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Spider Goodlegs
Stuck in the middle with you.
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Seriously. Doesn't every Nigerian prince scheme start with "you seem to be a very together person, open and caring about people who need a little help in life...?" My email prefs won't even allow messages with those words in a different order leave the trash.
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Bol. You are the black Augustus Gloop.
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May 3, 2010
How do you guys sit through bad stand-up? Honestly, my fingers won't even hit play if I see a stranger standing in front of a brick wall.
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Jesus Jenkins. That just can't be true. You're talking about John Mayer??? Maybe I'm crazy but he just looks like a guy who sometimes parks Johnny Depp's car to me.
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1. Dead Zeppelin is right: trying to understand what women look for in a man does not make you gay. Glutton for punishment...? Maybe. But the opposite of gay. 2. re: Pharrell's appeal. That's hard to answer. In some ways, if you removed the douche from Kanye and gave him better clothes in his size, then scrapped his whole body... No, better yet - start over. Set fire to Kanye. Then build a man that you could take to a regular barbecue one night, then Nobu the next without being worried he'd embarrass you into an assisted suicide at either place and maybe that's the appeal. He's a bit on the pretty side but his tattoos help. He looks good and like he might know what he's doing in the sack. But I don't know. The snootches wants what the snootches wants. And for the record, I've forever never been into Timberlake -- before or after the Superbowl bit. There are WAY better looking white boys than Sexy Back bagging groceries at the Safeways out here.
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You have a little of that retarded thing goin' on for ya, huh?
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Go find that for me, wouldja? I'll wait.
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lol. Which part of your sentence didn't you understand?
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Ditto.
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Eww. Robin Thicke couldn't make my vagina's wait list.
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Um... Speaking on behalf of all black women (as I've been legally permitted to do by the United Nations,) that list is not even close to mine. John Mayer falls pretty low in the ranks and I wouldn't even give a gloved hand job to Robin Thicke for a shot at blowing Pharrell. And that's saying something.
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Don't bother. There's no credit on it. Hood Passes are distributed overdrawn.
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I think it's adorable that even you gully ninjas get so romantic around Valentine's Day.
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^Wow. An Ashley Logan stan? Jeez. That's just sad.
Toggle Commented Apr 13, 2009 on I think she likes me at ByronCrawford.com
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Guess she really does have herpes.
Toggle Commented Apr 11, 2009 on I think she likes me at ByronCrawford.com
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