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Jim Mitchem
Charlotte
A tightly wound knot of paranoid emotional energy which manifests itself as words that I manipulate for money.
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Glad to hear you're on the mend, Stacey. After my own hospital trip from an intestinal malady in March, I completely empathize. If it was bacterial, and they've loaded you down with antibiotics, start consuming as many probiotics as possible.
Recovering, Again
June was going so well. My children were having fun at camp, my husband and I had a bit of time to ourselves and we had the whole summer stretching ahead. My prescription-medicine-induced- liver problems seemed to be in the past and I was feeling good. I even cleaned out closets! But the very la...
Get Back To Where You Once Belonged
Pablo Picasso once said, "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist." Children. What a pain in the ass. They know nothing of the pressures of being grown up. They just come and go as they please, experiencing the world through tiny pink glasses that don't concern them with paying bills, voting for leaders or negotiating business deals. They're lucky. And they know it. Or, at least my kids do.... Continue reading
Posted Oct 21, 2011 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Wow. Thanks for this, Mandy. So well told. And so sad. There are no answers, I don't think. Just constant reminders that we're pretty insignificant creatures in the realm of things.
Love to all, jm
Words when there really are none
There’s a bit of guilt that comes along with escaping any harm or damage from a random natural disaster like the killer tornado that ripped through here 12 days ago. Guilt? I’m not sure how else to describe it. It’s not like I’m wishing that our home had been reduced to mere rubble or thinking I...
That's really good. The only other recruitment ad that may be better, was only one word: http://bit.ly/iNtHdc
Is this simply the best job advert ever written?
[This is the team at Poke London as per their website] How many recruitment adverts have you seen over the years? [I actually don't even want to add that figure up!] How many of them have REALLY got your attention and made you read it 2 or 3 times in admiration? Exactly - very few! So when ...
A Routine Day
It was a perfect late afternoon in early summer. Hope Baker was tending to a bed of yellow roses in the front of her house. In a few moments, her husband would be home and she had a special dinner planned - complete with fresh cut flowers. Their daughter Michelle was on her way to Arizona for a job interview, and so they had the house all to themselves for the weekend. Starting with a... Continue reading
Posted Nov 16, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Problem Solving and Thinking Inside the Box
When you get up, you’re sleepy. You shower. Problem solved. You’re naked. You select clothes. Problem solved. You’re hungry. You eat. Problem solved. And so on. But if when the alarm goes off and you keep hitting the snooze button, or if you wear yesterday’s clothes, or you forget to eat - you’ve still got problems. But not you - you’re responsible. You’re a problem solver. Congratulations. As a problem solver, you don’t even realize... Continue reading
Posted Nov 10, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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How Have I Never Seen This Before?
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Posted Nov 9, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Never Underestimate Serendipity
Earlier today I asked Twitter for topic suggestions so I could write a random post tonight. I've been working a lot lately and just don't carve out the time necessary to do what I do best – have conversations in my mind while I type. So I asked. And I received some pretty solid ideas. Surprisingly, there were even a few people who mistook me for a social media expert and wanted me to talk... Continue reading
Posted Nov 2, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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A Dream Starring Me and Sir @RichardBranson
Originally posted 8 November 2009 as 'I Dreamed a Dream' I had this dream the other night that Sir Richard Branson (@richardbranson) DM'd me to invite me to contact him off line. I did. He asked whether I'd be interested in participating in a bit of crowdsourcing. It seemed that Virgin America was prepared to launch a new North American advertising campaign and were in the process of querying various concept artists to find the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 1, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Ode to Gregor
A couple weeks back, a cockroach made its way past the invisible chemical barrier around the outside of our house, and into the hallway. This is what happened. Continue reading
Posted Oct 24, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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On Bullying
Bullying may never cease to exist as long as humans run this joint. After all, men desire power. Our only saving grace may be to remember that, as humans, we do have the capacity to change. Continue reading
Posted Oct 22, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Thanks Marie. I fear critique groups at this stage. I just need to get some things out, that are bouncing around in my head. Finding the time to qualify them and organize them are my biggest obstacle right now. Committing to doing more than short works is my challenge.
I Need a Mentor
I need a mentor. I need to find someone who believes in my talent as a writer to help me get over the hump. Here’s the hump - I have a day job as an entrepreneur. I’ve been writing advertising and marketing communications for brands for over a decade and have even experienced some modest succ...
