This is a wonderful pieces what you have written, Jason. Sadly, the very poor and shaky images at the bottom is unlikely to gain yous many extra jobs... Whereas, my writings always advertises my writings skills - your pikchurs should do the same.

Oh my goodness me. I have no idea what a human/Scottish hybrid is capable of. Has it ever been successfully bred before?

Great title - more work needed. Try to pad it out in length a little.

Be careful what you wish for.

This is, quite possibly, the most beautiful story I have ever read. I laughed, I smiled, I frowned and finally cried with all the despair of a young baby deprived of mother's milk and offered Tizer® in exchange - and although preferring the Tizer® being unable to accept it because it did not offer the correct and needful combination of vitamins and minerals previously supplied in the milk - and faced with the misery of effectively having nothing to drink, wondering how it was going to source a credible replacement, yet having no real idea where to even start on such a quest - being only a young baby and therefore relatively unskilled in unilateral nutritional problem solving. I hope I've made myself clear.

Special, how? I know your mind is special...that much is obvious. Your /brain/ being special is a different pan of kangaroo entirely.