I enjoyed the story about the placement of the statue next to the snack bar. The scariest thing though is that the Met has the gall to charge $4 for a cup of coffee. How about locking up some museum types in a tower and recreating the statue? Now there's an idea... Recreating horrific art scenes with museum curators. Guernica. The Scream. Some other stuff I can't think of right now but I'm sure some smart people could. We tape it and put it on Bravo. Reality TV for the art set! Watch lots of people dressed in black eat themselves in an orgy of artistic devotion!