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Tim Ellis
Melbourne, Australia
Interests: mini-golf, movies, WWE wrestling, magic, heelys
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And foolinshly, and mainly because Telstra were so incredibly rude to me when I went to buy a new mobile phone in October 2018, I switched my mobile to Optus... but my phone could not send MMS for some reason... and so began my 6 month saga of trying to communicate with Optus and their "tech support" as they constantly had me doing the same tests over and over again as if I was in a bizarre episode of 'The IT Crowd'. In the end I contacted the Telecommunications Ombudsman and they called Optus, Optus called me and said they would fix my MMS issue immediately. The next day it was fixed.. for about two weeks. Then an Optus Tech contacted me (apparently THIS was the immediate fix promised by the Optus rep). He wanted me to do all the same tests at my end I had done dozens of times over the past 6 months. I explained my MMS had been working without me doing anything so it was clearly an issue at their end. The Optus rep called me again. Told me that if I refused to co-operate with their testing then there was nothing they could do to help me. I explained that my MMS had worked for two weeks after last we spoke and she said it was nothing to do with Optus... just a weird coincidence... so she would release me from my contract and refund my handset fees as long as I returned the phone in good condition. A week later I got a post paid bag to return the phone to Optus in... but no paperwork outlining the agreed terms from release from the contract or anything. They just expect me to post the phone back to them... I contacted Optus via their FB page (nothing else works) and was told After two weeks of trying to contact Optus unsuccesfully I wrote to the TIO again explaining my situation was still unresolved. They wrote back this morning saying that, due to an extremely high number of complaints, they could not even assign me a case officer for at least seven weeks! And so it goes on....
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It should have been a simple matter. They take my address and mail my glasses back to me... but no, this is Qantas, that's way too easy. Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2018 at Magic Unlimited
I haven't used this blog is quite some time however the events of the last few days have prompted me to speak out. You may have read about the magician/comedian Andy Gross who allegedly sexually assaulted a female audience member... Continue reading
Posted Aug 22, 2018 at Magic Unlimited
Optus just emailed me. (August 10) They are giving me what I asked for as compensation (2 months free rental) but have NO INTEREST in addressing the issues that caused the problem (me not be able to communicate with them). To add salt to the wound, the email they sent comes from [email protected]
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I haven't written on this blog for sometime now - most of my ongoing exploits as a magician can be found in the NEWS section at http://www.timellismagic.com/ However, this blog still has quite an archive of stories - especially complaints... Continue reading
Posted Jul 29, 2017 at Magic Unlimited
People have been reporting Midcity TV Repairs to Consumer Affairs for over ten years now and Consumer Affairs (it would appear) does nothing. I guess their message may be "Rip off your customers if you want, we won't interfere." I'm afraid we are at a loss. All we can do is spread the word about this company and encourage customers to go elsewhere.
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So what DOES it take to win a GOT TALENT show? In Britain, after magician Jamie Raven came second to a performing dog last year, another magician has just taken out the top prize. Last week 25 year old amateur... Continue reading
Posted Jun 1, 2016 at Magic Unlimited
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So on Monday May 9 a guy reversed his car into mine while I was stationary. He said he would have his insurance company call me and sort it out. By Friday May 14 I hadn't heard from them so... Continue reading
Posted May 22, 2016 at Magic Unlimited
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Paul Daniels has left us - but his legacy will remain. We pay tribute with some of his classic routines for you to watch and enjoy. You'll like them...not a lot, but you'll like them. CLICK HERE FOR THE TRIBUTE Continue reading
Posted Mar 18, 2016 at Magic Unlimited
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Here is a very unique opportunity to get up close and personal with one of the most influential magicians today, creator of The Illusionists 1903, Mark Kalin... and it's free! Mark will be interviewed by President of The Australian Institute... Continue reading
Posted Dec 22, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
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Regular readers know I am NOT a fan of MAGIC MAKERS - the magic manufacturing company that seems to profit by copying other people's creations. When HEALED & SEALED came out, they brought out CRUSHED & CURED COLA and claimed... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
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My wifi has been playing up. It seems to reset itself or something because frequently I have to manually reconnect my notebook, and my printer keeps going offline as does my Akruto sync that keeps my phone and computer talking... Continue reading
Posted Sep 29, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
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Magic and the internet certainly make strange bedfellows. Magic is known by it's desire to keep secrets, whereas the 'net is all about spreading information at lightning speed. It only took 12 hours from the time David Blaine performed the... Continue reading
Posted Sep 16, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
There is a definite art to capturing "magic" in a single still photograph. Over the last 42 years I have had some success with professional art photographers like Tashkah and Jonathon Pearlman and some... slightly less successful images trying to... Continue reading
Posted Aug 12, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
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What the Oscars are to movies, the Emmys are to television and the Tonys are to theatre, the Paulies are to magic's hairdressing industry. Named after the great Paul Daniels who is best known for his penchant for hairpieces (here... Continue reading
Posted Aug 3, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
When you have designers with stunning portfolios like this https://www.fiverr.com/design_line36/design-an-eye-catching-logo-with-free-revisions?context=adv.cat_3.subcat_49&context_type=rating&pos=3&funnel=b3d3df9c-749e-43da-872d-008ff6f56e54 offering to design THAT type of logo for $5... and you end up with the rubbish we were sold.. of course you would be disappointed! They gave quality examples and delivered rubbish, regardless of the price they charge.
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With the internet, SMS, tweets, texting, MMS, mobile phones... it's getting so easy to communicate with anyone, anywhere, at anytime. Unless they happen to be a communication company... like Optus. A month or so ago I noticed Optus advertising a... Continue reading
Posted May 18, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
In 2006 the US Government approved the use of firefighting foam to kill chickens en masse in the case of an outbreak of bird flu http://www.nbcnews.com/id/15590706/ns/health-infectious_diseases/t/foam-approved-kill-chickens-pandemic/ Now the use of foam to kill chickens quickly and cheaply ("mass depopulation" they... Continue reading
Posted May 13, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
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The Melbourne Magic Festival is back from June 29 to July 11 at the Northcote Town Hall and already several shows have SOLD OUT! THE MAD HATTER in RETURN TO WONDERLAND has SOLD OUT for Tuesday June 30 and Friday... Continue reading
Posted May 5, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
The Melbourne Magic Festival is back for it's 8th year, bigger and better than ever at the Northcote Town Hall. I'm doing several shows this year but the one generating the most buzz is my Poker Show - FULL HOUSE... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
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More out of curiosity than anything, I decided to give the website FIVERR.COM a try. I thought it might be fun to see what other graphic designers could come up with as a new logo for The Melbourne Magic Festival.... Continue reading
Posted Mar 3, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
Last week I got an unsolicited email from an SEO company - you know the sort, "We can improve your web rankings on Google". The thing that stood out for me was the fact that this company, CELLSIX listed their... Continue reading
Posted Mar 2, 2015 at Magic Unlimited
LOL - On their new website they offer free quotes!! In the FAQ it says "Do I need to bring my TV to you?" Only if you require a free quote, otherwise, we can offer free pickup and delivery within the metro area of Melbourne and surrounding suburbs (service fee applies). A FREE pick up service where a SERVICE FEE applies???!!!
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I recommend that you contact Consumer Affairs, draw their attention to this blog and point out they have been doing business in this way of at least the last 6 years. They must be shut down.
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