I'm working on my folded book art installation. I'm hoping they start to fan out. #artistlife Continue reading

Meet Steve! Continue reading

I currently work part time at Barnes & Noble, and have worked there for 8 years. I love my job, even though I only work one or two slacker shifts a week. Plus the discount is great. When I have downtime at work, I like to search Book Master for interesting titles, subjects, authors etc. The most common of my searches is: “Jim Henson, Kermit, Muppets” and one book always comes up… “The Muppets Make Puppets” by Cheryl Henson. Sadly, this book has been out of print for at least a couple of decades. Bummer. Today I decided to make... Continue reading

This is the spider equivalent to hiding in someone's house and only placing a lampshade over your head. Continue reading

My 3 year blogging hiatus can only be blamed on the fact I was trapped under something incredibly heavy. I will never mock the "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up" lady on TV ever again. Continue reading

Because I am so open with pretty much everything that happens to me, I sometimes forget not every one is "on board"! I do not mean to exclude anyone. I tell, joke and post about things that I think will amuse others. I'm just trying to get a laugh and bring a smile to others. I also really appreciate other's feedback or comments. This also helps me process the humor in my day-to-day life. Apparently a recent topic that I have been posting about has sparked some questions. I will try to explain. :) I bought a new bra. Nothing... Continue reading

I liked that these parents built their kids a giant hamster wheel on their playground! Continue reading

I expected more flair at this street corner. Continue reading

That's where I park my Army car too! Continue reading

Who need wi-fi in the crapper? Continue reading

Someone please explain to me why in the world someone would put hair on their antenna!?! Another Wal-mart photo! It's just an endless supply of fun! Continue reading

Valentine’s Day has never been a favorite of mine. It’s not that I ever had a problem finding a Valentine. I think it’s more of the actual day does not care for me! Today is the 10 year anniversary that Ryan asked me to marry him! I scooted the ring back across the table, cried a bit then said “Yes!” Later that night, I came down WITH THE WORST STOMACH FLU I HAVE EVER HAD!!!!! Spending all of the night with my head in the toilet wishing for death….then remembering WAIT! I was getting married now. That was close enough!!!!... Continue reading

I think Mr Sketch smelly markers should change it's product name to "Huffing 101" Continue reading

knows the Chupacabra lives in New Jersey. I think I saw it on an episode of Jersey Shore. Continue reading

Skerri's Super Bowl Party Tip #37- Velveeta Cheese is not a "true" cheese (it does not require refrigeration...that's an excellent hint right there) and does not "move like it should" through the colon. If you eat it today don't forget your fiber people! Your colon will thank you! Oh yeah, so will the guy who uses the bathroom after you! Continue reading

Skerri's Super Bowl Party Tip #18- When you spill dip/beer/spray cheese down your shirt at the party...Just remember vertical stains are very slimming. Continue reading

Would like to apologize for my absence! I'll make it up by posting this beauty! Yet another Wal-mart parking lot picture! Human hair or horse hair? But either way...really? on your car antenna? I thought we were in teh era that appreciated the hairless not added more hair to non-hairy objects! Continue reading

my favorite tidbit still- "Pumpernickle" is german for "Fart goblin" which may explain it's weird scent! Continue reading

House going into foreclosure? We'll hide it for you! Continue reading

My Theory- A day that starts with you putting your underwear on inside out is a sure sign the day will NOT run smoothly!!! Today is proving this to be true! Continue reading