :)

Bonjour Ed. We get a lot of our meat pretty cheap from the Maitre'd of the Canal Bar, Ed Gein. He always has more meat than he knows what to do with. Lampshades too. It is good that all those women have a guardian angel from the balcony watching over them. I'm sure the spirit of Kitty Genovese smiles upon you.

Oh and I forgot, Happy New Year to your boyfriend Ed too! Please forgive that shocking oversight, Paris. No slight intended and I'm sure you'll both be very happy together.

Happy New Year, Ed. Paris, if you don't date Ed at least once then I won't let you into my cinema anymore ;)