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Posted Feb 4, 2011 at that guy over there...

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To My Dearest Darling Scarlette, I wanted you to know a few things which depending on when you read this I may have already told you 1,000,000 times. 1. WOW 2. Move your hand! 3. I love your breasts without... Continue reading

Posted Jan 11, 2011 at that guy over there...

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nancy pelosi listens to me...

the other day former speaker nacy pelosi made so jackass comment tooting the horns of the democrats that were kindly asked to play hide and go fuck yourselves us last november. she tagged it with "#priorities." i thought she should... Continue reading

Posted Jan 8, 2011 at that guy over there...

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just isn't christmas without this song...

Posted Dec 24, 2010 at that guy over there...

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hit by a cab...

well almost. what's fucking nuts about this story is that for all the jaywalking, crossing in the middle of the street, and general assholery i commit while walking around the city, on this particular night i waited for the light,... Continue reading

Posted Dec 12, 2010 at that guy over there...

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a love poem...

if you and me could be together the world would be a beautiful place full of hope and joy lacking pain and hate but since we can't it'd be really nice if we could fuck on the side every now... Continue reading

Posted Dec 5, 2010 at that guy over there...

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Brightness down, several Set CPU profiles, and when I'm really hurting for battery 4G, Data Syncing, and all the things that make me love my phone get the boot.

Commented Nov 26, 2010 on Win a Seidio Innocell 3500mAh battery and Innocase Extended Rugged Holster Combo for your HTC EVO at Good and EVO

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"d" as in what...?

i love delivery guys... delivery guy: i have delivery. me: where to sir? delivery guy: 9D me: 9D? delivery guy: D as like perro. Continue reading

Posted Nov 20, 2010 at that guy over there...

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quickie: my gramps on ernie johnson...

so ernie johnson is calling the alcs on tbs and my grandfather is not a fan of his. this is because ernie johnson sucks at calling baseball. i think he's normally tbs' basketball guy. i bet he's good at that.... Continue reading

Posted Oct 20, 2010 at that guy over there...

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30 days of truth: the prelude...

since i've been entirely shitty at keeping this site updated (though totally not shitty in paying to keep it existing) i figured i'd try this little exercise which i saw here. he saw it here and here and said those... Continue reading

Posted Oct 16, 2010 at that guy over there...

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the social network...

hi everybody! so it's been another fairly long while. at this rate this stupid lil blog will only be good for a barely mediocre post a month. that's not to say life has been mediocre, it's been great. i've even... Continue reading

Posted Oct 5, 2010 at that guy over there...

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(retiring old flying post. testing typepad quick...

(retiring old flying post. testing typepad quick compose. let's see how this works together...) so, as we all know, i'm pretty paranoid of flying. thing is i'm not certain what the worst part about flying is... the interminable thought that... Continue reading

Posted Sep 9, 2010 at that guy over there...

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i love my brother...

(pic later. maybe. i have to mow the lawn.) so i'm going to virginia next week to pre celebrate my god daughter's birthday. i mentioned to my brother my flight was at a certain time. then when it apparently got... Continue reading

Posted Sep 2, 2010 at that guy over there...

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(really) quick convo since it's been so long...

guy: my lighter. he took my lighter. that idiot took my lighter and left? me: man, give him a break. his dad just died guy: then his dad doesn't need my lighter. i need to fucking smoke. Continue reading

Posted Aug 23, 2010 at that guy over there...

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conversations...

it's been busy here at the building and quiet in life so there hasn't been much to say here. here are some conversations i've had over the last few days... delivery driver: sorry man, i can't read. me: no problem,... Continue reading

Posted Jul 7, 2010 at that guy over there...

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gay wins straight 200 meter race...

this was on espn last month (may 16 according to the screenshot). as it turns out, the actual story was some guy named gay won a straight track 200 meter race, but i enjoyed the headline all the same. we... Continue reading

Posted Jun 27, 2010 at that guy over there...

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kick your inner asshole's ass...

this post is replacing a completely uninteresting post on jean diapers. it won't necessarily be interesting but it is a good cause type thing. consider it a "very special episode" of thatguyoverthere (don't worry, arnold and dudley will be safe... Continue reading

Posted Jun 20, 2010 at that guy over there...

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wait...what?

we've had scaffolding around the building for the better part of 9 months. it's finally coming down, slowly. today a resident walked in and asked "is the scaffolding going up or coming down?" yes, he really did. Continue reading

Posted Jun 15, 2010 at that guy over there...

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all sorts of random...

so i've decided i really like girls. not that it was ever in doubt, but they're really pretty and they smell good. even the not so pretty ones tend to smell good. but really, are there many things in life... Continue reading

Posted Jun 6, 2010 at that guy over there...

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one of these days i'll get around to producing content for this damn place...

while we wait for that to happen here's me with one of the funniest people alive jim norton. if he's in your town you're doing yourself a disservice to not go see him. if he's not in your town you... Continue reading

Posted Jun 4, 2010 at that guy over there...

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my favourite part of work...

ya know what my favourite part of work is? it's when people ask if they can use the bathroom. not so much like the guy last week, who was a dick, but like the guy right now who was polite.... Continue reading

Posted May 22, 2010 at that guy over there...

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it's not hard to answer a direct question...

when i ask any of my friends the rhetorical question "ya know what i hate?" they'll usually shoot back "everything and everyone?" to which i reply "besides that." it's a fun one act play that underscores the fact that life... Continue reading

Posted May 19, 2010 at that guy over there...

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i've stopped being interesting, here's a you tube vid...

i've got nothing. i've tried and there's nothing. it's been a while so in order to have content i will post a youtube video. i generally hate doing this, but will make an exception because otherwise i will have posted... Continue reading

Posted May 15, 2010 at that guy over there...

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dear bed, fuck you...

(on train. pics and spell check later. maybe. hopefully this doesn't post in triplicate like last time.) my alarm clock is on the other side of my room. there's a very good reason for this. way back when, i realized... Continue reading

Posted May 3, 2010 at that guy over there...

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well, i hope your bro and his pals conqur those who would come between them and victory and defeat their opponents soundly. without selling out there would be no rock stars (= as a country music novice, what's real country music as opposed to rascal flatts? i like that "i love this bar" song by, well, whoever sings it.

Commented Apr 27, 2010 on friday part 1: leaving the game... at that guy over there...

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