PS I believe its time to take the bag off my head. PHINS UP!!!!!!!

Fuck the Jets!!!!! I had Miami +115. I hope Tanny is OK. I also enjoyed Incognito blowing kisses to the Jets sideline. It made my cock ridiculously hard.

WOW!!!! That was fucking hot! Was my Lubriderm? It's whackey time! BIM!!!!!

From what I've been reading it sounds like GM Ginger McFuckFace is doing a good job! Amazing!!! Maybe he pulled the horseshoe and hundreds of four leaf clovers out his ass and is using them for good luck. Just maybe there is hope for 2012! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!

I'm upset now but will start rooting for Tannehill tomorrow. Of all the first round picks, we got the only one not expected to contribute from day one. YIPPIE!!!!!!! We have a wide receiver who is expected to be a future Pro Bowl quarterback. YIPPIE!!!!!! At least we won something tonight. Most masturbated to entourage member of the night. YIPPIE!!!!!! After seeing all the fat and hideous women on TV tonight, I'm proud of Ryan for having a hot wife. Where's my Lubriderm? Fuck this franchise!!!!! Phins up 2012!!!!!

I don't think the Ginger GM will take Tannehill at 8. We all know he doesn't like to overpay for a guy. Last year three QBs were drafted before expected, Ponder, Gabbert and Locker. I don't want to be here next year bitching about an over drafted guy like Gabbert. If we can trade down and get Tannehill later, I'll be happy. However I believe anything we do the in next few days will continue our beloved mediocrity. GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

Ross is a bussiness genius even if he is a creepy gargoyle looking motherfucker. I think he's stealing a page from Major League and making his final push at driving away all the fans so that he can move the Dolphins to Los Angeles. Boom!!!! Franchise instantly worth more money in the giant LA market. Fuck Miami and us fans!!!! Stephen Ross, business genius!

Shouldn't the caption in the above photo be "Come at me, Bra"? I think Moore can give Flynn pretty good competition, so I hope we don't give him a big contract that we won't be able to get out of next year. Because Ross will again promise us a new QB that he will inevitable fail in delivering. Let's face it. We all love a shitty to mediocre football team!!!!!

That's exactly what would happen. Zombie Dolphin fans, Gator fans and cougars will overflow our stadium. Ross will make tons of money and the team will suck cock! What a bright future we have! I'm gonna finish this bottle of rum and fist my own ass to make myself feel better.

Being a Dolphins fan the last couple years, or decade, is like receiving a blowjob and having a few fingers slide into your asshole. Only minus the blowjob. Maybe Ireland has a master plan to acquire every pick in the third round the next couple of years. Then we will be great!!!!!

Well if we don't get Manning and company now, we might as well trade everybody left for four leaf clovers, pots o gold, shoe repair equipment, a dozen penis pumps and a truck load of sun block.

That's all fine and dandy that mama Manning raised Peyton to be a nice man but if I'm not there who's gonna find out if she's a whore? Jeff "Corky" Ireland

I've given up! We're bound to suck forever! I see all these recruiting meetings (Harbaugh, Fisher & Manning) going like those awkward meetings at junior high school dances everywhere between the attractive girl and the socially inept nerdy kid. Girl (every player or coach we want) feels bad for goofy bastard (Ross & Corky Thatcher) and approaches him. Says something nice and kid starts drooling uncontrollably, stutters and starts dry humping her leg. FUCK YOU ROSS AND CORKY!!!! PS Can you guys start using pictures of Corky from Life Goes On instead of Jeffy Ireland? 1) They look eerily similar 2) They both have the same exact ability to run a football team and finally 3) The name of the TV show is of great advice to us long suffering Dolphins fans

After watching Ross and Ireland fucking up the Harbaugh and Fisher courting, I don't believe those two fuck ups should be allowed near Manning. Send in Shula, Marino and JT!!!! God I hope this works out and we have our first real QB since DAN!!!!!!!!

I'm pitching a tent and there's no Kate Upton photos in sight. Could it be we will be contenders in the near future? God I hope so! 2012, year of the goose necked Dolphins!!!!!

"I'm still undefeated in February," quipped General Manager Jeff Ireland, who took the ceremonial coin. Well hopefully that means something other than coin flips one day, cock sucker! So hey

Is heavily drinking beforehand and during encouraged?

Isn't Weeden the same age as Philbin? He spent five years in the minor leagues. I'd prefer a young stud that can spead his seeds across south Florida for the next 15 years.

Very lovely visual indeed! I've been stroking my schlong since I read it. But now the real question is Regina willing for ATM with the goalpost? That's how you can identify a keeper.

Who says the Dolphins are bad at drafting? Tedd Ginn Jr missed yesterdays NFC Championship game with a knee injury and this was the sole reason that the 49ers are not going to the Super Bowl! In retrospect, the Dolphins are draft geniuses! He was well worth the 9th pick of the 2007 draft! I hope management can dig deep and find this years Tedd Ginn Jr with the 8th or 9th pick! Oh how the future is looking bright for Miami. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!