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Steve (The 24 Guy)
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Careful, Dave! The dogs from Ghostbusters are based on those squirrels!
Bacon? Really? Who expected any other kind of reaction? Haven't people seen what happens at the breakfast the buffet at their local hotel when fresh bacon is set out? Chaos! People climbing over tables! Total anarchy! On a side note, I saw Bacon-charged Squirrel Attack open for Meatloaf in the 80s.
Toggle Commented 5 days ago on WILL WE EVER LEARN? at Dave Barry's Blog
I've seen this movie - it doesn't end well.
Plot twist: The preservatives have taken over, and have been powering him for the last 10 years.
Toggle Commented 6 days ago on PROUDLY NOT DEAD YET at Dave Barry's Blog
Congrats to Ridley!
Congratulations to Sophie!
Toggle Commented May 9, 2022 on MOTHER'S DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
Well, at least one of my projects would have kept me there for years. ....I just gotta sit down and type. :-\
Toggle Commented Apr 26, 2022 on THIS IS OUR NIGHTMARE at Dave Barry's Blog
It drove away after producing a valid....yada yada yada
Toggle Commented Apr 11, 2022 on IT WANTED TO DRIVE at Dave Barry's Blog
Ah, step 6: Memories of Hurricane Andrew and of taking six garbage bags full of unripe grapefruit from the tree so we didn’t have windows smashed with projectile fruit.
"no music videos, no record contract and no Grammy nominations" yeah, but I bet The Remainders have more Pulitzer Prizes than at least some bands.
Begorrah is Irish for "perimeter"
Just the other day I was looking to replace my internationally exported incurable disease battery product vendor.
I saw Dave Barry Plastics open for the Plastic Ono Band
Toggle Commented Mar 1, 2022 on WE HAD NO IDEA at Dave Barry's Blog
oh crap.... all I send Dave is random e-mail.
Very sorry to hear this. Rest in Peace, P.J.
Toggle Commented Feb 16, 2022 on P.J. O'ROURKE at Dave Barry's Blog
I'd like "Job Titles that Shouldn't Exist, and Probably Don't" for $100, Alex
From the article: "the doctors put their fingers on the restless anal syndrome diagnosis." Yikes.
Apparently they were all dropped on their heads as children
Toggle Commented Jan 30, 2022 on FASHION UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
Around here in the middle coast we buy milk and bread before a big storm, which can be put to good use against snow of all kinds.
Some of us are just mostly dead, Qaz
Toggle Commented Jan 27, 2022 on JUSTICE BREYER IS RETIRING at Dave Barry's Blog
Pfft.... I first saw cars go airborne on I-95 in the 80s. Come to think of it, I'm not sure it was on purpose...
Toggle Commented Jan 25, 2022 on IN SLOVAKIA, ANYWAY at Dave Barry's Blog
I read through the rest of the article and saw this: “We frequently observe something that we’ve dubbed ‘the Florida turn,’ " said Terry Warnke Mayhew of Boynton Beach. “It’s when a light changes to green and the person in the far right lane cuts across two or three lanes to make a left turn.” Yep, saw that a couple of times when I first moved to S FL in 1985. Once on University at Oakland ParK, I saw someone in the far left hand turn lane (there are two at that intersection) cross in front of four lanes of traffic to turn right, and just keep going east on Oakland Park like nothing was wrong with it. I'm beginning to think all the people that drove like that back then have started coming up with new things to do on the road, just to be different than everyone else. ...It's just a good thing that we don't have Jetson's cars yet.
Toggle Commented Jan 14, 2022 on THIS IS NEWS? at Dave Barry's Blog
I still think Florida should have an automatic "came from" light in all cars driving in that state. With that, you'd know which lane the car that suddenly appeared in front of you came from.
Toggle Commented Jan 14, 2022 on THIS IS NEWS? at Dave Barry's Blog
A wise man once said: "It's a little different from the United States of America, where many of them will be coming from. We have sort of a different system of driving here. Everybody does driving - according to the law, but it's of his or her individual country of origin." I'll leave it up to you to remember who said that, but I'll give a hint: The wise man was not one of the guys present at a manager 2000 years ago. (I think).
Toggle Commented Jan 14, 2022 on THIS IS NEWS? at Dave Barry's Blog
who knew being a badger paid so well?