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Hi there! 1). We live in Granada Hills, CA., outside of Los Angeles 2) We have 2 children; a girl 3yo and a boy 6yo 3) Our routine is fairly simple. I work from home and prepare the kids for their day around 6:30am. I take the boy to school and then the girl and I split our day between my writing and her playing. I might be a bit boring, actually. :)

Commented Apr 28, 2014 on "Monday Mornings" is Hitting the Road! at Mommy Shorts

Ilana, you are the QUEEN of new trends (baby mugging baby mugging baby mugging) but I saw my local tv reporter do this. :( Not with the pizazz that you give it though.

Commented May 2, 2013 on The Secret to Eating a Cupcake at Mommy Shorts

I'll be eating Lime n Chili Jingos off Ryan Reynolds hard abs and then jump out of a helicopter.

Commented Sep 6, 2012 on Are You Up for a Cracker Challenge? at Mommy Shorts

Brother, Mom forgot to put Snack Packs in our lunch again.. YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS NOW?!?!

Commented Jun 20, 2012 on School Picture Caption Contest at Mommy Shorts

As much as I hate that you were sick with the "hangover that didn't involve fun alcohol and won't go away!", big congrats to you and Mike and Mazzy. :) really really

Commented Jun 14, 2012 on What Do Snooki, Gisele and I Have in Common? at Mommy Shorts

Adorable, as usual. I mean Mazzy more than the glasses. My daughter just got her first Uggs and refuses to take them off. I believe you should start a series on Cool Kids. I'll send pictures :)

Commented Apr 4, 2012 on The Cool Kids at Mommy Shorts

Oh boy. I mean, girl. I grew up w 7 brothers. If I wore a dress it was for church. My poor mother. This explains why the first time I got my eyebrows waxed, I was 30.

Commented Mar 27, 2012 on When Did the Tomboy Arrive? at Mommy Shorts

Please keep telling your adorable Mazzy stories! and Maffles are pretty melicious!

Commented Mar 13, 2012 on Maffles are Melicious at Mommy Shorts

Nope. You about covered it. They better be released by Christmas.

Commented Mar 7, 2012 on We're Gonna Make a Mint... at BloggingDangerously

It adjusts the airflow based on the environment so you don't have to adjust it yourself?? I NEED THIS BEAUTIFUL MACHINE!! Living near a freeway, our house is so dusty and the air filters in the house are awful with filth. Please oh please oh please. Off to tweet!!

Commented Mar 5, 2012 on Is That an Air Purifier in Your Bedroom, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? at Mommy Shorts

Omg! Omg! Omg!! I can't speak I'm too busy ohmygawding!!!

Commented Feb 29, 2012 on Porn for Moms of Toddlers at Mommy Shorts

I couldn't love you more. :) Can I have my own of Matthew Fox saying he'll clean the week old supply cups found in my toddler's bed? I'll pay good money.

Commented Feb 27, 2012 on Porn for Moms of Toddlers at Mommy Shorts

Of course you wanted to swing on that vine...and not fall. And then share with the rest of us. That what we blogger-slash-adventurers do but... if there wasn't a pic, did it happen?? :)

Commented Feb 22, 2012 on All the Leaves Are Brown, Let's Smell Them! at This Full House

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When my water broke, the hospital said on the phone that it could still be a while but head on in. My mom drove me and we stopped at McDonalds at 10:20, minutes before breakfast ends. It was taking forever so she did what any excited future grandma would.. "Will you hurry up?? My daughter is in labor RIGHT now!!" My labor lasted 22 hours. I blame the McDonald's food. Hope the coffee at the bodega was worth it ;)

Commented Dec 8, 2011 on The Day Mazzy Was Born at Mommy Shorts

I'll only vote if I get one. Just kidding! Honestly, as much as I like the ones with you all as a family, the one of just Mazzy running is my favorite. It shows her spirit and having fun. It's just a sweet sweet photo.

Commented Dec 7, 2011 on Is There a Toddler Wrangler At This Shoot? at Mommy Shorts

A party!! I'll bring the name tags to wear!!

Commented Dec 4, 2011 on Introducing "The Mommy Shorts Hour": My First Twitter Party at Mommy Shorts

T: I won that hose squirting contest fair and square!! B: Sore loser.

Commented Nov 29, 2011 on Caption Contest at Mommy Shorts

Score on the phone, Ilana. Glad your birthday rocked! Oh and that pepper spraying? Happened down the way from our house. Good times.

Commented Nov 28, 2011 on A Very Manhattan Thanksgiving at Mommy Shorts

So perfect.

Commented Nov 23, 2011 on Thanksgiving Turkey at Crappy Pictures

The worst gift I ever received was a birthday card at a job as they were letting me go. They couldn't afford me anymore but wanted to still wish me a happy birthday. So f-ing thoughtful. Who gets fired for their birthday? Hope this gives me karmic points to possibly win this prize to spend it all. On. Me!!

Commented Nov 22, 2011 on Win a $300 Shopping Spree for My Birthday at Mommy Shorts

I would've picked the biggest pumpkin too. Good job, Mazzy.

Commented Oct 27, 2011 on The Importance of Pumpkin Selection at Mommy Shorts

Oh geez. I hate your sister too. Fast forward 5 months and I'm gonna be bawling my eyes out.

Commented Oct 3, 2011 on Bye Bye Rock-A-Bye Baby at Mommy Shorts

Its so hard to compete with this group. On a related note, can we all get drunk together? I'll drive ;)

Commented Sep 16, 2011 on Caption Contest Winner at Mommy Shorts

That kid is on to something.....

Commented Sep 13, 2011 on Caption Contest at Mommy Shorts

Love this contest. Love you Ilana for creating it. I'm looking forward to the next one and hope Alison is judging on that one too. She is so worthy! ( she's my first commenter too. I think it's the time difference and her lack of sleep.)

Commented Sep 10, 2011 on Baby Celebrity Lookalikes: Judgment Day at Mommy Shorts