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..oh, wait. No there's this: "Put that garrulous old man on a Geritol drip stat!" O.K., this time I'm out.
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Heard a great line on the Huckabee show last night: "The Dems had problems with both candidates. One would not look up and the other one would not shut up!" ..that's all I got. Sorry.
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..in the interest of full disclosure, I went on a rant on HG (Hot Air) about financial reporters wherein I opined that the only one that I watch is FBN's Gerri Willis -- and then I turn down the sound and..well..just watch. The tag was my wondering if she owned a similar garment. This later spread to a post/thread about Claire McCaskill and, as they say the rest is history. I am currently seeking help, however. But while I am at it, how about you? No, (I didn't really mean that!) Wait! The men in white coats are at the front door. Gotta scoot!
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Hmmmmm.. ..I wonder if HE owns a leather bustier?
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Hmmmmmm.. ..I wonder if she owns a leather bustier?
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..I am *ahem* coming around to your way of thinking, sync. I tried screwing in the light bulb and it was a shocking experience.
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"How do you say 'ignorant, pompous dickhead' in Polish?" ..er..ahm.."dichheadski pomposki ignoramouski"? "Ignorancka nadęty szef penis"? I dunno. Now can a couple of you get a ladder and help screw in this ceiling light?
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..oh what a cheery holiday this is turning out to be!
Toggle Commented Dec 19, 2011 on Exclusive! Kim Jong-Il Death Photo at Big Hairy News
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"Obamas Again Take Separate Jets To Vacation" Hey, Scooter and assembled honored masses, I am all over this like white on rice as they used to say in Saigon. In a cheap, shameless, blog-whoring reference, palpably stinking of desperation and yearning for the self-aggrandizement and approval I so gravely need, I humbly submit the following URL: http://warplanner.blogspot.com/2011/12/pantload-vacay-redux.html ..and add the advisory that this little sojourn by the limp-wristed, hatchet-assed socialist metro-sexual and his grasping, greedy, tone-deaf, moose-bottomed significant other has run the tab for these Two Tickets to Paradise to up over $4 millions.
Toggle Commented Dec 19, 2011 on News News News! at Big Hairy News
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..I'm lovin' me some some of this! (No, I'm lovin' me *all* of this!)
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..the guy's so skillful, he can make himself look like Mr T.
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Scooter.. ..sorry for being a stranger here. I was abducted by a roving herd of gerbils and sold into slavery. (Don't start, I am in no mood.) Anyway, I love your new undercover Zuccotti Park skulk series. As I read this narrative, the voice of that fruity guy in the Expedia commercial keeps ringing in my head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc9dlyk62qk "..ooooh! Major 'wow' factor.."
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..late to the dance on this one and clueless as usual (me), but I hear tell that the FBI raided Solyndra to impound the documents and keep them out of Issa's hands.
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Scooter, jainphx, and Geezmom: thanks for visiting my digs. I plugged you all pretty hard and have instructed my friends to play nice with you. Please let me know if they misbehave and I will see to it that they stay in line: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U T.W.P.
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LATE TO THE DANCE DEPARTMENT: Scooter, I'm guessing that the Anal Lube in the picture with B&E is photo-shopped or is The Children's Television Workshop coming out with YET ANOTHER product line to sell?
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"Hey, I think I finally found my dream job! Where's that wig?" ..I think you left it in the same place you left your fish nets, Scooter. (The WP *never* forgets.) By the way, By the way, you had me going for a moment with Hangun Wang, you sly dog, you!
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Still delusional after all these years, eh, Ben? Typical of the drek you write is an old 2008 column: Bush is a lame duck president, no question about it. He has only a couple of months left, and has no serious sway with his party any more. The economic mess is something that requires new leadership, and it is of vital urgency that Bush gets out of the way. Perhaps Bush could do one decent thing in his presidency: Resign, and walk away gracefully. His legacy can't get any worse, and he may do himself a favor by putting the country in front of his ego. His sins will not be forgiven, but he will be remembered less harshly for the abomination his presidency has represented. ..funny thing is you could change "Bush" to "Obama" and make the column relevant today. What say, fool?
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Scooter and friends, Do you get sense that we will all be missing this come January 21st, 2013? ..no, neither do I.
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First.. ..seriously, thank you for the link. This is just flabbergasting!
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Forgive her, Scooter, they were all out of Hellman's at the Ralph's and she was *ahem* having a bad hair day.. (Debbie Blabbermounth-Schitz: the gift that keeps on giving.)
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Got him beat, Scooter. The whole office (even the Kool-Aid sucking libturds) were on the floor guffawing at that one.
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War Planner is now following WXRGina
Jul 21, 2011
..well, Gina, I endured a self-imposed ban of more than 15 minutes. Suitably chastened, I am returned.
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..again, apropos of nothing and I apologise for the coarseness of this, but I am reminded of the famous Castro District pickup line, "Hi there! Push in your stool?" Oh, I am gonna pay for that!
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Tangential doggerel: There once was a homo from Khartoum Who took a lesbo up to his room They argued all night About who had the right To do what And with which And to whom.
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