I like it -- the PiiWii.

J -- this one was a lot less public, and accompanied by a lot less laughter.

And he's just the guy to do it.

Either the Omegas, or maybe the devil over your shoulder stole it, Pinto. By the way, why "Pinto"?

That leaves #'s 8 and 9 still on the board. I guess I was being generous in calling them "hits" (along with 1, 4, 6 and 10), but they've all gotten plenty of airplay over the years. And Mountain Mama, I've searched for years to find the title of that movie. It was classic. Seka walks into her living room, only to discover that her her table is broken. And by "broken," I mean literally sawed in half. So she does what anyone would do in that situation -- she calls the table repair shop, who dispatches a couple of burly men to the scene. 30 seconds later, the doorbell rings, a few remarks are made about "having the right tools for the job," some bow-chicka-wow-wow music plays, and the scene ends with the repairmen leaving poor Seka boo-hooing over her still-broken table, and uttering the immortal line "But...my table! Who's going to fix my table" over and over the way that only a pr0n actress with a tenuous grip on the English language can.

Artie Doppelfunkel -- no way in hades would I have gotten that one, even though I know that song pretty well. Or so I thought. I had to resort to the google.

Same thing happened to me recently with "Try Not To Breathe" by REM. I'd known and liked it for years, but never really paid attention to the lyrics. And then I did, and it kind of blew me away.

"But Anyway" is awesome. I think I only recently paid attention to the lyrics to "Hook," and that's what did it for me. I can't imagine anyone being able to say "I have nothing to say" in a more artful manner.

So I guess you wouldn't want to see THIS.