NOT. I want to clarify that I do love myself, but there are days when I feel quite dumb, sort of. I cannot fathom the physical image I portray for months, then for months I am watching what I eat, and then for months again I block the image field... Continue reading

Yes I continued my Kegel excercise today if you are interested. I was at the cinema today. Sitting down is getting diffucult for me if it is going to be a constant reminder to squeeze those muscles! And by the way I also skipped today but after about 20 jumps... Continue reading

I was inspired by a friend's niece to take up skipping. She is about 15 I think, and has no problems as big as my ass, but she did say 15 minutes a day was firming her hips and possibly reducing them. So when I went to Asda, I accidentally... Continue reading

Two things happened. Three, I should say. First, I haven't been here ages, which is reflecting very badly on my so-called attempt to get blog-famous.(Please start following me and give me hope, I might have nicer things to say in the future!) Second, I forgot even where I was blogging!... Continue reading

Our house is like it has no walls. In reality, of course it does, but it feels like anyone can look in at us whenever they like. And so when you are doing something wrong, and are trying to be sneaky about it, thats precisely when it seems that you... Continue reading

A Question on Yahoo Answers: 'In the US, I'm used to a hotel providing a bath towel, a hand towel and a washcloth in the room. Now I'm in England and all the give me is the two towels but no washcloth, even though they provide soap. Was I supposed... Continue reading

Don't go on if you think this is about history. This is actually about periods, and yes okay it's the history of periods, but dating back only to my adoescence, I'm afraid! When I was in year 7, I was merely 10 years old. I was practically a baby, in... Continue reading

'Mom,' says Sean, 'Do you remember you used to give Pui milk from your tummy?' I roll my eyes. Why does he remember?! And that's nothing, really. If you live with Sean, you will see what it's all about! 'Mom,' he begins, sounding soulful already, 'Do you remember when I... Continue reading

The Knob! 'That's my support. I am being held by it!', said Cameron, as he locked his hand over my breast under my top. I chuckled. It was kind of true. If it weren't for my boob, he actually could fall off the bed, as I was not giving him... Continue reading