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Hi there! 1). We live in Granada Hills, CA., outside of Los Angeles 2) We have 2 children; a girl 3yo and a boy 6yo 3) Our routine is fairly simple. I work from home and prepare the kids for their day around 6:30am. I take the boy to school and then the girl and I split our day between my writing and her playing. I might be a bit boring, actually. :)
Ilana, you are the QUEEN of new trends (baby mugging baby mugging baby mugging) but I saw my local tv reporter do this. :( Not with the pizazz that you give it though.
Toggle Commented May 2, 2013 on The Secret to Eating a Cupcake at Mommy Shorts
I'll be eating Lime n Chili Jingos off Ryan Reynolds hard abs and then jump out of a helicopter.
Brother, Mom forgot to put Snack Packs in our lunch again.. YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS NOW?!?!
Toggle Commented Jun 20, 2012 on School Picture Caption Contest at Mommy Shorts
As much as I hate that you were sick with the "hangover that didn't involve fun alcohol and won't go away!", big congrats to you and Mike and Mazzy. :) really really
Adorable, as usual. I mean Mazzy more than the glasses. My daughter just got her first Uggs and refuses to take them off. I believe you should start a series on Cool Kids. I'll send pictures :)
Toggle Commented Apr 4, 2012 on The Cool Kids at Mommy Shorts
Oh boy. I mean, girl. I grew up w 7 brothers. If I wore a dress it was for church. My poor mother. This explains why the first time I got my eyebrows waxed, I was 30.
Toggle Commented Mar 27, 2012 on When Did the Tomboy Arrive? at Mommy Shorts
Please keep telling your adorable Mazzy stories! and Maffles are pretty melicious!
Toggle Commented Mar 13, 2012 on Maffles are Melicious at Mommy Shorts
Nope. You about covered it. They better be released by Christmas.
Toggle Commented Mar 7, 2012 on We're Gonna Make a Mint... at BloggingDangerously
It adjusts the airflow based on the environment so you don't have to adjust it yourself?? I NEED THIS BEAUTIFUL MACHINE!! Living near a freeway, our house is so dusty and the air filters in the house are awful with filth. Please oh please oh please. Off to tweet!!
Omg! Omg! Omg!! I can't speak I'm too busy ohmygawding!!!
Toggle Commented Feb 29, 2012 on Porn for Moms of Toddlers at Mommy Shorts
I couldn't love you more. :) Can I have my own of Matthew Fox saying he'll clean the week old supply cups found in my toddler's bed? I'll pay good money.
Toggle Commented Feb 27, 2012 on Porn for Moms of Toddlers at Mommy Shorts
Of course you wanted to swing on that vine...and not fall. And then share with the rest of us. That what we blogger-slash-adventurers do but... if there wasn't a pic, did it happen?? :)
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When my water broke, the hospital said on the phone that it could still be a while but head on in. My mom drove me and we stopped at McDonalds at 10:20, minutes before breakfast ends. It was taking forever so she did what any excited future grandma would.. "Will you hurry up?? My daughter is in labor RIGHT now!!" My labor lasted 22 hours. I blame the McDonald's food. Hope the coffee at the bodega was worth it ;)
Toggle Commented Dec 8, 2011 on The Day Mazzy Was Born at Mommy Shorts
I'll only vote if I get one. Just kidding! Honestly, as much as I like the ones with you all as a family, the one of just Mazzy running is my favorite. It shows her spirit and having fun. It's just a sweet sweet photo.
A party!! I'll bring the name tags to wear!!
T: I won that hose squirting contest fair and square!! B: Sore loser.
Toggle Commented Nov 29, 2011 on Caption Contest at Mommy Shorts
Score on the phone, Ilana. Glad your birthday rocked! Oh and that pepper spraying? Happened down the way from our house. Good times.
Toggle Commented Nov 28, 2011 on A Very Manhattan Thanksgiving at Mommy Shorts
So perfect.
Toggle Commented Nov 23, 2011 on Thanksgiving Turkey at Crappy Pictures
The worst gift I ever received was a birthday card at a job as they were letting me go. They couldn't afford me anymore but wanted to still wish me a happy birthday. So f-ing thoughtful. Who gets fired for their birthday? Hope this gives me karmic points to possibly win this prize to spend it all. On. Me!!
I would've picked the biggest pumpkin too. Good job, Mazzy.
Toggle Commented Oct 27, 2011 on The Importance of Pumpkin Selection at Mommy Shorts
Oh geez. I hate your sister too. Fast forward 5 months and I'm gonna be bawling my eyes out.
Toggle Commented Oct 3, 2011 on Bye Bye Rock-A-Bye Baby at Mommy Shorts
Its so hard to compete with this group. On a related note, can we all get drunk together? I'll drive ;)
Toggle Commented Sep 16, 2011 on Caption Contest Winner at Mommy Shorts
That kid is on to something.....
Toggle Commented Sep 13, 2011 on Caption Contest at Mommy Shorts
Love this contest. Love you Ilana for creating it. I'm looking forward to the next one and hope Alison is judging on that one too. She is so worthy! ( she's my first commenter too. I think it's the time difference and her lack of sleep.)