I'm tired of being a bitch ass nigga blogging at 2 in the morning and on the weekend cause I got no life. My life is this site. I can't wait til somebody, anybody comment so I can say some hoe shit for attention like you. Me , you , and the rest of the Alf Gang some hoe ass niggas starving for attention, why else would we be starting shit and e banging? That was Alf gang stud talking to ya'll. Now this is me talking! Let's have a bitch nigga moratorium by leaving this hoe shit alone. The only reason I made up Alf Gang stud is to combat you bitch niggas but ya'll like that shit. My bad Siterbun for talking shit to you, but I was trying to stop hoe ass niggas like no trip, and Alf Gang, and no bitchin clogging the site wit they hoe shit but I started some even worse shit. I made D-block and Alf Gang even stronger wit hoe shit cause they get a pass now, cause I went too far wit the gay jokes knowing sissy ass niggas like that live and breath that shit. My bad entire SOHH community. Fuckboys like No tripn, no btchin, alf gays, and who the fuck ever should get no replies. Let's get back to agreeing or disagreein like adults, cause fighting like fuckboys like them, you can't win! My Bad. Them niggas some hoes tho. I'm gone!

Fuck D- Block, and especially Rainbow Brite. I represent Alf Gang homie. Nothing else. Got my Alf posters on the wall bumping this is a gang by Compton's Most Wanted while mom's at work. I ain't wit all that flaming shit. My questionable behavior is for Alf Gang members only. If I had an open invite for people that would be gay! Alf Gang guideline # 10- Yellow is the new pink!

Hold on fam we're an internet gang idolizing a puppet from the 80's how gay is that? Wear your fishnet bodysuit to tryouts. It'll impress the recruits. It's sexy how your back hairs stick out of it when comb it! Alf Gang guideline #9- Heterosexuality is overrated!

I can't wait to initiate some young new thuggy tenders. No offense big homie but you a little too loose right now. Alf Gang Creedo- Thuggy is as thuggy does, if you claim you're hetero and try out for Alf Gang you never was!

Sorry I got to drunk last night and fell asleep on the couch. I wanted to get thuggy! It's ok club meeting this weekend. Super thuggy for the superbowl!!! Alf Gang - doing what you can't!

Alf Gang stud is not a nerd but a real man through and through. Now shut up before I tell the fire marshall yo family livng 43 deep in a single wide trailor. Alf Gang- As thuggy as we wanna be!

When Alf Gang Sperm Bank starts showing profit, I will buy 50 son a ferrari and let him take me to the candy shop on his 18th B'day. Alg Gang here for you. How do you want it?

I say fuck him too. Alf Gang is not openly gay. I am not gay I only initiate new members. That's thuggy!

Once again jealousy rears it's ugly head. And you son are very ugly. The big homie Sean only quits the gang and rejoins 4 times a week now so that I can devote more of my time and energies initiating new affiliates. Don't hate on our business ventures as we are getting paid. Soon I will be able to pay the phone, internet and water bill at mom's house. Alf Gang thuggy niggas on the rise!

Girl don't let them get to you. 90% of the people on this site are pretending to be something they are not so they opinion should not affect you. Just keep being yourself. With that being said I am 6" 4' in tall and weigh 235 lbs. I have trouble walking in heels. Any tips? Any advice would be invaluable. Please hurry and reply we have Alf Gang meeting tonight and I wanted to do something special! Alf Gang proud of who we are and what we do!!!!

To each his own. You seem so very interesred in the inner workings of the Alf Gang. Being that you have no nuts don't patronize our facility. Homemade protein shakes makes us so strong. Even though you are not a virgin, I seriously doubt you can withstand the glorious pain Alf Gang Stud dishes out to the homies. I will let Sean sex you in! Alf Gang welcomes you all to come be playfully punished!

I initiated all of them as I am the Alf Gang stud. We recently had a minor tiff in the gang but it worked out. Me and the homey Sean had beef but we squashed it. I told him he can quit the gang and get sexed back in as many times he wanted. Needless to say we are happy family now! On a side note what intrigues you so much about us? If you are interested you can cum into the inner circle tonight. I will be gentle. My mom goes to work at 9. I'll call! Alf Gang, proud lovers of milk and coooooookies!

How dare you oppose Alf Gang? When you come to visit our sperm bank bring some chopsticks. I don't wanna use my roach clip on your tiny asian eggroll. Alf Gang getting stronger than week old pepper steak!

Rastaman Vibration followed by Legend! Announcing the grand opening of Alf Gang sperm bank. We pay big $$$$$$$. Direct Deposits are gladly accepted!!!

When are people gonna realize nicki is a dike? Why else would she pull a publicity stunt ( fake Drake marriage) to show shes hetero? Alf Gang supports lesbians. More handsome hunks of men for us!

Why so bitter? Don't take problems we are having in Alf Gang out on other people! Alf Gang's purpose is to spread sunshine to all the hip hop bloggers of the world. Support Alf Gang donate to our still at home wit mama fund. They making us pay the internet and phone bills now. Dam!!!!

No thanks dude. Alf Gang is not OPENLY gay!!!! Support Alf Gang Bring your dad and little brother to swinger"s night Which begins promptly after club meeting!

First the fat boys break up now this!! Support Alf Gang. Celebrate give yo homie an enema day!!!!!

Actually funny. Sean tell yo Mom I want my glow in the dark garter belt back. Our club meetings ain't been the same without it! Alf Gang Stud! See me, envy me, love me baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fab garbage ass needs to collaberate wit these nuts. That's the only thing he can do to get spins is RnB songs? He might as well start singing like Drake. Soft ass nigga getting shot and not busting back. That ain't thuggy! At least my boy 50 out the police on his enemies. Fab tweets get more buzz than his albums! Alf Gang guideline #5- Mouthwash is good for 3 uses. Spit it in a cup and pass it to me!

All ya'll internet critics in here hating on my boy 50 need to get a life. I can't wait until he announces his allegience to Alf gang. His initiation went without a hitch. Short and sweet. Alf Gang gonna be taking thuggy to a new level! Show your Support for Alf Gang wear ya sister biking shorts to church tomorrow fellas!

I refuse to care about this shit til it hits the shelves. How the hell can I preorder some shit on i-tunes that's been on hold for 10 years? Alf Gang Guideline #4 All members must meet monthly and give each other prostate exams to reduce healthcare costs.

Mind yo business dude. You're a hetero. That ain't thuggy! Alf Gang guidline #3- You must have It's raining men as a ringtone!

Is that any way to treat one of your own? Instead of acting thggy you act like you need a huggy. My arms are waiting friend. Alf Gang guidline #2- It ain't cross dressing until you put on some makeup!