Oh bali I have a feeling they could ride all night, no problemo!

I especially like the option: "Click on image to enlarge"

My eyes are suddenly healed!

I was so totally distrubed watching the Distrubing Video, I mean Minni being felt up was so disturbing and Goofing humping Chip...Oh my eyes! I'm disturbed for life...

Ah, specifics and details...pfffft! Sawwy, I wouldn't live in Miami if you paid me a trillion bazillion dongs.

I adore that word...peni, not sure why, maybe envy.

Depends on where you live Ford...I'm sure its 5oclock somewhere, here have a bowl of compost...smells kinda like oatmeal.

Stupid Californians, trying to have sex with arms. HELLO! Wrong body part!

*snork* Punkin, *ewwww* on Ted

My hunch, the two goonies were p.o'd the two girlies didn't follow through with their gesture.

I'm a vegetarian Punkin, I chew the meat then spit it out. BTW, you shore make damn good rolls!

How bout some cheese grits? I can cut the cheese real well.

Yes but, *whine* it keeps making me do it EVERY TIME I try to post...and I am not saying any bad werds.

The Gost In The Toilet...is that when you think you need to take a dump you rush to get there but the best you can do is fluff? Gost Crap.

My office worm wears a suite and for some reason thinks he's my boss. I need some posting help here...I keep getting the annoying phase that asks me to key in some secret code before my posts can be posted...its all cryptic and crap...I know I'm special and such, but this didn't happen until yesterday, whaddido wrong?

Killer Braziers - wbagnfagrb

Oh oh oh, I furgot the boots.

Wyo, my cowboy detector tells me, them boys wuznt no real cowboys, and I'd never joke about real assless leather chap wearin, horse riddin, hat covered cowboys...oh lordy lord, I needs me a moment.

dash, wth is on the underarm of the cowboy who apparently just "scored"?

I was wondering who was going to be the lucky number winner...and walla!

Whooo hooo! *Dances up on the bar* Sombudy betta steady this thing, cuz itsashaken...I aint talkin about the bar neither.

It looks pissed, like someone screwed it, or not!

Nice, warm, soft, squishy... grits

Dave/Red, please, be a buddy and pass the bottle.

Yeah, I opened the article, began reading about dooms day, bla bla bla...one eyed cat...bla bla bla...WTF? I'm sucked in I tell ya. Its like a freakin tractor laser, sucking out my braincell(s) that one eye is...