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There’s a silver undertone to this movie that reminds me of vintage black & white film stock. But then everything about this movie is looking to remind you of something vintage. Once again, a couple opposes a personification of evil.... Continue reading

Posted Jan 3, 2025 at Mark Twomey

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The Godfather Part II (4K UHD)

If you want to tell a good story about a man, show him fail. He can recover but there needs to be a journey into darkness. Part II of the Godfather trilogy is Michael Corleone’s journey into darkness. By the... Continue reading

Posted Dec 31, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Secret Level: Episodes 1 to 8.

While lacking a 6’ tall sword wielding heroine in boob armour riding on a flying reptile, Secret Level still gives off Heavy Metal movie vibes. This is a character driven show that has to hook you fast. Some episodes are... Continue reading

Posted Dec 12, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Like a Dragon: Yakuza. Episodes 1 to 3

Are “honourable criminals” lying to themselves? Is servitude worse than death? Less a criminal drama and more a criminal soap opera Prime Video’s Yakuza has thoughts on these questions. Focusing on four orphans, two male and two female, on the... Continue reading

Posted Oct 28, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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I commend Francis Ford Coppola for taking an idea he wanted to do for 40 years, putting his money into it and bringing it to the screen. But this is an experimental movie overstuffed with his fancies which does not... Continue reading

Posted Oct 6, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Joker: Folie à Deux

This doesn't work as a musical or a villain movie but it held my attention for most of its running time. The massive flaw in the production is that it's not supposed to be this horrific a musical. The wasted... Continue reading

Posted Oct 5, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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The Substance About 25 minutes into The Substance we're introduced to Sue. A younger version of Demi Moore's network television fitness goddess. It's a writhing in pain, blood-stained introduction. I sat there in the dark and thought to myself, "The... Continue reading

Posted Sep 15, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

A female-centric movie for the Wednesday Addams audience, this film is overstuffed and unfocused. The team seem afraid of never getting another shot at this. So, they crammed as many plot ideas as they could into the running time. Some... Continue reading

Posted Sep 7, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Terminator Zero

Terminator Zero Few sci-fi franchises are as limited as The Terminator. It’s not like it has anything novel to say about AI or humanity's hubris. Humans unknowingly reach the pinnacle of their culture and creativity. They are then sent back... Continue reading

Posted Sep 1, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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The Rings of Power: Season 2, Episodes 1 to 3

Is it better than season 1? Yes. Will it bring back the audience it lost after its meandering first season? No. The superchat farmers on YouTube say nothing has changed. But there are improvements. The issue is that this show’s... Continue reading

Posted Aug 29, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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The Crow. (2024)

This movie is cinematic depression. Not that it makes the viewer feel hopeless, worthless and low in energy. But what the audience watches is a hopeless, worthless and low energy movie. Putting aside Brandon Lee's ability to stir..feelings..in generations of... Continue reading

Posted Aug 24, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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I liked it. This is a well-made popcorn horror movie. It is not interested in big ideas. It's about tension. Alien was a movie about skilled labour in a claustrophobic jump scare-filled small space with a monster. Aliens brings in... Continue reading

Posted Aug 17, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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It isn't that this movie is terrible, it's that it gets boring. The Borderlands series is darkly irreverent. It's gory in a visceral "ewwwhhh" and laugh way. It's funny in a "well this will hurt" way. The movie has none... Continue reading

Posted Aug 8, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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An unfortunate miss. It looks too sharp in that Doctor Who/British children's TV way. The cast doesn't gel and it lacks the dark undertones of the original movie. The absence of delight and absurdity in humour drags the production down.... Continue reading

Posted Aug 5, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Batman Caped Crusader: Season 1

Bruce Timm's Batman Caped Crusader is an iteration on the Dark Deco style of his work on Batman: The Animated Series. This like that show has a villain/monster of the week format but unlike that show Gotham itself is not... Continue reading

Posted Aug 3, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Deadpool & Wolverine

Better than the ill thought out slop Marvel has been releasing but not close to the heights of the finest entries. There is no story to spoil and the villain is underwhelming. The only spoilers you need to beware of... Continue reading

Posted Jul 25, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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The good news is dumb big budget disaster movies are back. The bad news is the same as the good news. Twisters has a lot in common with the 1996 original. The plot is nonsense, the characters are paper thin... Continue reading

Posted Jul 20, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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The Boys: Season 4

With the trashed audience scores you'd be forgiven for thinking something has changed with The Boys. But the only thing that has changed is the show runner trying to distance himself from a part of his audience for his career.... Continue reading

Posted Jun 29, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Interview with the Vampire: Season 2

This is one of the better fiction series currently airing. A reworking of the novel of the same name, and drawing from Anne Rice's body of work, a wonderful sense of unease flows from the screen. This isn't a show... Continue reading

Posted Jun 20, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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This is a kids show. The plot nor the characters have any sophistication and the story operates on a level just above a 90s television sitcom. Instead of twin sisters separated at birth and reunited as teenagers it's twin sisters... Continue reading

Posted Jun 5, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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A stunt show movie as flimsy as an empty bucket of popcorn but it has a summer romantic comedy charm. It's very early 2000s in its Hollywood commentary. That kills the momentum after the first hour as it is not... Continue reading

Posted May 3, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Late Night with the Devil.

What do you want and how much do you want it? That's the question faced by the horrified guests on "Night Owls with Jack Delroy." Delroy (David Dastmalchian) has everything a successful talk show host needs. He's articulate, comfortable bantering... Continue reading

Posted Apr 21, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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The spaghetti western turns post-apocalyptic in this high-budget production of a gritty tale. We have cringe-worthy but endearing optimists. Antiheroes whose cruelty disfigures them more on the inside than radiation has on the outside. Striving zealots of gleaming order and... Continue reading

Posted Apr 11, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

This is the dumbest movie in a franchise that includes the brainless Godzilla: King of The Monsters. Kaiju fights are awesome. Everybody knows this. Even if you don't know it you do. But this movie is so dumbly dense it's... Continue reading

Posted Apr 2, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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Road House is stupid and enjoyable. I'd watch a sequel. When we first see a ripped Jake Gyllenhaal his character comes across as one of life's losers. Why this man, Elwood Dalton, with his warrior's physique is so unmoored from... Continue reading

Posted Mar 24, 2024 at Mark Twomey

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