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So, what does it mean if my wife is having me pull out the carpet and replace with hardwood?
Commented Apr 9, 2010 on ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT NAKED at Dave Barry's Blog
ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT NAKED
Vacuuming can reveal our true personalities - even giving an insight into sexual prowess. (Thanks to queensbee)
If you've even driven in Paris you know this is pretty much the norm.
Commented Sep 2, 2009 on LET'S PUT THEM IN CHARGE OF HEALTH CARE at Dave Barry's Blog
LET'S PUT THEM IN CHARGE OF HEALTH CARE
There has been traffic chaos in two Paris suburbs after their feuding mayors declared the same busy road one-way, but in opposite directions. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
Bubba or 4000 lbs of ammonium nitrate
Commented Apr 30, 2009 on SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ROTO-ROOTER at Dave Barry's Blog
SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ROTO-ROOTER
(Thanks to B'game)
The conductor looks like it has a counter on it. 58354 and counting!
Commented Apr 17, 2009 on SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE
The little furred bastard seen at the bottom of this photo took out most of the Yukon. (Thanks to Ralph and Cheryl)
"Don;t" drink and type
Commented Apr 16, 2009 on HAIR STYLISTS at Dave Barry's Blog
HAIR STYLISTS
Don't mess with them. (Thanks to CJrun and Renee [the First])
My first run-in with the trough urination system was mistaking one for a communal sink. Wondered why there was such a line for the urinal when the communal version was free. Realized my error when I went looking for the sink.
Oops! My bad!
Commented Apr 13, 2009 on SPORTS UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog
SPORTS UPDATE
New York's new ballparks will have potty parity. Key Statistic: Studies show that women take about twice as long as men in the restroom.
Support the Arts!
Commented Mar 31, 2009 on THEY COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ANY RANDOM GUY at Dave Barry's Blog
THEY COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ANY RANDOM GUY
A judge has ruled that pole dancing is art. (Thanks to John Regan and Chris Lawson, both of whom are guys)
Awesome!
Commented Mar 27, 2009 on MAYBE THEY COULD ALSO KEEP AN EYE ON CONGRESS FOR US at Dave Barry's Blog
MAYBE THEY COULD ALSO KEEP AN EYE ON CONGRESS FOR US
Patrol watches Texas-Mexico border - from pub in Australia (Thanks to CJrun)
Seems like a resonable request. I think I'll offer one to my congressman.
Commented Mar 20, 2009 on POLITICAL UPDATE FROM DOWN UNDER at Dave Barry's Blog
POLITICAL UPDATE FROM DOWN UNDER
(Thanks to Siouxie and catmanmax)
What's the big deal? Lots of things use sodium benzoate as a preservative.
Commented Mar 18, 2009 on IT'S MADE WITH WHAT??? at Dave Barry's Blog
IT'S MADE WITH WHAT???
(Thanks to jon harris)
It says to Use "←" and "&rarr" arrows to navigate.
My cheap computer is missing the &rarr arrow!
Commented Feb 20, 2009 on IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME at Dave Barry's Blog
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
(Via Gizmodo)
Ah... Florida
Commented Jan 15, 2009 on IF THEY CATCH IT, THEY SHOULD SEND IT TO CONGRESS at Dave Barry's Blog
IF THEY CATCH IT, THEY SHOULD SEND IT TO CONGRESS
Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay (Thanks to H. Labadie and Christopher)
I'm guessing someone had a bet about how many words the editor would actually print about shopping carts.
Commented Feb 6, 2007 on THIS JUST IN FROM THE TAHLEQUAH DAILY PRESS at Dave Barry's Blog
THIS JUST IN FROM THE TAHLEQUAH DAILY PRESS
It's Return Carts to the Supermarket Month. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
"Booger Visits A.J. Ferrel Middle School"
Commented Jan 31, 2007 on IF THIS BLOG HAD TO PICK A FAVORITE PLAYER IN THE SUPER BOWL... at Dave Barry's Blog
IF THIS BLOG HAD TO PICK A FAVORITE PLAYER IN THE SUPER BOWL...
...there is no doubt who it would be. (Thanks to cheeseman)
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