A Contradiction
Download now or listen on posterous contradictions.m4a (2094 KB) Anyone who has ever gotten close to me has left. Except my wife. I suspect one day my daughters will leave, too. It won’t be their fault. They’ll still love me. But they won’t be able to deal with me at close range. I used to wonder about why this is, but after a lifetime of failed relationships and trying to change myself to fit into... Continue reading
Posted Oct 20, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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I love you for that comment, Nichole.
A Modest Proposal
It’s hard to believe that I’ve lived to see the darkest days of this great country. From our struggling economy to our being pushed around by little dictators and cowardly thugs, the signs of collapse are everywhere. In California they’ve even got it on their ballot to legalize marijuana. Which...
A Modest Proposal
I wasn’t happy when they took God out of our schools, but somehow we let that pass. We cannot, however, afford to let the unnatural act of homosexual marriage take root here. Continue reading
Posted Oct 13, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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I Need a Mentor
I need a mentor. I need to find someone who believes in my talent as a writer to help me get over the hump. Continue reading
Posted Oct 12, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Warm October afternoon air - thick with the fragrance of tumbling drier sheets
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Posted Oct 9, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Pack Mentality
So here we are back in puppyhood again. It will be as fun as it is challenging. But thanks to genetics, we feel like we know what we're getting into. Continue reading
Posted Oct 8, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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So, it's against some religions to go to public school? And for the record, all religions are businesses.
Also, poor children go to public school. Not private school. Poorer children have LESS access to the internet than kids who aren't as poor. Let's call those kids private school kids. Thus, this 'contest' that the public school kids didn't 'win' was skewed to the rich religious kids in the first place.
This contest was a really bad idea. Sorry man.
The Rich get Richer and Kohl’s Really Doesn’t Care.
Recently, Kohl’s department store issued a contest to every school in America via Facebook. The rules were pretty simple - register your school and then ask everyone you know to vote for your school so that it can win one of twenty $500,000 prizes. Every person on Facebook was eligible to vote ...
Because One Day I'll Forget
So here I am back at the pediatric dentist, or as i like to call it - the scene of the great laughing gas incident of 2010. Since there are no teeth being extracted this time, both girls were at ease in the drive over after school. After filling out the green form letting the dentist know that we haven’t tried to do any dental work on our own, the girls disappeared into the abyss... Continue reading
Posted Oct 5, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Why do private schools exist to begin with? As a business. Every child has the opportunity to attend public school, but because of personal reasons some folks choose to pay for their children to attend private school. And that costs money. If these schools need money, raise tuition. It's that simple. And if the student's family isn't able to pay this tuition - there's always the public school option. I could go on a rant about how I think that private schools get over on their clients to begin with, but I'll leave it at that. Like it or not, the majority of students in this country who stand to benefit most from such benevolence attend public schools. Despite your pointing out that many private school children are in desperate need.
The Rich get Richer and Kohl’s Really Doesn’t Care.
Recently, Kohl’s department store issued a contest to every school in America via Facebook. The rules were pretty simple - register your school and then ask everyone you know to vote for your school so that it can win one of twenty $500,000 prizes. Every person on Facebook was eligible to vote ...
Thanks for your concern, but since this is my blog and I feel strongly about this topic, I'll say whatever the hell I damn well please thank you very much. Why do private schools exist to begin with? As a business. Every child has the opportunity to attend public school, but because of personal reasons some folks choose to pay for their children to attend private school. And that costs money. If these schools need money, raise tuition. It's that simple. And if the student's family isn't able to pay this tuition - there's always the public school option. I could go on a rant about how I think that private schools get over on their clients to begin with, but I'll leave it at that. Like it or not, the majority of students in this country who stand to benefit most from such benevolence attend public schools. Despite your pointing out that many private school children are in desperate need.
The Rich get Richer and Kohl’s Really Doesn’t Care.
Recently, Kohl’s department store issued a contest to every school in America via Facebook. The rules were pretty simple - register your school and then ask everyone you know to vote for your school so that it can win one of twenty $500,000 prizes. Every person on Facebook was eligible to vote ...
Nissan, "Baby"
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Posted Oct 3, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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Staying Up, Up in the Air
I can't sleep. It's 3:30 a.m. and I'm on a plane somewhere over Utah, or Colorado, heading from the west coast of North America back east. And this is what happened. Continue reading
Posted Oct 3, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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A Good Day
Last Friday marked the 15th anniversary of the day I proposed to my girlfriend. I remember it well. We were making a getaway to the mountains of Vermont, and as far as she knew it was just another trip (you know, the kind you take before you have kids.) After a six-hour drive, we checked into Rabbit Hill Inn and then took a walk around the grounds, holding hands. The foliage was just beginning to... Continue reading
Posted Sep 26, 2010 at Obsessed with Conformity
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